LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3

[GilloD]

http://io9.com/391489/wanna-know-whos-in-that-coffin-on-lost

Uh. Sound half-cool, half-completely distinguished mentally-challenged. I'll have to see it to make it out, but it borders on Sci-Fi Channel TV Movie levels of ridiculous. Hopefully next season will be all kinds of off-island Sayid Bond spy action and WE GOTSA GO BACK reunion action, but this one sounds. Just strange. I hope it's wrong.

[Yeti]

I'm so tempted to read that but I think I'll stay strong. For a little while at least. 

[abrader]

im not tempted to read it and please make the thread subj more specific on this kind of stuff.

Reads like it discusses season 2 and 3 finale.....

[GilloD]

im not tempted to read it and please make the thread subj more specific on this kind of stuff.

Reads like it discusses season 2 and 3 finale.....

Changed! Me so solly. Anyway- Even though the guy who posted these has never been wrong, I'm hoping he is this time. The more I think about it, the lamer it gets.

[Mupepe]

well a lot of the Lost stuff sounds really lame.  Have you ever tried to explain the show to someone who hasn't seen it?  It's a pretty out there plot just done really well on screen.

GOD I WANT TO READ THAT YOU ASSHOLE

[demi]

Ok, I read it. Everyone is gonna FLIP

[Pharmacy]

i read it, its quite underwhelming :\

also

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locke better come back to life or heads will fucking roll

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[demi]

This is going to be the biggest cocktease since Season 1's ending

[Mupepe]

FUCKSADJFK;LSJFKL;SAJFKL;SAJFKL;A JKL;SAJFK;ALSJASD;LFKJSLA;FKJSLAK;JF ;LADJFKL;AJFASD I WANT TO READ IT XO BAD BASUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVEM YSXELF

[huckleberry]

Don't read it Mups....not worth it.



 I did and regret that I did.

[GilloD]

FUCKSADJFK;LSJFKL;SAJFKL;SAJFKL;A JKL;SAJFK;ALSJASD;LFKJSLA;FKJSLAK;JF ;LADJFKL;AJFASD I WANT TO READ IT XO BAD BASUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVEM YSXELF

Just read it! It's so.... underwhelming that instead of being all "OH NO I RUINED IT" you'll be all "Man, am I glad I tempered my expectations.". There is one plot item that's just. So distinguished mentally-challenged and so ridiculous I have to believe it's a fake.

[Pharmacy]

This is going to be the biggest cocktease since Season 1's ending

yeah but season 2's opening was the most amazing thing ever so its gonna be worth it

[Mupepe]

Don't read it Mups....not worth it.



 I did and regret that I did.

i trust you.  you rock.  Assassin's Creed <3

[huckleberry]

FUCKSADJFK;LSJFKL;SAJFKL;SAJFKL;A JKL;SAJFK;ALSJASD;LFKJSLA;FKJSLAK;JF ;LADJFKL;AJFASD I WANT TO READ IT XO BAD BASUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVEM YSXELF

Just read it! It's so.... underwhelming that instead of being all "OH NO I RUINED IT" you'll be all "Man, am I glad I tempered my expectations.". There is one plot item that's just. So distinguished mentally-challenged and so ridiculous I have to believe it's a fake.

I know which plot item you are talking about....ri-fuckin-diculous. 

Even if every bit of it is true it sounds so stupid in text and not on the screen. 

[demi]

Lindecuse also said we would know about the four toed statue this season...

[Mupepe]

  the four toed statue isn't in the finale?  fuck man, i've seriously been excited about that all season

[huckleberry]

I forgot about the 4 toed statue!!!


We gotta find out.

[The Fake Shemp]

None is this stuff sounds whacky at all.  Are you sure you're watching the same show?

[Mupepe]

WILLCO DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME, FUCKER

[GilloD]

None is this stuff sounds whacky at all.  Are you sure you're watching the same show?

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LIBERAL SPOILER SPACE BELOW. BEWARE.











The frozen wheel that steers the island? That's not "mysterious" it is completely distinguished mentally-challenged

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[The Fake Shemp]

This is all shit that I guessed and seemed pretty predictable - it just basically describes what we knew was coming.  The only real surprise is a Lostie death and it's not even that much of a surprise.

If this sounds whacky, then you clearly haven't watched a show that has POLAR BEARS, AN ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELD DEVICE AND A SMOKE MONSTER!

[The Fake Shemp]

GilloD, you knew there was going to be some kind of machine that did that - what makes the one described there so ludicrous?  Would you rather have a button?  Some kind of Apple computer?  Again, this show has the following:

1. POLAR BEARS
2. ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELDS
3. DEAD PEOPLE
4. ILLOGICAL RATIO OF HOT TO NOT HOT PEOPLE
5. A FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER!

And arguably the most sound plot device they've come up with sounds whacky to you?

[GilloD]

GilloD, you knew there was going to be some kind of machine that did that - what makes the one described there so ludicrous?  Would you rather have a button?  Some kind of Apple computer?  Again, this show has the following:

1. POLAR BEARS
2. ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELDS
3. DEAD PEOPLE
4. ILLOGICAL RATIO OF HOT TO NOT HOT PEOPLE
5. A FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER!

And arguably the most sound plot device they've come up with sounds whacky to you?

Just something less pedestrian. Maybe more mythical- We saw Ben run into his Aztec Temple basement, why not conjure it again here? This is just so obvious, so actual! There were a million great directions and to have it be so literal just feels cheap and weird.

[The Fake Shemp]

If you're worried about the aesthetic, I'm sure it'll look "cool".  The production team has been ace thus far.

[GilloD]

If you're worried about the aesthetic, I'm sure it'll look "cool".  The production team has been ace thus far.

True. But if you were to tell someone that you watch a show with  SMOKE MONSTER they go "INTERESTING" if it's a show where people move an island with x, they go, "SNORE"