Author Topic: Remember that shit/bin Wii FPS from the shovelware guys? (Read 6071 times)

Crushed · « **on:** May 17, 2008, 03:52:19 AM »

It doesn't look completely terrible now! Just totally generic with shit art!

Could this be the Wii's HAZE, generic and kinda okay-ish? Must it have its own bipolar lover, like Haze had AA? Will this lover be me, or another EB nintard?

STAY TUNED

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:55:28 AM »

Looks good for a DS game

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:57:03 AM »

Nintendo DS

Crushed · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:00:12 AM »

oh its demi

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:06:32 AM »

why would anyone care about this

who knew that the biggest shovelware library in console history could elevate even turds like this title to some small attention

wait: i did

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:08:05 AM »

They will charge $50 for this, better off as a $10 WiiWare game. Lost Winds looks better.

Crushed · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:10:00 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:06:32 AM

why would anyone care about this

who knew that the biggest shovelware library in console history could elevate even turds like this title to some small attention

wait: i did

Look, you enjoy Japanese grind-a-thons that only get attention for having loli art for the speech windows. I wouldn't talk.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:13:15 AM »

yes, and nobody cares about those, either. fortunately, the ps2 had the Best Library of All Time to compensate for the filthy loli drek rotting in its margins

please take your marketing for last-gen console fps titles elsewhere

Bildi · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:15:21 AM »

I'd love to play a great FPS on the Wii and I appreciate the developer is trying to do something different (a good game on the Wii, and a FPS to boot), but it just doesn't look very inspiring.

I notice they got rid of the circular shadows at least.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:17:34 AM »

why would you want to play an fps on the wii

jesus christ, your pc -- even if it's old and has integrated video -- can play half-life 2

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:20:26 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:13:15 AM

yes, and nobody cares about those, either. fortunately, the ps2 had the Best Library of All Time to compensate for the filthy loli drek rotting in its margins

please take your marketing for last-gen console fps titles elsewhere

I must tell you about the newest battle system I've encountered in Doki Doki Rori Witch School. Each pixel on the 400x300 screen has a statistic correlating to a certain weapon. Kill an enemy touching that pixel with that weapon, and you can fuse one statistic of that enemy with any party member. Build up enough compatible points for two party members, and you can switch their sex. This leaves their sprites and art unchanged, but they access a new job class while retaining their old sex-specific weapons.

this is all so fascinating i can't wait for the sequel i'll import it day one

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why would you want to play an fps on the wii

jesus christ, your pc -- even if its old and has integrated video -- can play half-life 2

I actually do game on my PC more than my Wii. But console FPSs and PC FPSs should be different, despite the best efforts of Epic to destroy the distinction.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:22:02 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:17:34 AM

why would you want to play an fps on the wii

jesus christ, your pc -- even if it's old and has integrated video -- can play half-life 2

My 8 year old Powermac G4 you mean? :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:24:06 AM »

sell your wii and buy a decent pc

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:25:14 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:20:26 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:13:15 AM
yes, and nobody cares about those, either. fortunately, the ps2 had the Best Library of All Time to compensate for the filthy loli drek rotting in its margins

please take your marketing for last-gen console fps titles elsewhere

<incoherent nerdbabble deleted>

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why would you want to play an fps on the wii

jesus christ, your pc -- even if its old and has integrated video -- can play half-life 2

I actually do game on my PC more than my Wii. But console FPSs and PC FPSs should be different, despite the best efforts of Epic to destroy the distinction.

why do you even own a wii

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:28:29 AM »

Or you could have a mega PC and buy a Wii, but who would be dumb enough to do that

Crushed · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM »

Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM

Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

smh

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:31:06 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 17, 2008, 04:28:29 AM

Or you could have a mega PC and buy a Wii, but who would be dumb enough to do that

only the aimlessly wealthy

i won't hear sass from disgusting poors

Bildi · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:31:35 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:24:06 AM

sell your wii and buy a decent pc

I'm not sure I'll ever do PC gaming again. I have fond memories of Sim City 2000/the 7th Guest/Marathon/whatever, and that will have to do me.

Besides, they don't have Wii Fit on the PC.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:32:53 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on May 17, 2008, 04:31:35 AM

Besides, they don't have Wii Fit on the PC.

leper this filth

Akala · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:33:05 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:13:15 AM

yes, and nobody cares about those, either. fortunately, the ps2 had the Best Library of All Time to compensate for the filthy loli drek rotting in its margins
please take your marketing for last-gen console fps titles elsewhere

well put!

Crushed · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:36:30 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:30:39 AM

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

smh

damn those filth wanting to play videogames

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:37:50 AM »

Looks better than Killzone 2.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:38:59 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:36:30 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:30:39 AM
Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

smh
damn those filth wanting to play videogames

buy a ps2

MCD · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:44:46 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:38:59 AM

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:30:39 AM
Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

smh
damn those filth wanting to play videogames

buy a 360

there.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:48:23 AM »

Quote from: McDragon on May 17, 2008, 04:44:46 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:38:59 AM
Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2008, 04:30:39 AM
Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

smh
damn those filth wanting to play videogames

buy a 360
there.

You should get a Wii now to be future-proofed. 360 and PS3 probably won't be around much longer, and you can always just pick one up cheap off the clearance rack.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:54:18 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM

Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

If you must delve into nintefaggory buy a DS then, at least you have the option of a normal control method AND a better library of games.

Crushed · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:16:26 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 17, 2008, 04:54:18 AM

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

If you must delve into nintefaggory buy a DS then, at least you have the option of a normal control method AND a better library of games.

already did a long time ago

lol at how touchscreen is now normal control method

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 05:16:26 AM

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 17, 2008, 04:54:18 AM
Quote from: Crushed on May 17, 2008, 04:29:12 AM
Because I wanted to play Trauma Center and Metroid Prime 3 and Mario Galaxy.

If you must delve into nintefaggory buy a DS then, at least you have the option of a normal control method AND a better library of games.
already did a long time ago

lol at how touchscreen is now normal control method

No, but most GOOD DS games will be the ones you can use traditional control schemes with, ie Advance Wars.

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:46:27 AM »

The one reason why I like Wii so much is because it's not victim to thousands of generic shovelware FPSes like the other 2 systems. So this is unnecessary for me

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:57:29 AM »

borys's complete 180 in the same post, that was awesome

Pharmacy · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:17:58 PM »

wii is pretty much for babbies

owned

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:49:00 PM »

Wiis are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. I bet people who buy a Wii spend more time curled up trying to suck their dick than playing games.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:50:27 PM »

That actually does look ok. A lot of you have Wiis, you've gotta buy something for them once in a while. This or Wii Fit in 08?

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »

Ugh that game looks awful. Any decent PC FPS made in the 2001-2004 ish era would be a better choice if you have a older PC lying around.

cool breeze · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:07:58 PM »

The nicest thing I could say about the game is that it looks better than Red Steel and the other awful FPS games on the Wii (except Monkey War and MP3). Controls look awful like most other FPS games on the Wii. I don't understand why developers think that the right way to deal with aiming on the Wii is having the gun model on screen bend in unnatural ways because they attempt to emulate a light gun without taking turning into account.

MedievalManIII · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:24:56 PM »

Valve should just port Half-Life ONE to the Wii and everyone will give it 50 more Game of the Year awards. 25 bonus points for a decent looking Half-Life 2, but it will only get like 25 more Game of the Year awards.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2008, 02:57:37 PM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 17, 2008, 12:49:00 PM

Wiis are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. I bet people who buy a Wii spend more time curled up trying to suck their dick than playing games.

I spend at least twice as much time playing games as I do trying to suck my own dick.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:58:56 PM »

At least they didn't spend $15 million on it like Ubisoft did with that train-wreck Red Steel.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:06:03 PM »

GAF thread views = 210,000
Copies sold = 12,000

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:40:51 PM »

I can't believe people actually think this looks GOOD.

The bar has been lowered.

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Author Topic: Remember that shit/bin Wii FPS from the shovelware guys? (Read 6071 times)