Author Topic: IT'S SO FAST (Read 8033 times)

rocketman · « **on:** August 04, 2006, 03:58:50 AM »

Everyone rejoice! AND SPAM SPAM

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:05:20 AM »

WOOOOOOOOOO

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2006, 05:17:45 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2006, 05:19:16 AM »

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:49:50 AM »

It's still slow.

Vagabond · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:53:39 AM »

I know. It takes me about 7 seconds to get in a thread.. which is still half the time it took last night.

I think it's the shitty forum software they're using.

heavy liquid · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:19:06 AM »

That's what she said, right before she started weeping.

Oh wait..

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2006, 10:05:09 AM »

Rome wasnt built in a day...or something.

Just think of it this way, you went from inconsistant 30 fps to consistant 30 fps. Its perfectly browsable, so grow the fuck up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2006, 02:47:55 PM »

Again, the software is not and never was the bottleneck. We'll be doing some more maintenence this weekend to clean up the server and having things run up to snuff for you all. Also, we will be doing a software upgrade to solve a lot of your complaints.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2006, 03:43:31 PM »

You damn republicans always overpromise and underdeliver.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2006, 03:54:41 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 04, 2006, 03:43:31 PM

You damn republicans always overpromise and underdeliver.

At least Willco will never raise taxes

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:45:28 PM »

Mods, I made an alternate account called "not a joke account" to PM you asking to email me my password since the forgot-your-password-button didn't work and I did this before I realized it would be a good idea to email you. I emailed you though. And now my password works (I didn't forget it but it just didn't work) so I'm wondering did this happen to anyone else? Seriously fuckedup.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:51:33 PM »

Why do you feel you need an 'alternate' account?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:53:25 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 04, 2006, 08:51:33 PM

Why do you feel you need an 'alternate' account?

No, he (I think) made one to send a message to the mods requesting his password for am nintenho, which is still WTF worthy...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:55:34 PM »

Quote from: Master Shake on August 04, 2006, 08:53:25 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 04, 2006, 08:51:33 PM
Why do you feel you need an 'alternate' account?
No, he (I think) made one to send a message to the mods requesting his password for am nintenho, which is still WTF worthy...

It was like 4:00 A.M. I wasn't thinking properly. I emailed the staff though and told them to delete that account. It's not my fault the password didn't work.

Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:03:10 PM »

Seriously though, I haven't noticed a speed increase.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 04, 2006, 09:03:10 PM

Seriously though, I haven't noticed a speed increase.

get off dial up lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:23:00 PM »

I was just about to come in here and defend the board's newly found speed, but then it crapped out on me for almost five minutes.

What. The. Fuck?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:25:25 PM »

People still use dial up? I suppose your homepage is Geocities.com too

Bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:41:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 09:17:06 PM

Quote from: Bacon on August 04, 2006, 09:03:10 PM
Seriously though, I haven't noticed a speed increase.

get off dial up lol

Isn't that what your server is on?

Vagabond · « **Reply #20 on:** August 04, 2006, 10:58:35 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 04, 2006, 09:41:49 PM

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 09:17:06 PM
Quote from: Bacon on August 04, 2006, 09:03:10 PM
Seriously though, I haven't noticed a speed increase.

get off dial up lol

Isn't that what your server is on?

burn.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:04:51 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 04, 2006, 09:41:49 PM

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 09:17:06 PM
Quote from: Bacon on August 04, 2006, 09:03:10 PM
Seriously though, I haven't noticed a speed increase.

get off dial up lol

Isn't that what your server is on?

Shit, we run so fast I post this two hours into the future.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 11:04:51 PM

Shit, we run so fast I post this two hours into the future.

Doesn't stop you from being late with a comeback

pitohui · « **Reply #23 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:09:38 PM »

THYME PARADOX

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:09:53 PM »

This was typed in the future, Shake.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:11:31 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 11:09:53 PM

This was typed in the future, Shake.

So then you're really FOUR hours late, instead of only two?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:15:08 PM »

Not late... EARLY.

We're not done finding ways to increase performance, including software upgrades and streamlining the server. As for now, if you can't notice the speed increase, then I don't know what to say. It's pretty obvious. I honestly don't think it's a software issue, but we'll look into that as well.

Even if people were perfectly happy, we'd STILL look for ways to improve. We don't want to remain stagnant.

Error Macro · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:15:25 PM »

It's weird. This topic took fourty-seven seconds to load, but the General Discussion index loads practically instantly.

But, I will take heed of this - "Quit yer bitchin' and start yer postin'!" - because things are still being ironed out.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on August 04, 2006, 11:15:25 PM

It's weird. This topic took fourty-seven seconds to load, but the General Discussion index loads practically instantly.

But, I will take heed of this - "Quit yer bitchin' and start yer postin'!" - because things are still being ironed out.

Really, only 47 seconds? It took my five minutes just to load the page

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:57:24 PM »

Okay, I just changed some settings, not done yet. Tell me if that helped.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:59:35 PM »

no lol

i mean, yes lol

Bacon · « **Reply #31 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:01:33 AM »

Seems faster now.

Vagabond · « **Reply #32 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:17:06 AM »

much better. It'll be great after a few more tweaks.

Error Macro · « **Reply #33 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:19:25 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 11:57:24 PM

Okay, I just changed some settings, not done yet. Tell me if that helped.

Okay, whatever you did worked, because it is WAY faster now.

Unless of course you're testing the placebo effect, in which case... it's still slow omg.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:20:03 AM »

No, it definitely DID get faster. Nice work, Willco...

FROM THE FUTURE.

Error Macro · « **Reply #35 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:23:12 AM »

I tested it out some more by clicking on every thread on the first page, and they all loaded instantly for me. Okay, one of them had about 1/4 second delay!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:50:10 AM »

Thanks guys! I'll keep on tweaking it well after the upgrades!

Vagabond · « **Reply #37 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:50:52 AM »

<3 ok i love this forum now.

Vizzys · « **Reply #38 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:51:22 AM »

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh better.

Error Macro · « **Reply #39 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:53:27 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 05, 2006, 01:50:10 AM

Thanks guys! I'll keep on tweaking it well after the upgrades!

Thank you!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #40 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:54:15 AM »

You should've tweaked earlier.
*nods head stoicly*

cloudwalking · « **Reply #41 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:55:26 AM »

We've got a lot planned for this place, and it makes me really happy that you guys are enjoying it.

There's a lot more cool stuff to come, and a lot of your suggestions will be added soon. It's a work in progress, but it's fun!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:56:30 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 05, 2006, 02:54:15 AM

You should've tweaked earlier.
*nods head stoicly*

I got four hours of sleep today so you guys could be on dedicated!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:58:02 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 05, 2006, 02:56:30 AM

I got four hours of sleep today so you guys could be on dedicated!

I slept all day, but I DREAMT about being dedicated!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #44 on:** August 05, 2006, 05:31:23 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 05, 2006, 02:56:30 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on August 05, 2006, 02:54:15 AM
You should've tweaked earlier.
*nods head stoicly*

I got four hours of sleep today so you guys could be on dedicated!

Well, thank you.

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Author Topic: IT'S SO FAST (Read 8033 times)

rocketman