Author Topic: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO  (Read 3604 times)

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etiolate

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Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« on: August 04, 2006, 04:08:36 AM »
I just like her sass.







It seems that Maggie Gyllenhall does not wear bras. I hereby volunteer to hold them up for her. Not that it's a lot of work, but still, can't a guy be nice?




G The Resurrected

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2006, 04:13:54 AM »
Ok yes hi omg

drool that movie the secretary with her and james spader was so fucking hot.

Submissive little bitch.

etiolate

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2006, 04:22:36 AM »
Yes, she generally picks some interesting roles.

G The Resurrected

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2006, 04:41:37 AM »


What movie is this from? and is it true she used to do full nude modeling?

etiolate

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2006, 06:22:42 AM »

Not a movie I believe, I think she just does a lot of photo shoots.

The Black Stallion

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2006, 07:12:49 AM »
Sunken, droopy, lifeless eyes that have enough space to park a Mack Truck between them; dull, flat, tiresome hair styles; thin, uninviting, reptilian lips, hiding a hideous smile, and the stage presence of a geriatric. She's the definition of "What the fuck is this busted broad doing in Hollywood" syndrome... only slightly edging out Kirsten Dunst in terms of ugliness. Fuck all that airbrushed shit posted by the thread starter, all her candid photos look like mugshots...

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Vizzys

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2006, 07:28:00 AM »
She does look kind of depressed.  :P
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The Black Stallion

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2006, 07:32:45 AM »
She does look kind of depressed.  :P
She looks like the type of broad that would threaten to commit that shit if you broke up with her. The only redeeming point this asthetic trainwreck of a woman is that she looks like she can take a punch.

etiolate

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2006, 07:41:47 AM »
I'm pretty sure she could beat the shit out of TBS.

The Black Stallion

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2006, 08:27:04 AM »
I'm pretty sure she could beat the shit out of TBS.

heavy liquid

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2006, 08:35:50 AM »
She's not attractive in the conventional sense, but I do find that I'm very attracted to her.  She was great in Secretary. 

CajoleJuice

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Re: Let us discuss Maggie Gyllen....HELLO
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2006, 12:21:39 PM »
I have a friend named Maggie that's hotter than her. Meh.
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