Author Topic: When female friends you've had for awhile make sexual propositions (Read 10889 times)

etiolate · « **on:** November 10, 2006, 01:10:20 AM »

It is confusing. At first you laugh, like hahaha funny one, then you aren't sure if you should be laughing ir not and then YOU PANIC!

Etiolate: oh did I ever show you the dancing with gumby gif?
heraimname: nope.
Etiolate: really?
Etiolate: http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/gumbydancing.gif
heraimname: joe. let's just have sex.
Etiolate: haha
heraimname: seriously
Etiolate: orly
heraimname: yes.
Etiolate: i think gumby would be jealous
heraimname: no way. let's just do it. naked.
Etiolate: normally I have sex fully clothed
Etiolate: thats right baby, I do it mormon style
heraimname: i'm mormon. mormon style sex is without protection. and with your third wife videotaping
Etiolate: hott
heraimname: that's the hottest gif ever
Etiolate: isn't it!
heraimname: yes. seriously. come make out
Etiolate: oh my
heraimname: hehehe

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:11:47 AM »

@ "orly"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:13:33 AM »

Time to cyberz

After she typed hehehe you shoulda typed...so whata you wearin and put an lol after it as an escape clause

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:16:37 AM »

Is she hot?

then

GO FOR IT!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:17:58 AM »

If there was a Darwin Award, you wouldn't win it.

etiolate · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:27:28 AM »

I thought there were Darwin awards, and they were for those who kill themselves off in stupid ways?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:27:43 AM »

SO the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow FISH BABY FUCKS A SQUIREL and NEW distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is born, some other DIE, New Monkey distinguished mentally-challenged fellows are born and they fuck. Yeah wtf ET go get you some. Thats a nice invitation for some casual NSA

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:29:19 AM »

So like..if you dont I dont get it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:30:20 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 01:27:28 AM

I thought there were Darwin awards, and they were for those who kill themselves off in stupid ways?

I thought that was an urban legend. I don't know. She wanted it bad man.

etiolate · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:31:19 AM »

We've been friends for two to three years and there's some tangled history there, so it would jsut be weird.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:35:13 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 01:31:19 AM

We've been friends for two to three years and there's some tangled history there, so it would jsut be weird.

Whatever, man. Let me tell you, when a woman wants to fuck you, you fuck her.

Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:36:58 AM »

She sounds like a real whore.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:38:16 AM »

I wish this kinda shit would happen to me. I mean....what the fuck?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:40:29 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 01:30:20 AM

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 01:27:28 AM
I thought there were Darwin awards, and they were for those who kill themselves off in stupid ways?
I thought that was an urban legend. I don't know. She wanted it bad man.

I've read books in Barnes & Noble about people receiving Darwin awards. I assume they're real. Funny as shit, too.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:42:57 AM »

Quote

We've been friends for two to three years and there's some tangled history there, so it would jsut be weird.

I don't know what that means.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:43:48 AM »

History gets tangled when you bring it next to electronic wires

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:45:35 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 10, 2006, 01:40:29 AM

I've read books in Barnes & Noble about people receiving Darwin awards. I assume they're real. Funny as shit, too.

oh, I just wiki'd the term today out of boredom.

I believe that etiolate still has made a big mistake.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:46:46 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 01:45:35 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 10, 2006, 01:40:29 AM
I've read books in Barnes & Noble about people receiving Darwin awards. I assume they're real. Funny as shit, too.
oh, I just wiki'd the term today out of boredom.

I believe that etiolate still has made a big mistake.

I think he has made a huge mistake.

Mandark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:49:06 AM »

Either she really wants to have sex, or you're not really friends, and she keeps you around because she knows the possibility of sex gives her the upper hand in the relationship.

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:50:29 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 01:36:58 AM

She sounds like a real whore.

Hey now this is my friend.

Bacon · « **Reply #20 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:51:31 AM »

Prostitutes have friends too. They're called drug dealers.

etiolate · « **Reply #21 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on November 10, 2006, 01:49:06 AM

Either she really wants to have sex, or you're not really friends, and she keeps you around because she knows the possibility of sex gives her the upper hand in the relationship.

I don't think it gives her the upper hand, because I'm not biting on it. She's always been into me, but it's just never happened at the start so we became friends.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:55:10 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 01:53:47 AM

Quote from: Mandark on November 10, 2006, 01:49:06 AM
Either she really wants to have sex, or you're not really friends, and she keeps you around because she knows the possibility of sex gives her the upper hand in the relationship.

I don't think it gives her the upper hand, because I'm not biting on it. She's always been into me, but it's just never happened at the start so we became friends.

So you're just gay?

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:56:33 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 01:51:31 AM

Prostitutes have friends too. They're called drug dealers.

THE DRUGS ARE IN MY PANTS

Cajole: I was waiting for that!

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:58:30 AM »

We need pics of this chick to know if he made a mistake or not.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:59:28 AM »

I dont even get why this post was made.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:59:58 AM »

Yea, we need pics to see if you're gay or not.

And me neither MAF. I was gonna say that, but I figured I go with the gay comment again.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:01:20 AM »

I mean:

HAY GUYS GIRL I KNOW THREE YEARS WHO I AM FRIENDs WITH AND AM ATTRACTED TO JUST ASKED ME TO MAKE OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH HER! I TOLD HER JOKE ABOUT SEX WITH CLOTHES ON!

IM NOT GONNA HAVE SEx WITH HER THO CAUSE SEX IS WEIRD WHEN ITS WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE A LOT!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:01:55 AM »

CAPS MAF IS THE BEST

etiolate · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:02:40 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 01:59:28 AM

I dont even get why this post was made.

my thread? just for entertainment

whiteACID · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:03:15 AM »

quit posting and fuck her already

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:03:20 AM »

Pictures or I say we lock this shit up!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:06:21 AM »

For a second I almost got a boner when I thought her screen name was Hermonie.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:06:39 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2006, 02:03:20 AM

Pictures or I say we lock this shit up!

HERE HERE

Mandark · « **Reply #34 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:07:09 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 01:53:47 AM

Quote from: Mandark on November 10, 2006, 01:49:06 AM
Either she really wants to have sex, or you're not really friends, and she keeps you around because she knows the possibility of sex gives her the upper hand in the relationship.

I don't think it gives her the upper hand, because I'm not biting on it. She's always been into me, but it's just never happened at the start so we became friends.

It does give her the upper hand, because you're obviously flustered and trying to interpret it. Like I said, either she's serious, or it's leverage.

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:07:28 AM »

alright pics are fair

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:08:06 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 02:07:28 AM

alright pics are fair

I don't see pics in this post.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:09:58 AM »

CAPS MAF IS BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

etiolate · « **Reply #38 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:12:59 AM »

Alright.

I even included body pic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:13:44 AM »

HERPES AND ASSHAIR WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN

cloudwalking · « **Reply #40 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:14:31 AM »

You should have hit that!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #41 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:14:58 AM »

She is hot. Use baby oil.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:15:47 AM »

Congratulations, you're gay.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:16:10 AM »

WTF MAN?!?!?

BlackMage · « **Reply #44 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:16:18 AM »

shes cute.. you fucked up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:18:01 AM »

Am I the only one who seems the cheek herpes on her FACE? OR am I imagining things

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:19:20 AM »

Don't worry, man, this is what I really think...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Congratulations you're a fagurt!

[close]

brawndolicious · « **Reply #47 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:19:32 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 02:18:01 AM

Am I the only one who seems the cheek herpes on her FACE? OR am I imagining things

There is no such thing as cheek herpes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:20:19 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 02:19:32 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 02:18:01 AM
Am I the only one who seems the cheek herpes on her FACE? OR am I imagining things
There is no such thing as cheek herpes.

You've never been to the ghetto

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #49 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:20:43 AM »

I think that's makeup that was part of the costume.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:21:48 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 10, 2006, 02:20:43 AM

I think that's makeup that was part of the costume.

Ok, well nevermind then

She looks cute, somewhat dirty-like for a lady. Aim for the hair

etiolate · « **Reply #51 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:27:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 02:18:01 AM

Am I the only one who seems the cheek herpes on her FACE? OR am I imagining things

Imagining

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:54:16 AM »

I've only known cloudwalking for a week and she's already asking for me to come down to where she is

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:01:45 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 10, 2006, 03:54:16 AM

I've only known cloudwalking for a week and she's already asking for me to come down to where she is

poor demi.

Polari · « **Reply #54 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:29:00 AM »

Oh wow, you actually used the "it would be weird because we're friends" thing as justification?

You're lying to yourself, I bet you've jerked it to that girl at least a dozen times.

etiolate · « **Reply #55 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:34:37 AM »

I made this thread thinking that people would offer up insight to their expereinces of friends, friends hinting at sex and if sex complicates things. It's been more like Deal or No Deal instead.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #56 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:54:17 AM »

lol

dude, even cloud is advising you to hit it!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #57 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:56:58 AM »

I don't believe in casual sex. If it doesn't feel like a good idea, don't push it. I can't really give you any advice based on experience. I just don't sway that way - I only involve myself in meaningful, serious relationships. Maybe I'm crazy, but that just makes sense to me. Like with all decisions in life you have to ask yourself:

1. Does this help me get closer to achieving my life goals?
2. What are the pros/cons?
3. What type of person does this make me?
4. What are the consequences of my actions?
5. Will I end up regretting this?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:58:03 AM »

6. Do I have a boner?

Polari · « **Reply #59 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:58:47 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 10, 2006, 04:56:58 AM

I don't believe in casual sex. If it doesn't feel like a good idea, don't push it. I can't really give you any advice based on experience. I just don't sway that way - I only involve myself in meaningful, serious relationships. Maybe I'm crazy, but that just makes sense to me. Like with all decisions in life you have to ask yourself:

1. Does this help me get closer to achieving my life goals?
2. What are the pros/cons?
3. What type of person does this make me?
4. What are the consequences of my actions?
5. Will I end up regretting this?

See, this is what you'd think if you were a woman.

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Author Topic: When female friends you've had for awhile make sexual propositions (Read 10889 times)