Author Topic: I think I just watched a girl bust her vag open with a bottle of Canadian Dry (Read 1358 times)

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:18:06 PM »

And you didn't show her up?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:43:03 PM »

Usually it takes something stronger to get girls to open their vag.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:45:11 PM »

The word of the day is legs.

Spread the word.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:32:00 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 22, 2008, 02:45:11 PM

The word of the day is legs.

Spread the word.

I see what you did there.

GilloD · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:02:16 PM »

I dont understand the thread title.

She opened the bottle WITH her vag or she hurt her vag using the bottle?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:18:04 PM »

How could you interpret the title as meaning she opened the bottle with her snatch?

I think it clearly states that the female in question busted her vagina open with a bottle. As in, it went up in der and bad thing happened.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:35:01 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 22, 2008, 04:18:04 PM

How could you interpret the title as meaning she opened the bottle with her snatch?

I think it clearly states that the female in question busted her vagina open with a bottle. As in, it went up in der and bad thing happened.

Well shit man, give us a link or something.

jiji · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:35:31 PM »

I think this is the point at which one should ask oneself, "Do I watch too much porn?"

GilloD · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:37:25 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 22, 2008, 04:18:04 PM

How could you interpret the title as meaning she opened the bottle with her snatch?

I think it clearly states that the female in question busted her vagina open with a bottle. As in, it went up in der and bad thing happened.

Oh fudge.

Everyone was just so happy in the thread, I thought I got it wrong.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10 on:** May 22, 2008, 04:45:36 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 22, 2008, 04:35:01 PM

Well shit man, give us a link or something.

shit was LIVE AND IN COLOR, so there's no link to it happening.

But I did manage to grab a screen of the aftermath... but I don't think you guys wanna see bloody mary.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:14:12 PM »

WTF man, what kind of places do you have to go to to see something like this happen in real life?

Pharmacy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:18:52 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 22, 2008, 04:45:36 PM

But I did manage to grab a screen of the aftermath... but I don't think you guys wanna see bloody mary.

this is the internet

OF COURSE we wanna fucking see it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:19:20 PM »

what the fucking hell? vaginas are nasty enough without broken glass in them

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:19:29 PM »

Live as in, LIVE VIA THE INTERNET AND IN COLOR

I didn't go down the street to some back alley and hand a whore a bottle of Canadian Dry and 30 bucks.

Not saying that I probably couldn't do that.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:21:32 PM »

The picture actually isn't too bad. It's just of her with bloody fingers after she felt around in there.

I should have gotten screens of the bloody shirt that she used to whip up. Would have been cooler.

I'll host it in a second, so check back in this post in a few seconds

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Pharmacy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:27:37 PM »

did u carry on fapping??????????

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2008, 05:49:47 PM »

can someone lock this thread $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2008, 07:05:05 PM »

THAT WAS A VIRGIN

Candyflip · « **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2008, 07:05:59 PM »

Quote from: Pharmacy on May 22, 2008, 05:27:37 PM

did u carry on fapping?

This

muckhole · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2008, 09:32:04 PM »

Gives a whole new meaning to "Going in Dry"!

Bildi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 22, 2008, 02:45:11 PM

The word of the day is legs.

Spread the word.

There's something in the air that makes young girls pregnant.

Their legs.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:54:37 PM »

damn, I totally read this as pop top

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