Author Topic: Evilbore Hookup Thread (Read 9536 times)

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2008, 01:19:01 PM
Every woman is taken!

(or gay)

I was so close. $:-\$
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1992.0

Did you not PM her? What's wrong with you dude? :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2008, 01:37:07 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2008, 01:19:01 PM

Every woman is taken!

(or gay)

or grossly overweight $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2008, 01:38:24 PM »

Roxy never registered here, did she?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2008, 01:48:50 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2008, 01:38:24 PM

Roxy never registered here, did she?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7832.0

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2008, 01:55:10 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** May 14, 2008, 02:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 14, 2008, 01:48:50 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
Roxy never registered here, did she?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7832.0

Such a great thread.

Grecco · « **Reply #22 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:41:40 PM »

Dulce Maria. Yuck so uggly

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on May 14, 2008, 03:41:40 PM

Dulce Maria. Yuck so uggly

GOD YOU'RE A taco

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #24 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:51:10 PM »

What's the male to female ration here anyway? I mean really.

Bacon · « **Reply #25 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:51:11 PM »

Has enough time passed that we can start hitting on CrystalGemini?

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:56:51 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on May 14, 2008, 03:51:11 PM

Has enough time passed that we can start hitting on CrystalGemini?

I hit on her all the time.

Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 14, 2008, 03:51:10 PM

What's the male to female ration here anyway? I mean really.

Probably like 99:1

tiesto · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 14, 2008, 12:10:52 PM

Ask out your significant Evilborean in this thread.

Tauntaun: Will you go steady with me?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
omfg i'm bored
[close]

If Tauntaun agrees to go out with you, does that mean his wife is up for grabs?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:10:06 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 14, 2008, 03:51:10 PM

What's the male to female ration here anyway? I mean really.

It's ratio.

And our Male to Female Ratio: 9.2:1

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:15:21 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on May 14, 2008, 04:02:34 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 14, 2008, 12:10:52 PM
Ask out your significant Evilborean in this thread.

Tauntaun: Will you go steady with me?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
omfg i'm bored
[close]

If Tauntaun agrees to go out with you, does that mean his wife is up for grabs?

No. That just means I own her too.

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 14, 2008, 04:13:16 PM

We need more chicks. It's like a huge sausage fest here.

I am pretty huge

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:20:11 PM »

Theoretically, we should have 72 registered female members. But how many are active? Not many, I gather. For every rodi or nikki, there's an Amanda or Cyanista or what have you.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:21:03 PM »

Amanda is a man and you know it, Federman.

Rodi

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:21:55 PM »

Amanda is a girl and she wanted to marry you. No homo.

Bacon · « **Reply #33 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:23:12 PM »

rodi seems to have shitty luck with the ladies. I still think we can make her switch, Mupepe.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:24:33 PM »

Dear Female Guests,

Sign up now and I promise that I won't let ParticleReality take his shirt off.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:27:41 PM »

And you people wonder why we can't have nice things.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:29:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2008, 04:27:41 PM

And you people wonder why we can't have nice things.

that's what PR's dad said

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:29:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2008, 04:21:55 PM

Amanda is a girl and she wanted to marry you. No homo.

She thinks I'm an asshole now!

Quote from: Bacon on May 14, 2008, 04:23:12 PM

rodi seems to have shitty luck with the ladies. I still think we can make her switch, Mupepe.

She'll switch. Together we can lure her out of her hole. We.are.irresistable.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 14, 2008, 04:29:15 PM

Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2008, 04:27:41 PM
And you people wonder why we can't have nice things.

that's what PR's dad said

wow

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:30:44 PM »

Why don't we just ask the females here to ask some of their female friends to join.

We're all nice guys.

Bacon · « **Reply #40 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:31:39 PM »

Well, some of us are. You're a little creepy though.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #41 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:32:28 PM »

I'm a nice guy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on May 14, 2008, 04:31:39 PM

Well, some of us are. You're a little creepy though.

oh what the fuck? i didn't deserve that. How am I creepy?

Bacon · « **Reply #43 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:37:22 PM »

I'm just fucking with you.

And if the rest of you "nice guy" assholes want to turn this into a pissing contest, I'll take you all on in an EB Most Eligible Bachelor Contest!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #44 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:39:24 PM »

I will own you.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #45 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:40:55 PM »

I will nice the shit out of all of you.

Bacon · « **Reply #46 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:41:11 PM »

But not until after I put up a good fight.

lordmaji · « **Reply #47 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:43:06 PM »

Mupepe, like I said man. Keep you faith in THE JOVI and good things will come. Like bitches by the flocks.

Ive been lied to, you been cheated. Ive been cried to, you been mistreated. Ive been watching you, you want action. You need love and I need satisfaction. So sayeth THE JOVI

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #48 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:45:18 PM »

DANCE OFF BITCHES

Bacon · « **Reply #49 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:47:37 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #50 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:49:25 PM »

OH YEAH

lordmaji · « **Reply #51 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:52:32 PM »

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:54:17 PM »

oh yeah!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #53 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:02:43 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on May 14, 2008, 04:37:22 PM

I'm just fucking with you.

And if the rest of you "nice guy" assholes want to turn this into a pissing contest, I'll take you all on in an EB Most Eligible Bachelor Contest!

Didn't Willco win the sweetest guy on evilbore thing?

fuck that. We need a new competition! SOMEONE START A THREAD

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #55 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:17:53 PM »

He did? How did Willco win that shit?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #56 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:18:32 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 14, 2008, 05:09:45 PM

Quote from: Bacon on May 14, 2008, 04:37:22 PM
I'm just fucking with you.

And if the rest of you "nice guy" assholes want to turn this into a pissing contest, I'll take you all on in an EB Most Eligible Bachelor Contest!
Didn't Willco win the sweetest guy on evilbore thing?

fuck that. We need a new competition! SOMEONE START A THREAD

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Also, she's still mine Tiesto, WAAHAHAHAHAHA. Mups is just some man-ass on the side.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #57 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:21:15 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 14, 2008, 04:23:38 PM

Off the top of my head I can only name Rodi, Nikki, and Cloud as being female.

:'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #58 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:22:00 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on May 14, 2008, 05:21:15 PM

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 14, 2008, 04:23:38 PM
Off the top of my head I can only name Rodi, Nikki, and Cloud as being female.

:'(

I'VE GOT DIBS ON ELEKTRIKLUV! BEST MUSIC TASTE EVER

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #59 on:** May 14, 2008, 05:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 14, 2008, 05:22:00 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on May 14, 2008, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: ParticleReality on May 14, 2008, 04:23:38 PM
Off the top of my head I can only name Rodi, Nikki, and Cloud as being female.

:'(
I'VE GOT DIBS ON ELEKTRIKLUV! BEST MUSIC TASTE EVER

Someone else already has dibs!

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Author Topic: Evilbore Hookup Thread (Read 9536 times)