Big Feet = Big Penis?

[CrystalGemini]

BBC says no:



Men with big feet do not necessarily have a large manhood, a study suggests.

Researchers at University College London say there is no evidence linking a man's shoe size to the length of his penis.

After measuring the vital parts of more than 100 men, they concluded that the theory has no scientific basis.


The ability to predict the size of a man's penis by observing his shoe size is a common misconception

Dr Jyoti Shah
It has long been suggested that various parts of a man's body - his nose, hands or feet - could indicate penis size.

But Dr Jyoti Shah and colleagues at UCL and St Mary's Hospital London say their findings dispel the theory around feet, at least.

Measuring up

They examined 104 men attending a London urology clinic. They included teenagers and pensioners and the average age was 54.

The researchers measured the men's penises when soft and gently stretched.

Writing in the British Journal of Urology International, they said: "All lengths were measured by two urologists and recorded to the nearest 0.5cm. The age and shoe size was documented."

While the true size of the penis can only be determined when erect, the researchers said that their method provided a good indication of length.

The researchers found that the average penis was 13cm when soft and gently stretched. This figure ranged from 6cm at the lower end of the scale to 18cm at the higher end.

The men had an average British shoe size of 9 or 43 in European measurements.

However, they found no correlation between shoe size and penis length.

The researchers said: "Many believe that the size of a man's penis can be estimated by assessing various other parts of his body, notoriously his shoe size."

But they added: ""The ability to predict the size of a man's penis by observing his shoe size is a common misconception.

"The present study shows that there is no scientific support for the relationship."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2292143.stm

Discuss.

[etiolate]

A devastating blow to clown porn.

[Van Cruncheon]

but CG, didn't you already know the answer?

[Mandark]

Thinly-veiled ZING!

[Van Cruncheon]

and here i thought lil smokies weren't kosher

[Bacon]

I wear 11s.

[BlackMage]

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Not true. I wear a size 13 and my penis is well over 13 inches long.

[Error Macro]

Okay, but I have big feet and big hands.  XL gloves barely fit me.

[Prost]

i wear 16s

[Phoenix Dark]

100 men? Wow, what kind of "scientific" study is this shit?

I wear a size 13 shoe, and my manhood is around

spoiler (click to show/hide)

7.5in when erect

[close]

, but with more milk drinking I expect it to be bigger by the time I have sex

[Prost]

100 men? Wow, what kind of "scientific" study is this shit?

I wear a size 13 shoe, and my manhood is around

spoiler (click to show/hide)

7.5in when erect

[close]

, but with more milk drinking I expect it to be bigger by the time I have sex

With 7.5 inches ur fine.. no need to get it bigger, you'll just end up hurting women after that much.

[Phoenix Dark]

100 men? Wow, what kind of "scientific" study is this shit?

I wear a size 13 shoe, and my manhood is around

spoiler (click to show/hide)

7.5in when erect

[close]

, but with more milk drinking I expect it to be bigger by the time I have sex

With 7.5 inches ur fine.. no need to get it bigger, you'll just end up hurting women after that much.

But in the pornos...

[BlackMage]

100 men? Wow, what kind of "scientific" study is this shit?

I wear a size 13 shoe, and my manhood is around

spoiler (click to show/hide)

7.5in when erect

[close]

, but with more milk drinking I expect it to be bigger by the time I have sex

Black people are excluded from this experiment!

[Wobedraggled]

Small feet, large meat here

[FlameOfCallandor]

Small feet, large meat here

I havent actually measdured, but I kind of fear its less than 6 inches.

[Bloodwake]

Small feet, large meat here

I havent actually measdured, but I kind of fear its less than 6 inches.

That would explain a lot.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Small feet, large meat here

I havent actually measdured, but I kind of fear its less than 6 inches.

That would explain a lot.

What do you mean?

[Wobedraggled]

Small feet, large meat here

I havent actually measdured, but I kind of fear its less than 6 inches.

That would explain a lot.

What do you mean?

Confused me too....

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Bloodwake]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

[Bacon]

Some girls prefer no penis at all. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

[FlameOfCallandor]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

[Phoenix Dark]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

I don't remember you being apart of the Virgin Squad.

[Bloodwake]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

I don't remember you being apart of the Virgin Squad.

Oh, he was.

So am I... I just don't make too big of a deal about it.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

I don't remember you being apart of the Virgin Squad.

Are you serious, I was the mother fucking captain.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

I don't remember you being apart of the Virgin Squad.

Are you serious, I was the mother fucking captain.

You're mistaken. I was the mother fucking captain

[The Fake Shemp]

Guys, guys.  You're all losers in my book

[Phoenix Dark]

Guys, guys.  You're all losers in my book

Right after I posted that I thought "fuck, we're all losers. There are no winners on this teams.."

[FlameOfCallandor]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

I don't remember you being apart of the Virgin Squad.

Are you serious, I was the mother fucking captain.

You're mistaken. I was the mother fucking captain

Nah-uh, I had less sex than you.



I think me and you Pd were both poster boys for the squad back in the gaf days. Go back and search through some of my threads.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was referring to it being less than six inches... that would explain alot.

But don't worry, I was jk lolz.

Ok, i'll probably never have sex anyway so it doesnt matter.

Hey it least it makes masterbation a little easier.

You've never tapped that hot girl you posted pic of, in the Halloween thing? OMG

Phoenix Dark, do you even know who your talking to here?

I don't remember you being apart of the Virgin Squad.

Are you serious, I was the mother fucking captain.

You're mistaken. I was the mother fucking captain

Nah-uh, I had less sex than you.



I think me and you Pd were both poster boys for the squad back in the gaf days. Go back and search through some of my threads.

I'm banned so I can't search.

I remember you came around awhile after I had created my most classic works, and you took the board by storm. Those were the glory days of GAF...

*sigh*

[Boogie]

Uh, guys, I'm the captain.  And don't you forget it.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Maybe, but what the hell is wrong with you? You at least look good. I an a little overweight so thats my excuse, what's yours?

[Phoenix Dark]

Homosexuality

[Human Snorenado]

Maybe, but what the hell is wrong with you? You at least look good. I an a little overweight so thats my excuse, what's yours?

Boogie's two main problems are a crippling case of morals and his fondness for sports that involve mens rolling around on top of each other.  I have neither, and although I look like a fat caveman I get to have sex at least a couple times per year.

[TVC15]

At least Boogie generally doesn't bitch about being a member of the virgin squad unless prodded.  Huh huh, "prodded."

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't brag about it anymore either, at least not on GAF

[The Fake Shemp]

... I look like a fat caveman I get to have sex at least a couple times per year.

I'm sorry, I can't make it up more than twice per year!

[Human Snorenado]

... I look like a fat caveman I get to have sex at least a couple times per year.

I'm sorry, I can't make it up more than twice per year!

It's ok, I forgive you.  But I'm not buying you outfits anymore.

[The Fake Shemp]

But I wanted to be a sailor and have you dress up as Ryo from Shenmue...

[Human Snorenado]

But I wanted to be a sailor and have you dress up as Ryo from Shenmue...

Ok, it's over.  I'm not gonna sleep with anyone who has any kind of Shenmue fetish.  Ask TVC.

[Christopher]

I have a size 12 shoe and my dick isn't all that big.

[Phoenix Dark]

Are women disappointed when they see your penis Christopher?

[Christopher]

um nope, I didn't say it's not average (I think) It's just not 12 inches...and who cares if they say it's small I can say you sucked on that small penis.

[Himu]

 

Good one Chris

I wear size 11 and my dick is enormous. but then again I'm black.

[Phoenix Dark]

Didn't you say you could make it stand up even when it wasn't hard? Impressive

[Himu]

No. I said I can make it get hard instantly.