Author Topic: STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW! (Read 1209 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** May 14, 2008, 07:22:19 AM »

Or all the Reese's will melt. :'(

crimsondynamics · « **Reply #1 on:** May 14, 2008, 07:23:22 AM »

Think of the poor polar bear... :'(

NME · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2008, 10:50:12 AM »

I was recently sent a survey on global warming that informed me that if not for greenhouse gasses, it would be -18C every night! I don't know what on Earth that C means, but -18 is cold! I'm going to pay one of my co-workers to keep my car idling all day to avoid any dip in the temperature. Everyone must do their part to avoid cold evenings! Do YOU want a world-wide blanket shortage? No, you don't.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2008, 12:41:10 PM »

Yes, but then you look at Venus and learn what Greenhouse gasses are REALLY capable of. Hotter than Mercury? Check.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2008, 12:57:58 PM »

Quote from: NME on May 14, 2008, 10:50:12 AM

I was recently sent a survey on global warming that informed me that if not for greenhouse gasses, it would be -18C every night! I don't know what on Earth that C means, but -18 is cold! I'm going to pay one of my co-workers to keep my car idling all day to avoid any dip in the temperature. Everyone must do their part to avoid cold evenings! Do YOU want a world-wide blanket shortage? No, you don't.

Celsius, it's some kind of Euro measurement, idk, they're gay. Ask Powerslave, tell him it's the best measurement system ever and then suck his nipples while he splains it to ya.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:30:40 PM »

Quote from: NME on May 14, 2008, 10:50:12 AM

I was recently sent a survey on global warming that informed me that if not for greenhouse gasses, it would be -18C every night! I don't know what on Earth that C means, but -18 is cold! I'm going to pay one of my co-workers to keep my car idling all day to avoid any dip in the temperature. Everyone must do their part to avoid cold evenings! Do YOU want a world-wide blanket shortage? No, you don't.

SWEET. That sounds TOTALLY reliable! THANKS, SURVEY-GUY!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:31:31 PM »

Did survey guy look like this:

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:35:08 PM »

If Michael Crichton says global warming isn't real, that's good enough for me. He wrote Jurassic Park.

Mandark · « **Reply #8 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:34:30 PM »

[youtube=425,350]0_VmMIbWKoo[/youtube]

You call it pollution.

WE CALL IT LIFE.

Laramie · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:38:00 PM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 14, 2008, 12:41:10 PM

Yes, but then you look at Venus and learn what Greenhouse gasses are REALLY capable of. Hotter than Mercury? Check.

Typical heliocentric liberal propaganda.

NME · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:49:07 PM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 14, 2008, 12:41:10 PM

Yes, but then you look at Venus and learn what Greenhouse gasses are REALLY capable of. Hotter than Mercury? Check.

I drive an Acura. How hot is a Mercury?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2008, 06:25:27 PM »

HAW HAW

lordmaji · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2008, 06:30:51 PM »

lawlzzzzzz

NME · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2008, 06:33:29 PM »

WAIT.

No one lives on Venus, yet they have greenhouse gasses that make the planet hotter than Mercury?

Proof that global warming isn't man made! Suck it, science! Al Gore is a dick!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2008, 06:41:32 PM »

I dont think people argue that its man-made, so much that what we do facilitates its acceleration. Short term it doesnt mean much to us, but long term is means a lot.

Venus clocks in at 900 degrees, Mercury is only around 800 and iirc, even has ice on one of its poles inside a crater that never gets hit by the sun.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:13:31 PM »

Quote from: NME on May 14, 2008, 06:33:29 PM

WAIT.

No one lives on Venus, yet they have greenhouse gasses that make the planet hotter than Mercury?

Proof that global warming isn't man made! Suck it, science! Al Gore is a dick!

No one lives on Venus now. Maybe if the Venusians had started driving low emissions cars a few thousand years ago, things would be different!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:26:29 PM »

nah its all the volcanos n shit

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:35:26 PM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 14, 2008, 09:26:29 PM

nah its all the volcanos n shit

Since you OBVIOUSLY ignored my question in the other links thread, I'll ask AGAIN, here.

Is there seriously an all new Slayers series coming out?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:47:08 PM »

I thought I answered in another thread. Yes, its called Slayers Revolution. Its based on the new manga series being released. I think the first issue is out in scans, not sure if its translated yet.

Oblivion · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:50:26 PM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 14, 2008, 09:47:08 PM

I thought I answered in another thread.

Well, you didn't, and now you must die.

But seriously, that's awesome. The same team and everything is working on it, right? I think Slayers is probably the only anime that doesn't tend to annoy me with some of its animu cliches to this very day.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:52:56 PM »

Same studio, same director, same core characters.

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