Author Topic: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons (Read 1934 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** May 16, 2008, 03:34:00 PM »

i want a roommate i can fuck. is that so bad? split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.

GilloD · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:34:34 PM »

Just get a hot roomie. I did that in college, it was pretty fun.

Rman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:35:24 PM »

Didn't you marry her, GilloD?

Rman · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:36:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 03:34:00 PM

i want a roommate i can fuck. is that so bad? split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.

Those aren't too bad reasons. A man does have needs, rights?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:39:15 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 03:34:34 PM

Just get a hot roomie. I did that in college, it was pretty fun.

i'd like to find one. but most of the women looking for roomies are either fugly or lazy i've noticed. I want them to make a decent amount, like I do so we can get something nice and they can take it up the ass with top notch lube. plus, i have trust issues with roomies now and I really don't think I'd like to room with someone I barely know.

Quote from: Rman on May 16, 2008, 03:36:10 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 03:34:00 PM
i want a roommate i can fuck. is that so bad? split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.

Those aren't too bad reasons. A man does have needs, rights?

That's right, dude.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:41:54 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 03:34:00 PM

i want a roommate i can fuck. is that so bad? split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.

Is this before or after you realise marriage is a complete chore and bore?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:42:09 PM »

when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin

lordmaji · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 16, 2008, 03:42:09 PM

when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin

what about me PD? or have you just written me off? you don't love me anymore? be honest!

cool breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2008, 03:57:23 PM »

That is actually a great reason to get married. I never thought about it in that way before. Biggest problem you could face is her getting knocked up, because all that extra income you are getting from her end will be used up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2008, 04:20:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 16, 2008, 03:41:54 PM

Is this before or after you realise marriage is a complete chore and bore?

Realized that after my first marriage

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 16, 2008, 03:42:09 PM

when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin

Im down

Quote from: swaggaz on May 16, 2008, 03:57:23 PM

That is actually a great reason to get married. I never thought about it in that way before. Biggest problem you could face is her getting knocked up, because all that extra income you are getting from her end will be used up.

Not going to happen. Also learned my lesson about that already

GilloD · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2008, 04:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 16, 2008, 03:35:24 PM

Didn't you marry her, GilloD?

Nah. I did go to college with my wife, but this was before that.

I GOT AROUND.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:00:41 PM »

i know you did

lordmaji · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:01:38 PM »

PD probably /ignored me.

GilloD · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 05:00:41 PM

i know you did

That bitch's equadorian boyfriend broke up with her. I'm over it and all, but it still made me really fuckin' happy,

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:20:29 PM »

holy shit! TIME TO IM HER AGAIN

GilloD · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:22:06 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 05:20:29 PM

holy shit! TIME TO IM HER AGAIN

Do it. Nice bod. But a total fucking idiot and an ego monster.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:22:32 PM »

I've got an ego so I'm down

GilloD · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:37:25 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 05:22:32 PM

I've got an ego so I'm down

Angry fucking. Do it!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:23:40 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 03:39:15 PM

Quote from: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 03:34:34 PM
Just get a hot roomie. I did that in college, it was pretty fun.
i'd like to find one. but most of the women looking for roomies are either fugly or lazy i've noticed.

That's wimmen for you. Just find a guy to room with, and then get gay married to him. It'd probably work out a lot better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2008, 09:54:37 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on May 16, 2008, 03:48:08 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 16, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin

what about me PD? or have you just written me off? you don't love me anymore? be honest!

you're married tho! only single bachelors are allowed

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Author Topic: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons (Read 1934 times)