Wooooooooooahhhh CHINESE NINJA WARRRRIOR

[MrAngryFace]

Whoah, Chinese ninja warrior,
with your heart so cold.
Sub-Zero.
Whoah, your life is a mystery.
Why you wear the mask?
Sub-Zero.
Yeah. Yeah.
Freezing Vibrations! (Yeah.)
(Yeah. Yeah.) Freezing Vibrations!
(Yeah. Yeah.) Freezing Vibrations!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Whoah, Chinese ninja warrior,
with your heart so cold.
Sub-Zero.
Whoah, your life is a mystery.
Why you wear the mask?
Sub-Zero.
Yeah. Yeah.
Freezing Vibrations! (Yeah.)
(Yeah. Yeah.) Freezing Vibrations! (Yeah.)
(Yeah. Yeah.) Freezing Vibrations!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Whoah, Chinese ninja warrior,
with your heart so cold.
Sub-Zero.
Whoah, your life is a mystery.
Why you wear the mask?
Sub-Zero.
Yeah. Yeah.
Freezing Vibrations!
Yeah.Yeah.
Freezing Vibrations!
Whoah, Chinese ninja warrior,
with your heart so cold.
Sub-Zero.
Whoah, your life is a mystery.
Why you wear the mask?
Sub-Zero.
Ooohhhhhhh ahhh.

I used to have the mp3. Good times.

[Van Cruncheon]

"chinese ninja"

[MrAngryFace]

I know I know, but its so awesome!

[CrystalGemini]

There are no Chinese ninjas.  Just Chinese rice farmers.

[MrAngryFace]

I KNOW! but that is what makes the song funny.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Sub-Zero and the German Sailor Moon theme (the "titelmusik") were the theme songs of #vidgames circa 1995

[bork]

"chinese ninja"

Sums up pretty much everything that's wrong with Mortal Kombat.