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xnikki118x

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vagina: it's not a clowncar
« on: May 10, 2008, 02:07:24 AM »
The Duggars are at it again! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids

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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
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"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

"The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

18 kids. EIGHTEEN.

There comes a point where there are just too many kids for two parents, and the oldest kids end up doing more than their fair share to raise the new babies. I think these people passed that threshold a long time ago.
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 02:09:18 AM »
I love how they essentially had to resort to creating a mini societal construct when it comes to workload. Just..wow
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2008, 02:12:05 AM »
Good for them. If you can take care of that many kids more power to you. I know a couple families with 10+ kids
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2008, 02:24:32 AM »
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2008, 02:26:30 AM »
They have a kid named John-David.

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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 02:35:04 AM »
I knew families like this in Texas - not in size, but in a weird affinity for the letter "J."

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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 02:43:29 AM »
Your 15 years old mother fool, you don't pay no taxes (/whitewhine)
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2008, 02:47:22 AM »
It's a series of tubes.

Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2008, 03:43:48 AM »
it's a clown car when i ride in it

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ToxicAdam

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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2008, 04:03:04 AM »
i thought this thread was going to be about man's fascination with dildos.


Anyways, these dumb hillbillies need to move to Alaska .. they can get a state-sponsered paycheck every year for those kids.

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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2008, 09:16:28 AM »
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
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"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

"The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.


Kids don't stand a chance.
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 10:12:52 AM »
At least there having sex unlike most married couples.

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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 10:20:51 AM »
At least there having sex unlike most married couples.

They're.
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Rman

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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 10:34:38 AM »
Just joking, dude.

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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 11:47:51 AM »
Good for them. If you can take care of that many kids more power to you. I know a couple families with 10+ kids

I'm shocked, in that not so shocked way, that you applaud bringing more ignorant home skoold children into the world.  smh, Maurice.
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2008, 01:25:30 PM »
Wow.

That's more than a little ridiculous.
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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 10:54:07 PM »
Amateurs.

My mother has 24 brothers and sisters (my grandad married 3 times, due to wife death). My extended family is enormous, since most of those kids hugely enjoyed being part of a big family and had big families of their own. Yes, we're Catholic Irish.
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2008, 11:04:35 PM »
Good for them. If you can take care of that many kids more power to you. I know a couple families with 10+ kids

I'm shocked, in that not so shocked way, that you applaud bringing more ignorant home skoold children into the world.  smh, Maurice.

You're not MAF who are you?  ???
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Re: vagina: it's not a clowncar
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2008, 11:26:53 PM »
Good for them. If you can take care of that many kids more power to you. I know a couple families with 10+ kids

I'm shocked, in that not so shocked way, that you applaud bringing more ignorant home skoold children into the world.  smh, Maurice.

You're not MAF who are you?  ???

Triumph lol
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Tauntaun

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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2008, 01:47:19 AM »
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