The Reagan 1 Million Dollar Bill.

[lordmaji]

This is fucked up. I was on the way one from my daughters cheer leading competition and we stoped at subway, on the table was this Reagan million dollar bill. I started to read and was shocked to realize, I'm a murderer.





Hopefully it's big enough for everyone to read.

[Eric P]

and they used REAGAN?

jesus christ, people.

[Laramie]

Yeah, the fifth (or whatever number you use if you're of a fake denomination) commandment says thall shalt not kill but it defines killing as general acts of rudeness as killing.  "Oh no, you didn't say excuse me when you reached for the salt.  You've killed my spirit!"  I'm in the camp that believes that Jesus makes a distinction between the two types of "killing" but I'm also in the camp that wouldn't leave these on Subway tables.

[Robo]

R U 4 GOD

[lordmaji]

I find it to be absolutely ridiculous. 

[Bloodwake]

and they used REAGAN?

jesus christ, people.

Of course they used Reagan. the Religious Right owes its prominence to him. They probably would have used Bush if anyone in this country actually thought he was a good president. People thought Reagan was a good president.

[Laramie]

Actually Reagan owes his prominence to the religious right but I'm sure both parties would be falling all over each other to see who gets to go ass to mouth first.  I really wished we had a secular Republican party, more like the Nixon days.  Then you couldn't justify being a Republican by being religious.  Everyone just admits that they're cold-hearted bastards who hate minorities and the poor.

[Eric P]

Of course they used Reagan. the Religious Right owes its prominence to him. They probably would have used Bush if anyone in this country actually thought he was a good president. People thought Reagan was a good president.

well not even to him, but to his advisers

[Rman]

Not one of my favorite presidents.  Clever design though.  Better than most of the crappy pamphlets that are passed around.

[Bloodwake]

Of course they used Reagan. the Religious Right owes its prominence to him. They probably would have used Bush if anyone in this country actually thought he was a good president. People thought Reagan was a good president.

well not even to him, but to his advisers

True, but since I have an inside perspective on Christianity, I can tell you that after Jesus, Ronald Reagan gets the next biggest amount of worship.

[lordmaji]

Of course they used Reagan. the Religious Right owes its prominence to him. They probably would have used Bush if anyone in this country actually thought he was a good president. People thought Reagan was a good president.

well not even to him, but to his advisers

True, but since I have an inside perspective on Christianity, I can tell you that after Jesus, Ronald Reagan gets the next biggest amount of worship.

I mean hell, he crushed Communism.

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I guess some sarcasm meters are broke.

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"Reagan smash!"

[FlameOfCallandor]

I mean hell, he crushed Communism.
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"Reagan smash!"

Communism killed itself. It was doomed from the start.

[Candyflip]

Not one of my favorite presidents.  Clever design though.  Better than most of the crappy pamphlets that are passed around.

Ehh. The way it started out I thought it was going to go the other way, eg "Who would take this crap literally?"

Funny that they used Reagan though.

[xnikki118x]

This is making me LOL so hard.

[Mandark]

and they used REAGAN?

jesus christ, people.

If this satisfies their need to see him on currency and keeps him off the real stuff (don't you dare touch the dime), then it's okay by me.