Bitchin' Prom Pictures

[Tieno]

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/05/ghetto_prom_pic.html



My mom emailed these to me earlier today. Apparently, jigs in the ghetto have been wearing some rather outlandish-looking outfits to the prom. Some of them I had to resize so that they'd fit in my center column. In those cases, you'll want to click to enlarge. Actually, you probably won't want to.



Leroy, Otis and Juan pause for pictures on the red carpet, which, you'll notice, isn't actually made of carpet. Parts of Leroy's outfit are, though.



Sharonda is looking rather hookerish in a purple, low cut number that shows off her boobs quite nicely.



I'm pretty sure both of the kids in this picture are distinguished mentally-challenged. You can kinda see it in their faces. In fact, and it's hard to tell not being able to see his arm, that kid on the left might be a member of the Ying Yang Twinz.



You wonder if the fellow in this picture's head is cut off because the photographer was high on crack or if that was done intentionally to hide his identity from the motherfucking po-lice.



Now, this is what I call motherfucking coordination! It takes a while to notice this, but not only do the patterns of each of the kids' outfits match, but the pattern on the big, gully looking one's headband and the pattern on his two weed carriers' Nike swooshtikas also match.



Mexican people, like people from most foreign countries, just aren't used to the gulliness of an American diet. That's why their women are blowing up to such epic proportions.



Nice and slutty looking, not unlike the outfit Lil Kim wore to the MTV Video Music Awards that one time. The chick on the right is almost conservative-looking though, at least by hood standards.



Ah, the classic throwback suit and dress. Nothing really says class quite like it.



This is probably my favorite, just because there's a nerdy-looking cracka-ass cracka dressed up as a pimp in it.



Notice how the two chicks on either ends completely dwarf the chick in the center, even though she's probably like really, really big herself.



Another white pimp at the hood prom. I don't even want to know whatever it was he had to do to get his gang of black friends to respect him. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was bad. I mean, look at the expression on his face.



The fellow on the right is obviously teh ghey. Like, Leroy (or whatever his name was) from "Fame" teh ghey. No homo for even posting this on my site.



Mercedes was the star attraction of the entire prom with her helicopter shaped weave.



Seriously, what school district really allowed somebody this fat to show up dressed up like this to the prom? If you look closely (Warning: Don't), you can even see part of her boob hanging out of her top. Now, that's just wrong.



Finally, this is the most bizarre and, in some ways, the most sad of all of these pictures. Aaliyah showed up to the prom in an outfit specially designed to show off her soon to be born unwanted, illegitimate future convict of a baby.

[Fresh Prince]

Finally, this is the most bizarre and, in some ways, the most sad of all of these pictures. Aaliyah showed up to the prom in an outfit specially designed to show off her soon to be born unwanted, illegitimate future convict of a baby.

That's just cold blooded.

Let's wait for PD, Himu and some other black guy to tell us these chicks are thinck and not fat.

[Cormacaroni]

oh my word, the avatar mines are OPEN FOR BUSINESS

[pilonv1]

dude id totally wear a Warriors retro singlet to my prom

[crimsondynamics]

Let's wait for PD, Himu and some other black guy to tell us these chicks are thinck and not fat.

They ain't overweight.

They be undertall.

[Beezy]

Old but still hilarious.

Let's wait for PD, Himu and some other black guy to tell us these chicks are thinck and not fat.

Are you making a joke or are you really just that fuckin dumb?

[Fresh Prince]

Are you making a joke or are you really just that fuckin dumb?

I'm that fukin' dumb.

[Mupepe]

I've gotten that forward email before.  The use of "jig" is funny.  And I love how they call it ghetto, but I didn't live anywhere near the ghetto and tons of people at my school went dressed like that.  The hispanics were worse actually.

[Van Cruncheon]

not only is she cute, this is an AWESOME hairdo

i'd let her airlift my cack

[Bloodwake]

I have no words.

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[hyp]

i love the captions. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't know what to say. The internet sure has exposed our dirty laundry for all to see 

[Eric P]

I don't know what to say. The internet sure has exposed our dirty laundry for all to see 

just think of what bill cosby has to say about all this

[Eric P]

say do all of you europeans know about hotghettomess.com?

lots of african american embarrassment there

[Tauntaun]

I don't know what to say. The internet sure has exposed our dirty laundry for all to see 

Your secret is out now!


NOT ALL BLACKS ARE SUPER COOL WITH 12" WANGS!

[Laramie]

"Alright children, following the tradition of all of our other proms let's all form a large circle and watch the prom king and queen 'get hifey' while ghost riding the ceremonial hoop d."

*police arrive

[Rman]

 

[Beezy]

(Image removed from quote.)

not only is she cute, this is an AWESOME hairdo

i'd let her airlift my cack

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

OMG.



I gotta remember this thread for tomorrow at work.  Too funny.

[Brehvolution]

I can not believe this.

No, no... I cannot believe this is allowed in high school. :tbslol

[Joe Molotov]

I can not believe this.

No, no... I cannot believe this is allowed in high school. :tbslol

Anything goes at Ghetto High, at least until the uncool white teacher shows up and and convinces everyone to care about school again with his unconventional teaching methods.

[Brehvolution]

I can not believe this.

No, no... I cannot believe this is allowed in high school. :tbslol

Anything goes at Ghetto High, at least until the uncool white teacher shows up and and convinces everyone to care about school again with his unconventional teaching methods.

It's very hard to teach people who have no interest in education. Most of the young person's world is all about what is in front of them that day. They don't care about 5 years down the road until they realize then that school was important and how many opportunities have been wasted. Strong parenting is crucial in high schooler's lives and the lack of that parenting carries over when these kids have kids repeating the cycle.

I say this not because of these pictures, just in general.

[xnikki118x]

Hahah I'm dying.

[Bildi]

I thought whales dwelled in oceans?

Slap it and ride the wave in.

[tiesto]

This is amazing