Author Topic: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing? (Read 2146 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** May 08, 2008, 10:54:12 PM »

At least this makes up for Indiana Jones blowing.

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno

Various levels of NSFWness, but only snail has been bad so far.

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2008, 10:56:54 PM »

is this...is this what smart people masturbate to?

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2008, 10:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 08, 2008, 10:56:54 PM

is this...is this what smart people masturbate to?

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI how can you say no

EvilBoris · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2008, 11:01:02 PM »

Ah gnats, I live too far away to view it

crimsondynamics · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2008, 11:01:54 PM »

Quote

Greatest thing or greatest thing?

No doubt - I'd say it's the greatest thing.

Enl · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2008, 11:05:19 PM »

Mmm mommy, baby wants to fuuuck!

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2008, 11:06:15 PM »

Also, interview with her concerning this:

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/05/green-porno-sta.html

I'd imagine these will be on Youtube soon enough. They are each very short.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2008, 11:48:28 PM »

Liberal, tree-hugger version of furry pr0n.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:05:58 AM »

"and my anus would be on top of my head *squirt* ...unfortunately"

Enl · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:14:16 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 08, 2008, 11:53:56 PM

so much homo at you old people. This isn't porn you morans, this is just, well I don't know what it is exactly but I don't like it!

It's Isabella Rossellini dressed up as various insects, fucking , and with her doing a monologue about it. It's the very definition of bizarre awesomeness.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:44:36 AM »

Wow. What the fuck.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:55:25 AM »

I give this happening an 11 of 10 on the awesomeness scale.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:56:01 AM »

Video doesn't work. Canadians screwed again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:59:46 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 09, 2008, 12:56:01 AM

Video doesn't work. Canadians screwed again.

COME SOUTH AND BREATH THE SWEET AIR OF FREEDOM, MORAN

WE GOT BUGS FUCKIN DOWN HERE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:00:46 AM »

This is probably the crowning achievment of the Internet.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2008, 08:40:53 AM »

That is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

etiolate · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:00:20 AM »

male dragonfly is pimp

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** May 09, 2008, 11:16:39 AM »

I'm not into scat.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2008, 11:32:49 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 08, 2008, 11:53:56 PM

so much homo at you old people. This isn't porn you morans, this is just, well I don't know what it is exactly but I don't like it!

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 09, 2008, 12:35:23 PM »

THIS IS AMAZING

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:31:28 PM »

I am feeling aroused in places I never knew I had

jiji · « **Reply #21 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:15:22 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on May 09, 2008, 11:32:49 AM

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
(Image removed from quote.)

HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:21:48 PM »

thats probably the best thing shes ever done. A+

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #23 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:46:30 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 09, 2008, 02:40:41 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on May 09, 2008, 11:32:49 AM
Quote from: ParticleReality on May 08, 2008, 11:53:56 PM
so much homo at you old people. This isn't porn you morans, this is just, well I don't know what it is exactly but I don't like it!

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
(Image removed from quote.)

Too late. I was looking at you first!

I'LL SEND YOU A LOVE LETTER, STRAIGHT FROM MY FUCKIN' HEART, FUCKER

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:00:35 PM »

she was the best thing about the movie Empire

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:06:06 PM »

Lets relive past isabella greats:

[youtube=425,350]5_5sQyHnbY4[/youtube]

Enl · « **Reply #26 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:37:55 PM »

Now imagine Hopper saying those lines while sucking up helium like the way Lynch originally was going to have it (before Hopper convinced him that it would make more sense to switch it to an oxygen mask).

jiji · « **Reply #27 on:** May 09, 2008, 05:22:45 PM »

I think it was nitrous oxide that Hopper suggested. Helium is silly, but so much creepier somehow.

BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUUUUCK

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