Author Topic: Prole and other married folk: your relationship is officially destroyed (Read 1063 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** May 16, 2008, 12:14:11 AM »

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SAN FRANCISCO - In a monumental victory for the gay rights movement, the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation's biggest state to tie the knot.

Domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage, the justices ruled 4-3 in an opinion written by Chief Justice Ron George.

Outside the courthouse, gay marriage supporters cried and cheered as news spread of the decision.

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"I respect the court's decision and as governor, I will uphold its ruling," said Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in a statement. "Also, as I have said in the past, I will not support an amendment to the constitution that would overturn this (ruling)."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24649689/

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crimsondynamics · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:21:08 AM »

My marriage is screwed the way it is anyhow.

This is great news for my soya-drinking son, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:26:12 AM »

I was planning on visiting SF in July for business purposes. Guess I'll have to cancel that appointment now

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:31:43 AM »

Much delicious quiche will be consumed today.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:41:58 AM »

on a serious note, this is awesome. biblefags am cry all the way back to the dark ages

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:42:50 AM »

California to fall into the ocean this year, confirmed.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:48:19 AM »

Mexicans, Homos, and Willco to get nuked within the next 5 years

Vote McCain

lordmaji · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:57:13 AM »

omfg. This is terrible news. I guess my marriage is fucked now.

thanks to the damned queers, they have to go and fuck it all up now. :'(

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YESSSSS! now I can go marry mupepe and plow his butthole clean

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:10:00 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 16, 2008, 12:41:58 AM

on a serious note, this is awesome. biblefegs am cry all the way back to the dark ages

we ALMOST took you seriously there for a sec, PP

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:11:39 AM »

Fuck, I'm moving out of CA once I graduate.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:27:47 AM »

Great, gays can be miserable and sexless too.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:30:44 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 16, 2008, 01:27:47 AM

Great, gays can be miserable and sexless too.

So that's why you're always so grouchy.

Bildi · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:31:48 AM »

I feel so happy for all those gay people who were waiting to have sex until they got married.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:47:44 AM »

Yup, my marriage was instantly dissolved this morning when the courts ruled in favor of them gays. I've been packing up all my stuff and looking for a place to live. Any Seattle Pack members have a spare bed I can use for a couple days?

Good for them! This is a great day indeed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2008, 02:15:33 AM »

If PD is ever on the coast, I say we drug him and then get him married to one of us. With a combination of forced suggestibility and barbiturates, we can even make it so he can say "I do" at the wwedding.

Mandark · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2008, 02:28:36 AM »

Awesome for California. Good on them.

Better than Michigan, which ruled that the ban on gay marriage in that state also prevents same sex domestic partnership benefits for public sector employees. If this issue keeps getting decided on a state by state basis, there's going to be a LOT of litigation to sort everything out.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2008, 02:37:33 AM »

The states should decide.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:07:21 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 16, 2008, 02:15:33 AM

If PD is ever on the coast, I say we drug him and then get him married to one of us. With a combination of forced suggestibility and barbiturates, we can even make it so he can say "I do" at the wwedding.

I'd prefer it if you guys just get me a hooker. I'm fine with anything with a nice face and boobs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:10:32 AM »

it's really not about what you prefer, although we might let you pick the violation order of your orifices

Mandark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:19:16 AM »

Just what I'd need.

"I probably shouldn't bitch to the Icons, now that PD is ~~tied up in TVC's sex basement~~ ~~being held in MAF's teenage polygamy compound~~ ~~kneeling in Prole's "prayer" closet~~ married to one of the Seattle crew, everything will just get back to him."

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:21:49 AM »

Why can't we just have a polygamy sex prayer closet? It's probably closest to the truth of the whole Texas affair.

Tieno · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2008, 04:43:05 AM »

Damn straight! Go gays!

Gay marriage has been legal for a while now in Belgium...though the country has been falling apart for a while now too. Might be the gays.

tiesto · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:31:31 PM »

Hopefully Noo Yawk will follow soon, then I can marry Tauntaun

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Author Topic: Prole and other married folk: your relationship is officially destroyed (Read 1063 times)