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Eric P

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BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« on: May 13, 2008, 08:22:58 PM »
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 08:25:37 PM »
STEAM SERVER IS DOWN

I CANNOT PURCHASE BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 08:28:59 PM »
I have Gamepube version
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 08:30:04 PM »
i had the x-box version

but i gave it to a former roommate when i moved out
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 08:40:30 PM »
i don't need a sequel


i have the original

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 09:06:31 PM »
Dear Brian,

If millions of people do, then maybe.

-Thor
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 09:59:20 PM »
BETRAYED

GRAPHICAL MESS!

weird flashing polygons to things which aren't on screen!
flickering transparencies
glitches i can't name!
game runs comically ultrafast in cut scenes thanks to c2d cpu

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 10:11:08 PM »
I have the PC version which I couldn't play since you can't set the horiziontal and vertical settings independently.

Eric P

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 11:25:32 PM »
only some areas are a graphical mess

it's really quite annoying.

however when the game is behaving it looks fun

the controls for mouse and keyboard aren't as bad as i feared (psychonauts) but the lack of game pad support is unfortunate

and since it's not like this was a great seller, i doubt that we will see further support.

steam is like a graveyard where the customers play nostalgic necrophiliacs
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 11:27:23 PM »
is it based on the poem?
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 11:29:57 PM »
yes.  you play a german plumber named Neiztchio and you crush the papal hat headed goombas
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 11:31:33 PM »
Dear Brian,

If millions of people do, then maybe.

-Thor

Dear Thor,

Millions of people won't buy this shit, because if they were going to we'd have BG&E2 already.

-Brian

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 12:01:08 AM »
yes.  you play a german plumber named Neiztchio and you crush the papal hat headed goombas

 :rofl