I guess some people are administering game servers through the Steam GUI with obsecure CPUs and/or with an insane number of CPUs.
Bizarre tech stats are fun
1,341 players with 10 GB hard drives
720 players with 3840 x 1200
27,577 players with 32MB VRAM
5,010 players with AGP 32MB VRAM
1 player with a 5" 16:9 display
166 players with a 6" 4:3 display
9,482 players on 33.6Kbps
44,805 players on 56Kbps
11,560 Japanese players? Valve needs to ante up on the JRPG love or something.