I'm watching Cobra.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

And he just said three one-liners in one minute.

"You're a disease and I'm the cure"

[Ecrofirt]

It's the way of the new world, man!

[Junpei the Tracer!]

"We are the future!"

"NO!....You're history"

More people should be talking about this quality film.

[Draft]

Cobra has one of the funniest unintentionally funny scenes in movie history.

Right around the beginning, the evil dude's cop lady sidekick intentionally rear ends this girl. The cop lady gets out of her car and walks up to the girl's window doing a kind of valley girl "oh like I'm so wicked sorry" to which the girl responds, "what are you, drunk?" The camera switches to this extreme up angle shot of the cop ladies face, and it's all shadowy and blurry and evil looking, and she says, "yessssssssss."

Shit gets me every time.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I can't believe you guys aren't talking about Cobra 

[Draft]

One of my other favorite parts of Cobra is the robot fashion shoot, and how afterward, the photographer very blatantly tells Brigitte Nielsen that it would be good for her career to sleep with him. Like, he doesn't sugar coat it at all. No charm, no finesse, no we could be great together, no I really feel like I get the most out of my models if the relationship is intimate, just basically hardcore begging and propositioning. Then he gets killed by a machine gun 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

 

I was really surprised that the cop with them didn't jump out the way. Bullets can't stop no van.