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I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« on: May 13, 2008, 01:58:32 AM »
The Top 5 Gary Oldmans I Would Like To Be Raped By:

Sid Vicious


Rosencrantz


Beethoven


Sirius Black


and of course Sexy Dracula


I have to pass on Drexl from True Romance due to dreadlocks being gross.  And his character in Leon isn't particularly hot.
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 02:03:36 AM »
no Zorg? tsk tsk

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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 02:04:10 AM »
If this were GAF you'd be tarred and feathered by now for not mentioning Commissioner Gordon.
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 02:05:05 AM »


Leather and a cravat!   :o


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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 02:06:56 AM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on May 13, 2008, 02:03:36 AM
no Zorg? tsk tsk

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I will not turn my back on Jodorowsky by endorsing that particular travesty.

Quote from: Solo on May 13, 2008, 02:04:10 AM
If this were GAF you'd be tarred and feathered by now for not mentioning Commissioner Gordon.

He doesn't really look very noteworthy or standout-ish in Batman Begins, really.  Commissioner Gordon is not a character known for his sexiness.

I think Sirius Black might be his sexiest role, but that Tennant-esque jacket might be throwing off my sexy sense.

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Leather and a cravat!   :o


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Immortal Beloved, which is a nice little movie.  It's on blu-ray, nobody ever talks about it.  I rather like it quite a bit though.  Isabella is in it, too.
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 04:52:13 AM »
Immortal Beloved is cool, yeah. It's not Amadeus but it's well worth a look, and Oldman is magnetic in it. My wife was reduced to tears by it (but then again, i've seen her well up during commercials...)
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 09:03:22 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 13, 2008, 01:58:32 AM


Rosencrantz
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that would be one funny, witty rape
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 10:33:48 AM »
It doesn't look like leather, you FUKMORAN.
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 11:02:55 AM »
Such an awesome actor. I honestly didn't know he was Drexl in True Romance. He fully takes on whichever character he's portraying in a film
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 03:33:50 PM »
Oldman = win.

Him and Cuaron made the entire series respectable in ONE FUCKING MOVIE
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 03:35:36 PM »
What about me?

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 03:52:43 PM »
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 04:05:53 PM »


Lisa - "Dad, do you notice something funny about Mr. Burns?"

Homer - "Yeah, his haircut is so queer."

Burns - "I heard that!""
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 04:41:53 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 13, 2008, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 13, 2008, 03:35:36 PM
What about me?

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Quote from: TVC 15 on May 13, 2008, 01:58:32 AM
And his character in Leon isn't particularly hot.

I just wanted to post the pic. :P

I just realized I haven't seen any of the movies you posted in the OP. :(
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me a
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2008, 01:55:34 PM »
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I just realized I haven't seen any of the movies you posted in the OP. :(

You never saw Dracula?!
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2008, 02:51:38 PM »
No :-\
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Re: I would let Gary Oldman rape me, leave and change his makeup, then rape me again
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2008, 07:50:51 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 15, 2008, 02:51:38 PM
No :-\

It's 20 bucks on Blu Ray at Best Buy.  It's a fun, ridiculous movie.  Keanu and Winona give terrible terrible performances, and the pacing is all fubared, but Gary Oldman is amazing in it, and the movie has fuck awesome visual design.  It's a good movie for visuals.  Also has an awesome, moody soundtrack.
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