best pet story?

[xnikki118x]

Hi EB,

Because my phone is dead, I no longer have an alarm clock. This is a problem as I need to be up early tomorrow for graduation practice.

I know there is a way you can set up something to start playing on your computer at a certain time, but now? I use Windows XP and Windows Media Player. Please help!

Love,
Nikki


Edit: Nevermind, I left a note for one of my parents to call me to wake my ass up. Let's turn this thread into something fun since I can't delete it.

Post your funniest pet story.

Mine: I had a Lhasa Apso (a dog that looks like a Shih Tzu) called Freeway when I was growing up. He used to get into the candy dish on the coffee table and eat Hershey's kisses. He'd unwrap them and leave the foil squares, and eat the chocolate kisses.

Well, we all know dogs can't have chocolate, so we had to stop that. We moved it to the top of the fridge...

...where we caught Melanie, my cat, knocking the kisses off the fridge to Freeway waiting on the kitchen floor, where he would unwrap and eat the candies.

I wish I had like video of this. It was SO funny.

Candy dish was kept in a cupboard after that.

Your turn!

[Mupepe]

  I want a cat to see all the cute shit they do, but I don't want to take care of it.  Same with a puppy.  And if I get a puppy, he's gonna be either really tiny or really huge.

I had a little weiner dog named buddy when I was little.  He used to run around the horses and try to jump up and bite their dicks.  it was hilarious.  It's too bad he pissed one of them off and they stepped on him and broke his back 

I had a hamster named fatty when I was little too.  I used to put him in the little rolling ball to get him exercise and he would get so pissed off.  He'd just keep running into your foot to make you mad and I guess take you out.  Or he'd just sit there and sleep.  and sometimes when you'd try to put him in you'd see him reaching his little legs out to the side to keep from going into the hole.  so cute.  and once all the hamsters got into a huge fight and got cuts and everything.  We had to seperate them.  My brother was holding his and i was holding fatty.  they just kept their eyes locked and every few minutes would start flailing around trying to get free and beat the shit out of the other.  they rocked.  too bad my father decided to bail out and my mom had to give them away and move to Tennessee.    i miss them.