Author Topic: Doods or chikkas that almost make you switch teams.... (Read 6526 times)

abrader · « **on:** May 22, 2008, 08:47:32 AM »

I could almost get into doods over Martin Keamy

- almost -

What is your boiling point?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:54:14 AM »

GEORGE CLOONEY

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:18:58 AM »

I'm not into doods but I would cheat on my wife with:

NSFW

Her

abrader · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:24:47 AM »

umm yeah - so what could make you get into doods?

Dont try to pretend you havent ever looked twice at a guy.

Tieno · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:41:06 AM »

If I'd ever switch sides (unlikely), Ryan Reynolds would probably be it. Funny and jesus fucking christ.

Did a double take when I saw that picture.

crimsondynamics · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:41:38 AM »

Yeah, I do all the time. It's not uncommon; it's a well-established fact in psychology that nobody is 100% heterosexual or homosexual. We all straddle, to a lesser or greater degree, the proverbial fence.

Having said that, I find famous people, specifically the supposedly "attractive" ones, unattractive for some strange reason. I used to love Omega watches, until they tried to tell me via adverts that since Pierce Brosnan [was paid to] wear one, and since Cindy Crawford [was paid to] wear one, that somehow I'd be successful and attractive if I wore one.

I sold mine.

So, I do look at both homo and hetero merchandise (much more hetero merchandise, I must admit), but since they aren't famous people, saying I thought Peter Graham is attractive or Mandy de la Rosa is sexy isn't really saying much...

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:48:31 AM »

This is the woman that turned me straight...

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:54:58 AM »

That pizza place guy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:14:20 AM »

Quote from: abrader on May 22, 2008, 09:24:47 AM

umm yeah - so what could make you get into doods?

Dont try to pretend you havent ever looked twice at a guy.

I think Jared Leto is a good looking guy and I love his band. But no man has made me tingle.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:21:31 AM »

Usher

no boobless man gives me a hard on though

abrader · « **Reply #10 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:23:50 AM »

I say everyone here in denial is in the closet

tempted by the fruit of another - etc

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:19:29 AM »

I day everyone here who pretends they wanna bone a dude is looking for some easy sex from someone desperate who also wants to bone a dude.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:24:08 AM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 22, 2008, 11:19:29 AM

I day everyone here who pretends they wanna bone a dude is looking for some easy sex from someone desperate who also wants to bone a dude.

But is too timid and insecure to actually ask someone else so they're hoping someone else will pick up on their homoerotic signs and offer it up.

crimsondynamics · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:27:40 AM »

Damn... and all this time I thought the "But we can't promise 'No Homo'" subtitle meant you couldn't make any homosexual jokes in the forum.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:49:30 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 22, 2008, 11:24:08 AM

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 22, 2008, 11:19:29 AM
I day everyone here who pretends they wanna bone a dude is looking for some easy sex from someone desperate who also wants to bone a dude.
But is too timid and insecure to actually ask someone else so they're hoping someone else will pick up on their homoerotic signs and offer it up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:50:40 AM »

crimsondynamics · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:53:34 AM »

oh, man...

That's messed up.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2008, 12:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 22, 2008, 11:49:30 AM

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I love you, I didn't know if I'd ever see those comics again.

tiesto · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:02:56 PM »

abrader · « **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:55:45 PM »

what we have yet to see in here is girls proping girls that have caught their eye.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 22, 2008, 09:18:58 AM

I'm not into doods but I would cheat on my wife with:
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oh
my
fucking
god

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:02:26 PM »

Veronica Belmont counts as a dude, btw, Cajole

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:15:51 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 22, 2008, 03:02:26 PM

Veronica Belmont counts as a dude, btw, Cajole

That is not VB, her name is Kelley Monaco.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:22:34 PM »

This is Veronica Belmont

This is also Veronica Belmont

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:26:08 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:42:10 PM »

I thought Jimmy Fallon.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:46:51 PM »

If you don't think Jackman is A MAN then you're gay.

jiji · « **Reply #27 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:34:00 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:44:19 PM »

Quote from: jiji on May 22, 2008, 04:34:00 PM

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fucking seriously

elektrikluv · « **Reply #29 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:12:12 PM »

I know she's a total useless contribution to society, but my god she's flawless

Even with hardly any makeup

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:16:27 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on May 22, 2008, 05:12:12 PM

I know she's a total useless contribution to society, but my god she's flawless

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Even with hardly any makeup
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she's rather...nasty...but omg i don't care: she's HOT. what an ass

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:17:40 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:42:10 PM

I thought Jimmy Fallon.

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You would go gay for Fallon? Not a big enough smh for you

trh · « **Reply #32 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:34:49 PM »

^ Is what a Man looks like

I think this speaks for itself

elektrikluv · « **Reply #33 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops

she's rather...nasty...but omg i don't care: she's HOT. what an ass

Yup nasty she is, I don't like her at all but in terms of appearance I think she's perfect!

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:58:02 PM »

I'm perfect!

elektrikluv · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 22, 2008, 05:58:02 PM

I'm perfect!

Of course you are!

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:59:40 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on May 22, 2008, 05:58:34 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 22, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
I'm perfect!

Of course you are!

You are too.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:00:28 PM »

Oh and I forgot Christina!

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:04:55 PM »

^^ Nice chest. But who is that?

Also, you wouldn't go gay for genie in a bottle era christina aguilera?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:06:25 PM »

it's christina milian

bud · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:10:51 PM »

genie in a bottle aguilera is pretty skinny $:-\$

Darunia · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:16:27 PM »

Quote from: jiji on May 22, 2008, 04:34:00 PM

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this.

also, kim kardashian has ass implants

bud · « **Reply #42 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:23:41 PM »

she does--you can see them while ray is hitting that shit--but she's really good looking, and her figure's nice

i'd probably lick her butt

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:25:58 PM »

they looked real to me in the video

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:27:24 PM »

never got to see said video but i heard there's poo play. i want to see

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:33:52 PM »

oh there's lots of play, despite the dude almost ruining the video with his stupid antics.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:34:14 PM »

hook me up with a link there brotha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** May 22, 2008, 06:47:15 PM »

you can find a download to the full thing on a torrent site but here's some parts

spoiler (click to show/hide)

part 1
http://youporn.com/watch/20514

another part
http://youporn.com/watch/19084/kim-kardashian-getting-fucked-2/?from=related3&from_id=20514

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this way you don't have to skip past too much shit (ie Ray J pretending to be a hardass)

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** May 22, 2008, 07:48:14 PM »

watching

cool breeze · « **Reply #49 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:02:14 PM »

The problem here is that you guys are picking manly men as people you would switch for. You can just go from hot to cold! gonna work to warm and lukewarm first. Plus, unless you were the most butch person out there, you would end up being the bottom.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #50 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:27:17 PM »

Let me start off with me saying that I'm totally not gay but I would let Hugh Jackman cradle me in his studdly arms

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:05:56 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 08:27:17 PM

Let me start off with me saying that I'm totally not gay but I would let Hugh Jackman cradle me in his studdly arms

no homo but I'd like that as well, especially if he called me Jean

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #52 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:09:56 PM »

Anderson Cooper. i love his sterling hair and piercing cool gray eyes.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:31:18 PM »

I would go gay for David Bowie. In fact, I think I already did.

drew · « **Reply #54 on:** May 22, 2008, 11:08:21 PM »

I'd let him sit on my face. Then afterwards we could lay on the beach and run my fingers through his beard while the sun sets. (no homo, of course)

xnikki118x · « **Reply #55 on:** May 23, 2008, 12:15:15 AM »

I think Katherine Heigl is really hot.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #56 on:** May 23, 2008, 10:42:01 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 22, 2008, 11:08:21 PM

*gorilla.jpg*

I'd let him sit on my face. Then afterwards we could lay on the beach and run my fingers through his beard while the sun sets. (no homo, of course)

eeeeewwwww

Rman · « **Reply #57 on:** May 23, 2008, 12:35:03 PM »

He's from LOST. I forget his name.

drew · « **Reply #58 on:** May 23, 2008, 01:03:13 PM »

His name's Hugo.

I'd hit it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

These last couple of posts turned out a lot gayer than I thought they'd be.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #59 on:** May 23, 2008, 01:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 22, 2008, 10:05:56 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 08:27:17 PM
Let me start off with me saying that I'm totally not gay but I would let Hugh Jackman cradle me in his studdly arms

no homo but I'd like that as well, especially if he called me Jean

My peoples know whats up.

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Author Topic: Doods or chikkas that almost make you switch teams.... (Read 6526 times)