Haha dumb cat

[MrAngryFace]

She's terrified of some construction outside. She just stands there like a statue for like 20 minutes at a time with her eyes fixed on the window thats across the room.

[Tauntaun]

cats are awesome

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah mines annoying a lot of the time but shes pretty hilarious sometimes. I've taught her how to high five recently, just cause it gives her something to do while I watch tv.

[Tauntaun]

Yeah mines annoying a lot of the time but shes pretty hilarious sometimes. I've taught her how to high five recently, just cause it gives her something to do while I watch tv.

   Yeah sometimes mine are annoying to like when I'm trying to sleep and they keep jumping up by my head and I have to throw them off the bed like 3 times before they get it that they should sleep down by my feet. 

[MrAngryFace]

when I want my cat to go away I flip her over and drub her stomach like bongos then she gets annoyed and runs off

[Phoenix Dark]

how did you teach her to high five?

my cat scratched my nose a couple days ago. now i have three scar marks on the tip of my nose. i picked her up because she was on my mom's furniture and she went crazy lol

[Tauntaun]

My cat paws at my nose with the soft part of his paw.  That's him telling me to lower my head so he can lick my nose, he's got stinky breath though so no go. 

[Eric P]

i had a cat which we used to be able to get to do back flips

[MrAngryFace]

Well I watch tv a lot and she tends to pace back and forth across my lap. I was getting tired of it so I started a game where I pretend to go to pet her head then I pull back and hold my hand up and say 'high five'. For a while she just tried to put her head into my hand, so I started pulling the hand back saying no, then every few times grabbing her paw and putting it my hand after saying high five. Eventually she figured it out and I started petting her head when she did it right.

She still does annoying stuff, but ive learned all the stuff that pisses her off. Like druming my fingers on the top of her cat tower, man that pisses her off. I lol. She also hates when I grab her hind legs and wheelbarrel her around.

[Mupepe]

i want a cat 

[Phoenix Dark]

Well I watch tv a lot and she tends to pace back and forth across my lap. I was getting tired of it so I started a game where I pretend to go to pet her head then I pull back and hold my hand up and say 'high five'. For a while she just tried to put her head into my hand, so I started pulling the hand back saying no, then every few times grabbing her paw and putting it my hand after saying high five. Eventually she figured it out and I started petting her head when she did it right.

She still does annoying stuff, but ive learned all the stuff that pisses her off. Like druming my fingers on the top of her cat tower, man that pisses her off. I lol. She also hates when I grab her hind legs and wheelbarrel her around.

wtf 

[MrAngryFace]

You've never done this to a cat? haha, its the best

[AdmiralViscen]

Torturing cats is great.

[MrAngryFace]

makes up for all those nights in the first two years where she scratched on my door at 3am

[Tauntaun]

I'm going to have to try the wheelbarrow thing tonight. 

[Van Cruncheon]

i pull socks over our cat's head all the time

oh, and demi taught me an awesome trick with pencaps

[MrAngryFace]

Paper liquor bags over their heads are funny too. I leave bags out a few days for the cat to mess with, wine bags she gets stuck on her head and runs around blindly, plastic bags she gets a handle around her neck then tears around the house

[AdmiralViscen]

i pull socks over our cat's head all the time

oh, and demi taught me an awesome trick with pencaps

I used to do that.

I also took the calf parts of cut-off sweatpants and I'd put their body in it so their head stuck out from the elastic ankle. That was fun lol