drugs (and surgery) are good for me

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I didn't know that if you had a kidney stone they would just be like "okay, well, I guess we can see you next Tuesday"

um. okay.

I expect to be high on Vicodin pretty much the entire weekend

[BobbyRobby]

put them in your nose, unless they're mixed with ibuprofen

[Phoenix Dark]

drink A LOT of lemonade dude

[xnikki118x]

My grandfather has had quite a few kidney stones. It's painful to pass yourself, but better than recovering from surgery to remove it.

Then again, last time Pop had surgery to remove one had to be like 12 years ago, so I bet they've made crazy advances since then.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

yeah they can blast it with sonic waaaaves

I just called the nurse's office, I'm gonna try to get in to see a urologist tomorrow

if I am popping two vicodin every 4 hours and still in pain, something's up

[MrAngryFace]

Youre like House!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I wish!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

did House wake up after 4 hours of sleep because the pain was too great without popping some more Vicodin

[Eric P]

ugh, that sounds just absolutely awful

[Brehvolution]

A Kidney stone was the first time in my life that I vomited due to pain. I feel for you man.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm going back in to the ER this morning and pretty much sitting there until they do something for me. I can only pop two Vicodin every 4 hours for a max of 8 a day - which is like 16 hours per day which is not enough. The pain is returning after about 2 hours and I need more Vicodin after 4 or I'll just go insane

[Mupepe]

  that sucks.  i've never had one but i've seen a few people who have and it looks terrible    i love you.  get better.  love you. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

thanks. I'm okay right now. and my really good friend is here visiting and she is helping to take care of me. so at least I don't have to drive in pain/Vicodin

[Mupepe]

that's good.

i was also hoping this thread about some real drugs though.  like snorting some coke or shootin' up some H

[GilloD]

yeah they can blast it with sonic waaaaves

I just called the nurse's office, I'm gonna try to get in to see a urologist tomorrow

if I am popping two vicodin every 4 hours and still in pain, something's up

Do that. My Mom did it last time and she said it was awesome. They doped her up on Morphine and put her in a water bath, which some folks would pay like a zillion bucks for.

[DJ_Tet]

did House wake up after 4 hours of sleep because the pain was too great without popping some more Vicodin

No but the guy in Misery did 

[duckman2000]

I had one of those damned kidney stones a couple of months back, and they prescribed a 40 count pack of hydrocodone for it. Still not as good as the stuff they gave me after surgery, but it's nice to have around. The actual kidney stone passed after 4 hours, but those were 4 long fucking hours.

[Candyflip]

Ask for percocet.

[duckman2000]

that's good.

i was also hoping this thread about some real drugs though.  like snorting some coke or shootin' up some H

Do you know what vicodin is?

[Mupepe]

that's good.

i was also hoping this thread about some real drugs though.  like snorting some coke or shootin' up some H

Do you know what vicodin is?

uh yes.  popped tons of them in high school.  they're not that great.

[Eric P]

that's good.

i was also hoping this thread about some real drugs though.  like snorting some coke or shootin' up some H

Do you know what vicodin is?

uh yes.  popped tons of them in high school.  they're not that great.

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[duckman2000]

that's good.

i was also hoping this thread about some real drugs though.  like snorting some coke or shootin' up some H

Do you know what vicodin is?

uh yes.  popped tons of them in high school.  they're not that great.

Popping 4 of the ones I have produces roughly the same result as the pretty good opium we'd get back in the day. So yeah, they are pretty great. Until you need to take a shit.

Coke is like the dumbest drug ever. Yes, dumber than ketamine.

[Candyflip]

I don't understand the comparison.

[Brehvolution]

Codeine and a bong hit = sweet dreams for me.

[drew]

Popping 4 of the ones I have produces roughly the same result as the pretty good opium we'd get back in the day. So yeah, they are pretty great. Until you need to take a shit.

Coke is like the dumbest drug ever. Yes, dumber than ketamine.

People just don't know what they're doing with coke, they do too much and you need to do it w/ shots of vodka. 

And it goes like this:

Percocet (oxycodone) > Tramadol > Vicodin

[Mupepe]

Popping 4 of the ones I have produces roughly the same result as the pretty good opium we'd get back in the day. So yeah, they are pretty great. Until you need to take a shit.

Coke is like the dumbest drug ever. Yes, dumber than ketamine.

People just don't know what they're doing with coke, they do too much and you need to do it w/ shots of vodka. 

And it goes like this:

Percocet (oxycodone) > Tramadol > Vicodin

this man has the right idea

Drewsy

And you like Hugo.  You fucking rock

Vicodins aren't bad, but I don't think they're that great.  I remember them being better when i was like 13.  Maybe I've just grown too big of a tolerance for them because they don't tend to do shit to me.

[duckman2000]

Yeah, oxycodone is pretty insane. They gave me a bunch of that shit in the ICU, and I had to tell the nurse to cut down on it a bit because I felt like I was rolling pretty hard. Nice feeling in general, but that really wasn't the time or place for a party.

As for coke, I just don't get it. When police started cracking down on ecstasy in the city, parties were flooded with coke instead, and everything fell apart real fast. Whereas it had been a supplement to the pills, it became the center point, and it just couldn't support it.

And for some reason, as soon as I snort a line, I get this overwhelming urge to puke all booze out of my system.

[Mupepe]

We can do some together one day duckman.  I love doing coke with shots because it will keep you drinking for a lot longer.  You'll still be shitfaced but without the groggyness.  And the alcohol will eat up all of the drip.

yeahhhhhhhh boi

[Candyflip]

How do you not like the drip

[Mupepe]

drip is terrible!

[Tauntaun]

   Hope it passes soon and not as painful as need be. 

<3 Patel <3  Feel better boo.

[recursivelyenumerable]

holy fuck, isn't Patel under 30?!  I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE COULD HAVE KIDNEY STONES THAT YOUNG

now I'm fucking terrified.  given the way I take care of my body (or don't) I just know I'll have one, and I've known lots of people who did and have some idea what it's like (bad).  ugh.

[Brehvolution]

holy fuck, isn't Patel under 30?!  I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE COULD HAVE KIDNEY STONES THAT YOUNG

now I'm fucking terrified.  given the way I take care of my body (or don't) I just know I'll have one, and I've known lots of people who did and have some idea what it's like (bad).  ugh.

I had a kidney stone when I was 24. None since and I'm 33.

[Mupepe]

A guy in high school had one when he was 16

[Pharmacy]

weed is teh only good drug

 

[Oblivion]

Sorry to hear that, duder. Sounds painful.

Also, since you never answered when I asked you last time, did you get over that other sickness?

[duckman2000]

We can do some together one day duckman.  I love doing coke with shots because it will keep you drinking for a lot longer.  You'll still be shitfaced but without the groggyness.  And the alcohol will eat up all of the drip.

yeahhhhhhhh boi

Yeah, next time i go to fucking Houston. 

Actually, I know a hardcore satanist dude who lives there, I bet him and his sex slaves have a shitload of good vampire drugs.

[tiesto]

I couldn't even imagine the pain you must be going through... damn, man. What should I stay away from eating if I want to avoid having kidney stones?

[Akala]

Good luck Patel!

I had a kidney stone when I was 20. I spent most of the afternoon there, and all they gave me for hours was tylenol. It sucked. Eventually they gave me something intraveineously, and the pain just went away. I imagine it was morphine? After a bit, My gf took me to get a scrip filled, and it was these little red pills...mepergan? Meperigan? Can't remember.

Anyway, those little pills wiped me out. They gave me 30, but the stone passed the next day. I ended up taking the rest of them over the next few weekends. 

I couldn't even imagine the pain you must be going through... damn, man. What should I stay away from eating if I want to avoid having kidney stones?

My doctor told me to avoid soda, mayo, and excessive salt. I've heard/read many things though.

[CurseoftheGods]

Hope you feel better, Patel.

[Human Snorenado]

Has anyone heard from Patel?  I hope he's doing ok.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm alive. Went into the ER this morning at 8 AM, just got out. They kept me sedated on delottle (?) for most of the day until they got me into surgery about 8 PM. Delottle is like morphium plus, it's nutty. I can actually feel it spreading through my system like some kind of liquid metal. I got a splint type thing put in my urethra to open it and help the stone pass. It hurts a bit when I pee, now, but before, it hurt a ton when I lived.

Once I got out of the surgery at 10 PM, I promptly went to the restroom and peed out 800 ml of urine. Considering I hadn't had anything to eat or drink all day, this is awfully impressive. And probably a huge part of why I'd been hurting like hell.

Not sure why I got a kidney stone. Probably due to a terrible diet or something. Perhaps returning to real food in Japan triggered my body's safeword based on all the shit it's been subjected to since I moved back.

No real advice for how to avoid one. I'm gonna try to drop soda cold turkey; hopefully that helps (and is something I should do anyways). I'm also going to try to avoid processed foods even pre-packaged "Healthy Choice" frozen meals are sodium nightmares.

Thanks for all the well wishes!

[drozmight]

They give you any cool drukgs?

[Human Snorenado]

Wow, holy shit.  That sounds like very unfortunate surgery to have to have.  A friend of mine had a stone when he was about 25 or 26.  They had no clue why he developed one either. 

Well, it's good to know that you're still with the living, although it's unfortunate about your wanger.

[The Fake Shemp]

Are you going to keep your kidney stone?

[Rman]

Feel better, Patel.