Author Topic: So appearently Rhode Island has "tradiational" Massage Parlors (Read 1686 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** May 11, 2008, 03:24:27 AM »

Buddy of my cousin went there today. $90 for the whole shebang (you get a sensual massage which makes up a good amount of the price). I didn't go because I'm not a 50 year old Bachelor. She fingered his bootyhole and no this isn't a The Wonder Years fanfic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:25:49 AM »

i'm confused

are you saying there's a happy ending involved?

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:28:49 AM »

if I pay extra can i avoid a finger in my ass

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:32:24 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 11, 2008, 03:25:49 AM

i'm confused

are you saying there's a happy ending involved?

Oh yeah. Only overweight retired Firefighters/Policemen and upstanding citizens go there. Ok, heres how it plays out

-You go into a que room with other weirdos waiting for the massage (pay $60)

-You can ignore them but one of the dudes wink wink nudged nudged my cousins buddy about the "sensual massage". He said to us that he didn't want to talk about jizzing with a middle aged man.

-You then go to a sauna and sweat it out

-A randomly picked asian woman of varying age comes out and throws you in the showers and proceeds to rip off your towel.

-This brings on the "Sensual Shower/Bath" where she cleans every part of your body (yes even the butthole!)

-She then massages you

-She then suds your balls up and AWAY YOU GO!

*Getting into the "Too much information" area but appearently hes gone here before and let out a Peter North explosion on the unsuspecting Asian chick, all ova her face

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:33:56 AM »

you didn't answer my question. you act like a call girl wary of the cops: is it a handjob or NOT

who cares about balls

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:34:25 AM »

Why do you have to be 50 year old retired man? Maybe I just want a nice massage.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:34:41 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 11, 2008, 03:33:56 AM

you didn't answer my question. you act like a call girl wary of the cops: is it a handjob or NOT

who cares about balls

You're not this stupid are you

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:36:13 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 11, 2008, 03:33:56 AM

you didn't answer my question. you act like a call girl wary of the cops: is it a handjob or NOT

who cares about balls

THE HANDJOB OF YOUR L4FE

They seriously go to town. The first time I've seen a real live establishment like this. Oh and the building has NO WINDOWS. its hilarious

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:39:20 AM »

Wow. There are some places like this in Michigan, but they're far away and rather seedy. To make matters worse there are some with ambiguous service; one person might say they give full body massages, others say they don't. there's no way in hell i'm embarrassing myself by asking for one and whoops, they don't offer it. that would probably destroy me

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:42:58 AM »

That wouldn't be a problem if you ever went back... it's not like it will be the same person running the register. SMH at your insecurity

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:44:06 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 11, 2008, 03:39:20 AM

Wow. There are some places like this in Michigan, but they're far away and rather seedy. To make matters worse there are some with ambiguous service; one person might say they give full body massages, others say they don't. there's no way in hell i'm embarrassing myself by asking for one and whoops, they don't offer it. that would probably destroy me

From the sounds of it, this place you dont' even ask. They commence the operation and its your job as a sexual deviant to say "NAY" or "AUUUUUUUAHGHGHGHAUAH"

Quote from: demi on May 11, 2008, 03:42:58 AM

That wouldn't be a problem if you ever went back... it's not like it will be the same person running the register. SMH at your insecurity

Demi

And depending how superficially hot you are, they may let you go to town on them too! Oh lord! this underground world may breaketh me

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:54:04 AM »

There was a place like this in my town, but I didn't know about it until it got raided by the 5-0.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2008, 03:58:50 AM »

We're thinking about bringing my cousins 18 year old cousin to it (just turned 18). Hes a little less mature for his age (due to his father sheltering him). We want to see how he'll handle it all

We're not sure if an 18 year old can go to such place though but does that even matter when the whole base operations of the place is illegal itself?

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2008, 04:00:41 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2008, 03:58:50 AM

We're not sure if an 18 year old can go to such place though but does that even matter when the whole base operations of the place is illegal itself?

weeds has an episode on this
watch it

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2008, 04:46:13 AM »

So many shows I need to watch. Weeds always sounded interesting

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2008, 11:31:58 AM »

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2008, 05:50:58 PM »

So apparently Massachusetts has "Purto Riken" spelling bee champions.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2008, 05:52:11 PM »

Its Perto Rhico motha fool!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2008, 06:29:46 PM »

I'm on way to Rhode Island RIGHT NOW

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2008, 06:36:42 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2008, 09:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Viz on May 11, 2008, 04:00:41 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2008, 03:58:50 AM
We're not sure if an 18 year old can go to such place though but does that even matter when the whole base operations of the place is illegal itself?

weeds has an episode on this
watch it

weeds had a 12 year old.

Vizzys · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2008, 10:32:51 PM »

yes and?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2008, 05:41:53 PM »

I wish there was a Massage Parlor that had asian women in School Rumble Cosplay

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