Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING

[The Fake Shemp]

Isn't Patrick Swayze dead, though?

[MrAngryFace]

Not fuking yet. He needs to be in this to show everyone he's hardcore.

[Joe Molotov]

Isn't Patrick Swayze dead, though?

He has cancer pretty bad.

[The Fake Shemp]

I bet Keanu will return and that Apple dude from Die Hard 4 will be in it as his son.

[Joe Molotov]

Where does Shia LaBeouf fit in?

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh fuck you Wilco.

What?  This is true.  Jan de Bont is making Point Break 2!

[The Fake Shemp]

I know you're really young, but that joke has been a running gag before you were semen in your father's balls.

[Joe Molotov]

It's been around since Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Other appropriate joke titles would have been:

Point Break 2: Point Harder
Point Break 2: Electric Boogaloo
Point Break 2: Mission to Moscow

[The Fake Shemp]

I think you're jealous because Point Break 2 is superior to whatever you dumb thread is about.

[Joe Molotov]

If it actually started with that, highlander 2 came out on November 1st 1991, meaning I was already in the oven by that time.

Oh and I know that its older then that, you guys(wilco) are just assholes.

Ironically, "quickening" means "the initial motion of the fetus in the uterus as it is perceived or felt by the pregnant woman." So your mom could have been having a quickening while watching The Quickening! 

Although in Highlander terms, it means to slice off somebody's head and take their power.

[Vizzys]

Point Break was awesome