Author Topic: tittties and booty! - Not Safe For Work/Cubicle/Workspace/Office (Read 15073 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:13:41 PM »

http://www.assmatrix.com/

READ THE TYPES OF ASSES ON THAT SITE.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #61 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:17:04 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:19:08 PM »

What's your favorite ass? I'm torn between tear drop and apple bottom.

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Apparently, similar to what happened with the term "THICK,"(see the link for details) women are once again STRETCHING the definition of another good term, we men come up with, at then TELLING US that they are that when they're not. Since many today are overweight and can't fit the definition of the terms, they use the term so much on themselves, incorrectly, until everyone starts thinking they're that term since so many of them are not the definition, by majority rule, they now destroyed the meaning. It happened with "THUG" for men, and now it's happening with "APPLE BOTTOMS" for women.

APPLE BOTTOM: The tops of the ass cheeks (coming off of the lower-back) have to be ROUND and so do the bottom of the ass cheeks (coming off of the back of the thighs). When a lady has this, if she stands straight up, you can clearly see her APPLE BOTTOM as it looks like her butt is two volley balls. Apple Bottoms are most likely to be in those with African blood/features.

We know about the Apple Bottom, already, but many really DON'T have this yet claim they do. For this purpose, we'll explain the THE TEARDROP with an ASS SMILE type of booty, and the GRIMACE of ass! These are two new concepts to ass watching, that we're introducing to you, to suggest that most of what you see out there are NOT Apple Bottoms, rather they're TearDrops and Grimaces.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #63 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:21:10 PM »

I like the second and last. Of course they all look good

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:21:26 PM »

How the fuck are you going to tell me to change it and quote it dammit?! I fixed it!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #65 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:22:43 PM »

Apple bottom ftw.

PhoenixDark is still a douche.

Is this an ass or teets thread?

Himu · « **Reply #66 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:23:20 PM »

BOTH.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #67 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:25:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2006, 07:23:20 PM

BOTH.

okay.

I need 5 minutes.

Himu · « **Reply #68 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:27:06 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #69 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:27:16 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #70 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:30:29 PM »

Who the fuck is that Mexican woman I posted of?!

I've wanted to know for YEARS.

Mupepe · « **Reply #71 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:40:36 PM »

rehost them for me and maybe I can help!

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:41:48 PM »

You can't see the pics?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #73 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:45:14 PM »

Not sure about this one.

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:47:46 PM »

The other day I saw an asian girl with a GREAT set of tits and awesome booty. You have no idea how rare a sight that is to see.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #75 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:49:55 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2006, 07:47:46 PM

The other day I saw an asian girl with a GREAT set of tits and awesome booty. You have no idea how rare a sight that is to see.

It depends on their diet. Asian food isn't really able to fatten that part of the body up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #76 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:52:36 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2006, 07:41:48 PM

You can't see the pics?

Nope. At work

whiteACID · « **Reply #77 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:55:20 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #78 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:56:19 PM »

You can do better.

Himu · « **Reply #79 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 09, 2006, 07:52:36 PM

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2006, 07:41:48 PM
You can't see the pics?
Nope. At work

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #80 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:52:33 AM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 09, 2006, 07:55:20 PM

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haha jealous. Don't get mad, get ass

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:04:38 AM »

is that white poop on that horses tail?? $:-\$

DarienA · « **Reply #82 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:45:18 AM »

Somebody hook a brotha up with some under cleavage shots!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:10:07 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #84 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:56:02 PM »

omg omg

titties!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #85 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:00:57 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #86 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:01:57 AM »

Thank you blue!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #87 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:07:01 AM »

Some more

etiolate · « **Reply #88 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:16:10 AM »

wtf braces

...

anyways, jessica pare

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #89 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:22:17 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #90 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:25:11 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 16, 2006, 12:16:10 AM

wtf braces

...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #91 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:26:19 AM »

Seriously, that girl is appealing to the pedo crowd that also likes huge tits.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #92 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:28:07 AM »

i like huge tits and while i do find it a little skeevy....

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #93 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:29:33 AM »

The chick etiolate posted is the tits

pun intended

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #94 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:30:44 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:26:19 AM

Seriously, that girl is appealing to the pedo crowd that also likes huge tits.

Nothing like that for me. I think you can get off on the braces look without being a {Mike} on GAF. My love of porn is like a Rainbow! Braces is the color Yellow...no wait..thats something else

lawl. I'm just joking... or am I?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #95 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:33:27 AM »

the more i look at that chick with the braces, the more i hope she would have a good personality

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #96 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:33:31 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 12:30:44 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:26:19 AM
Seriously, that girl is appealing to the pedo crowd that also likes huge tits.

Nothing like that for me. I think you can get off on the braces look without being a {Mike} on GAF. My love of porn is like a Rainbow! Braces is the color Yellow...no wait..thats something else

lawl. I'm just joking... or am I?

But look at what she's wearing. It's definitely the "crowd" she going for.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #97 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:40:44 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:33:31 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:26:19 AM
Seriously, that girl is appealing to the pedo crowd that also likes huge tits.

Nothing like that for me. I think you can get off on the braces look without being a {Mike} on GAF. My love of porn is like a Rainbow! Braces is the color Yellow...no wait..thats something else

lawl. I'm just joking... or am I?
But look at what she's wearing. It's definitely the "crowd" she going for.

Yeah, I see what your saying. I guess its in the line of a type of schoolgirl appeal or something *shrugs

*shes still hot and definitely of age

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #98 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:50:41 AM »

Yea I'd hit it.

Himu · « **Reply #99 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:01:30 AM »

What's wrong with braces

Cheebs · « **Reply #100 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:28:21 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 17, 2006, 11:01:30 AM

What's wrong with braces

Nothing is wrong with them. If you are 14.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #101 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:47:36 AM »

I have a video with Mandingo getting blowed by this petite white girl with braces. I'm suprised she didn't cut his dick or something

Cheebs · « **Reply #102 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:48:48 AM »

People with braces should not be allowed to have sexual relations.

Himu · « **Reply #103 on:** November 17, 2006, 05:14:39 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #104 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:22:45 PM »

good 'ol stupid Naomi

goddamn if I was allowed to post explicit shit... well you've probably all seen it at OA

The Sceneman · « **Reply #105 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:30:55 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 12:40:44 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:33:31 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:26:19 AM
Seriously, that girl is appealing to the pedo crowd that also likes huge tits.

Nothing like that for me. I think you can get off on the braces look without being a {Mike} on GAF. My love of porn is like a Rainbow! Braces is the color Yellow...no wait..thats something else

lawl. I'm just joking... or am I?
But look at what she's wearing. It's definitely the "crowd" she going for.

Yeah, I see what your saying. I guess its in the line of a type of schoolgirl appeal or something *shrugs

*shes still hot and definitely of age

If you sign up to her site do you get to see her fanny and nipples? All her promo photos show none of the good parts

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #106 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:33:09 PM »

nope. well, nipples through a teeshirt that's hella wet, maybe

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #107 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:34:24 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 17, 2006, 08:30:55 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:33:31 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 12:26:19 AM
Seriously, that girl is appealing to the pedo crowd that also likes huge tits.

Nothing like that for me. I think you can get off on the braces look without being a {Mike} on GAF. My love of porn is like a Rainbow! Braces is the color Yellow...no wait..thats something else

lawl. I'm just joking... or am I?
But look at what she's wearing. It's definitely the "crowd" she going for.

Yeah, I see what your saying. I guess its in the line of a type of schoolgirl appeal or something *shrugs

*shes still hot and definitely of age

If you sign up to her site do you get to see her fanny and nipples? All her promo photos show none of the good parts

I think shes Christina Model'esque in that, she doesn't deliberately show her breast (in all their glory) but she does have a lot of nipple slips. She seems more liberal about having the slip out though lol

The Sceneman · « **Reply #108 on:** November 17, 2006, 09:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 08:33:09 PM

nope. well, nipples through a teeshirt that's hella wet, maybe

So youve signed up then?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #109 on:** November 17, 2006, 09:30:01 PM »

oh hell no, i've seen it all via newsgroups though

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #110 on:** November 17, 2006, 09:43:28 PM »

Theres 1.2GB worth of videos of her in one Torrent on Puretna.com. You don't have to download the whole thing either, you can just download the pieces you want (if you use uTorrent or Azureus)

The Sceneman · « **Reply #111 on:** November 17, 2006, 10:14:08 PM »

Sweet, Ive got tonights activities sorted

Thanks Tsunami

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Im actually just going to be playing contact

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Raguel · « **Reply #112 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:36:18 PM »

I highly approve of this thread and wish the best. To contribute:

Christopher · « **Reply #113 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:48:09 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #114 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:15:10 PM »

This thread is still pretty weak, but I haven't seen a proper fap thread in MONTHS. Evilbore is great. Great is Evilbore.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #115 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:16:02 PM »

BEEZY OMG

Beezy · « **Reply #116 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:33:43 PM »

Sir Pheonix Dark! I come bearing gifts! Actually I'm searching for more.This is all for now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #117 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:35:28 PM »

God damn

A brother's worse nightmare: AIDS and cholesterol

Beezy · « **Reply #118 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:36:43 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #119 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:48:22 PM »

I've posted this pic like 5 times...whatever

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Author Topic: tittties and booty! - Not Safe For Work/Cubicle/Workspace/Office (Read 15073 times)