"I'd like to strap you on sometime."
"You will drink the black sperm of my vengence."
"She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there... and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... reefers."
Ebert should won an Oscar for that screenplay.
