Author Topic: If you could make ONE law, JUST ONE. WUT WULD EH BE? (Read 5254 times)

mojovonio · « **on:** May 06, 2008, 05:02:09 PM »

That you can't make shitty threads like this.

TIME PARADOX

Pharmacy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:04:31 PM »

kill all b;lacks quote this if ur down

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:05:12 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:06:40 PM »

legalize hookers

Pharmacy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:07:48 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 05:06:40 PM

legalize hookers

drozmight · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 05:06:40 PM

legalize hookers

this. plus government subsidies for hookers.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:15:39 PM »

plus make seeing a hooker tax-deductible

Laramie · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:15:46 PM »

^^^

You son of a bitch.

Patel has 6900 posts! never post again Patel, we must preserve this number.

This is my law I guess.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:17:51 PM »

Well, besides the legalization of marijuana (which would be selfish for me)...

It would probably be a tie between the legalization of gay marriage nationwide and a new law that would keep the United States from starting a major military action unless they were attacked first, with a special clause that basically has a commission look over the claim to see if the claim for military action is actually valid. This probably would have kept us from all the pointless shit in Iraq.

I mean, there's commissions now for after the fact, so why can't we have one before the fact? This would keep any "Al-Quaida is connected to Iraq" bullshit from coming up and clouding the judgement of the American people.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:19:49 PM »

strict punishments for lawmakers who make unconstitutional laws instead of properly amending the constitution.

Laramie · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:22:02 PM »

You guys are totally missing the point of the thread.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:22:38 PM »

That Joe Molotov be my sexy butler.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:30:16 PM »

oh, can we also shoot the nuts off child rapists? the parents or guardians of the child should be able to cut their nuts off and torture them.

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:31:26 PM »

all girls must be nekid lulz

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:35:20 PM »

ban all organized religion

-or-

ban all nintendo products

GilloD · « **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:36:09 PM »

LOST: New episodes Mon-Fri, bitches.

Laramie · « **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 06, 2008, 05:35:20 PM

ban all organized religion

-or-

ban all nintendo products

Ok, we ban religion in real life but we ban atheism on the internet. Also, mandatory one console future.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:41:18 PM »

One more law:

Make the PS3 the only gaming console, except give it the online capabilities of Xbox Live and the waggle/casual factor of the Wii with the Wiimote.

And everyone gets a free DualShock 3 who already has a PS3, since the 360 controller IMO still doesn't really touch it (fucking d-pad)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on May 06, 2008, 05:39:13 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 06, 2008, 05:35:20 PM
ban all organized religion

-or-

ban all nintendo products

Ok, we ban religion in real life but we ban atheism on the internet. Also, mandatory one console future.

*shakes hand* done.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:54:34 PM »

Create a tax funded welfare fund for virgins.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:56:56 PM »

Welfare fund is a euphemism for orgy house, right?

Rman · « **Reply #21 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:59:47 PM »

Ban genetically modified foods.

Pharmacy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 06, 2008, 06:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 06, 2008, 05:59:47 PM

Ban genetically modified foods.

gm foods are fuckin ballin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** May 06, 2008, 06:06:06 PM »

Say everyone is taxed 10 cents. This money goes into a government banking system which only virgins can access. Friends and family would have to confirm your virgin status in order to make sure no one was getting the proverbial "free ride." The women involved would be actual welfare recipients themselves, in this case being paid by the government to have sex with the virgins. So it's commerce flowing both ways.

Women willing to preform "full service" would be eligible for rare and exquisite food stamps

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** May 06, 2008, 06:21:37 PM »

nah, you know what, a serious answer....

Make it optional to pay extra taxes that go towards welfare and foreign aid. if I don't want my taxes going to that shit, it shouldn't. That's my money spent on my government to better the place I live in.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:37:37 PM »

Make Sega make Daytona USA 3 already...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:39:01 PM »

sex slavery.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:41:36 PM »

Right now? People in Indiana have to vote in whatever direction NC voted. I dont care for who.

max_cool · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:07:24 AM »

serious: raise the age at which one can receive social security retirement benefit to 68 and to receive FULL SS retirement benefit to 75.

joke: 3rd friday of every month = national holiday

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:11:05 AM »

Children under the age of 23-years-old admitted into movie theatres that emit anything over 10dB of measured sound will be gassed immediately and their corpses broken down into compost to feed our overpopulated society.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #30 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:16:38 AM »

serious: Overhaul the nation's immigration system entirely. Make it easier for people to come here through the usual process, and reconcile those who are already here though other means. They come to America for a reason, often at large sacrifice-it's time to encourage, not discourage, this enthusiastic new blood into our country.

non-serious: Force all libertarians into a sort of reservation where they can run their own government, but with the provision that no one can use the post a message to the world wide web or usenet EVER. When the reservation descends to anarchy, the borders will be sealed and the reality show TV rights sold to the highest bidder.

FatalT · « **Reply #31 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:18:21 AM »

No fat chicks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:19:48 AM »

and i'd make sega do ASTAL 2

Mandark · « **Reply #33 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:21:59 AM »

A really strong institutional check against the use of military force. A supermajority vote in both houses of Congress for anything involving ground troops or more than one day of bombing. Plus a full-time bureau to enforce it, with the authority to bring criminal charges.

Something like that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:23:52 AM »

You tree hugging sonofabitch.

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:46:45 AM »

No talking at the urinal

FatalT · « **Reply #36 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:45:09 AM »

Mandatory conversations in restrooms.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #37 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:30:03 AM »

Women talk in bathrooms all the time. Hell, women LEAVE their cell phones in stalls all the time. And if we don't communicate how will be play battle shits?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #38 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:32:17 AM »

Anarchy for a day.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #39 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:15:07 PM »

Dreamcast 2!

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:19:55 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 07, 2008, 07:30:03 AM

Women talk in bathrooms all the time. Hell, women LEAVE their cell phones in stalls all the time. And if we don't communicate how will be play battle shits?

wow that's fucking sexy

Quote from: FatalT on May 07, 2008, 03:18:21 AM

No fat chicks.

f'real real

Powerslave · « **Reply #41 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:28:36 PM »

6 hours of work every day max, and the pay stays the same as before.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 07, 2008, 03:11:05 AM

Children under the age of 23-years-old admitted into movie theatres that emit anything over 10dB of measured sound will be gassed immediately and their corpses broken down into compost to feed our overpopulated society.

I love your thinking there.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #43 on:** May 07, 2008, 03:58:37 PM »

Don't be a douchebag. And the world would be so happy!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #44 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:02:13 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on May 07, 2008, 12:53:41 PM

Quote from: Willco on May 07, 2008, 03:11:05 AM
Children under the age of 23-years-old admitted into movie theatres that emit anything over 10dB of measured sound will be gassed immediately and their corpses broken down into compost to feed our overpopulated society.

I love your thinking there.

I kind of have to agree as well and can we add something for parents who bring their screaming babies to 10 PM rated R movies?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:53:40 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 07, 2008, 04:02:55 PM

You can never talk about Fight Club.

That's already a rule dude.

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Author Topic: If you could make ONE law, JUST ONE. WUT WULD EH BE? (Read 5254 times)

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