Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law

[Phoenix Dark]

I went to a prostrate cancer in the African American community awareness breakfast this morning. Rather informative, good music, decent food, blah blah blah. There was lots of finger-up-the-booty talk (and pictures) but nothing could prepare me for what I saw while eating my breakfast: a buff black dude holding two breakfast plates was talking to this skinny black guy, and the skinny dude ducked down and zipped up the buff guy's zipper. They laughed afterwards

If your zipper is unzipped and you're hands are busy that doesn't give anyone the right to zip you up. That's a violation of numerous man laws. Plus you don't let anyone zip you up 

SMH

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd like to zip you up, PD. 

[MrAngryFace]

woah, there's no way i'd do that!

[demi]

Insecure total

[Van Cruncheon]

demi, my fly is open

[demi]

Allow me to zip it up

[demi]

With my teeth

[Phoenix Dark]

i'm sorry but if someone tried to zip me up or reached anywhere near my crotch i'd have to put the nicca to sleep - no homo

[Madrun Badrun]

i'm sorry but if someone tried to zip me up or reached anywhere near my crotch i'd have to put the distinguished black fellow to sleep - no homo

Maybe this is why you can't get laid. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

i'm sorry but if someone tried to zip me up or reached anywhere near my crotch i'd have to put the distinguished black fellow to sleep - no homo

so what you're saying is that if another man reaches for your zipper, your thoughts immediately turn to getting him to bed

[Madrun Badrun]