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New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« on: May 27, 2008, 12:10:00 PM »










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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 12:12:01 PM »

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Home seriously looks fucking gay.  They really think this is going to be a system selling point?  This shit is stupid.  Just hook me up with my achievements.  I didn't realize how much achievements mattered to me until I started PS3 games and didn't get them.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 12:17:51 PM »
home is the ultimate pinnacle of VIDEO GAMING TECHNOLOGY AND ENTERTAINMENT SYNTHESIS 4.0


home will prove those charts


when people hear about home they will all buy all the ps3s oh god yes and then sony will give me a medal and money for making home threads and that girl in geometry class will say "oh god wollan you showed those xbots i love you" and then we'd have sex and wow
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 12:18:18 PM »
looks terrible.  :yuck

i feel slow just staring at the pics.  no way in hell am i going to walk across the home universe to play a game with a friend.  they better patch in some teleporters!
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 12:19:09 PM »
this "game" looks so fucking stupid. can't wait for it to bomb

wii sports>home
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 12:20:29 PM »
Why is this not just Second Life?
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 12:21:03 PM »
Habbo Hotel for next-generation console fanboys.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »
I don't even know anyone in real life who has heard of this shit.

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 12:22:13 PM »
i don't understand how anyone can be excited about this.

home.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 12:23:42 PM »
i don't understand how anyone can be excited about this.

home.

you would be if you were a sony fanboy with nothing better to look forward to

omg home is going to change online interaction as we know it! then LBP is going to put super mario 64 to shame lolz
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 12:29:32 PM »
http://threespeech.com/blog/?p=1109

MUST....BUY....SONY....PRODUCTS....



At first I thought it was going to be some lame ass Habo Hotel/Second Life thing but the more I see of Home the creepier it gets.  It's like a 1984-ish PR cheerleader convention which is infinitely more annoying, imo.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 12:35:41 PM »
Eh, It looks ok, its free, and you could probably grief people pretty well in it.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 12:39:47 PM »
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 12:40:55 PM »
i expect to have my psn privileges revoked within two weeks of the home launch
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 12:42:25 PM »
I wonder how much this had to do with Harrison being kicked to Atari. Between this and failures such as Lair, Heavenly Sword and the majority of the launch line-up, you know.

On the topic of Home though, I don't know what's more nauseating; Stards claiming that it will be the next big thing, or xtards worrying aloud that it might just be that, in their own obnoxious way. Seems like it could be cool, for those into the whole community shit.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2008, 12:47:20 PM »
Is there still going to be an XMB implementation for those who don't want to fuck around with virtual spaces?

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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2008, 01:32:48 PM »
I really hope they have a regular alternative to home for arranging games since walking around to do everything is a time waster, but I will say that this looks much MUCH better than the old versions shown featuring Herman Munster and this clones conquering a mall...which would actually be a great game, but not when you can't kill them.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2008, 01:40:12 PM »
So I guess you just kind of play this look at screenshots of this while waiting for that next big PS3 exclusive that's really going to be awesome this time, we promise.
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2008, 01:40:21 PM »
Looks pretty ugly and pointless. I wonder if anyone is actually legitimately hyped for this. I can't see why they would be.
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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2008, 01:43:21 PM »
What is this?
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2008, 01:49:06 PM »
It's look better with some AA
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2008, 02:02:06 PM »
i like free things

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2008, 02:09:44 PM »
i don't understand how anyone can be excited about this.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2008, 02:28:06 PM »
i like free things



i like free GOOD things. this is the videogaming equivalent of a gift box filled to the brim with aids-infected shit and semen
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2008, 05:22:49 PM »
It already looks like too much walking.

Trophies and your house might be cool but I can't fathom walking someplace to watch a GameTrailers video on what's essentially picture-in-picture and sub-HD.

They'd better launch a proper in-game messaging system and shit simultaneously with this at the latest.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2008, 05:27:21 PM »
Why is this not just Second Life?
From what Shawn Elliott said on GFW, Secondlife sounds like a fuckin riot.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2008, 07:51:28 PM »
Shawn Elliott is a known grieffer so he should know about scenarios where fucking with people is optimal. Home sounds like the type of game you could just go crazy with, in that regard.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2008, 08:08:28 PM »
i like free GOOD things. this is the videogaming equivalent of a gift box filled to the brim with aids-infected shit and semen

More commonly known as "myspace".

Still, I have to say that if I get a PS3 I'm looking forward to making a porn room.  Then I'll invite you all over and we can sit around feeling uncomfortable.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2008, 08:09:35 PM »
Why is this not just Second Life?
From what Shawn Elliott said on GFW, Secondlife sounds like a fuckin riot.

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« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2008, 08:19:19 PM »
i like free GOOD things. this is the videogaming equivalent of a gift box filled to the brim with aids-infected shit and semen

That is a fitting description of Undertow.

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« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2008, 08:23:46 PM »
It already looks like too much walking.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2008, 08:55:29 PM »
I've honestly never got  the hype with Home.  I barely have enough time to play games as it is, and I'm sure as hell not going to mess around with a Second-Life wannabe. 

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« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2008, 09:46:54 PM »
What I'm interested in seeing are the developer  rooms if they ever happen. I like the idea of a dev creating a virtual room for their game using assets from the game, filled with trailers, images, etc maybe even demo. I think everything else is cool too and I'll use it every now and then.

Everyone is so vehemently against a free product that doesn't have to be used.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2008, 09:52:52 PM »
What I'm interested in seeing are the developer  rooms if they ever happen. I like the idea of a dev creating a virtual room for their game using assets from the game, filled with trailers, images, etc maybe even demo. I think everything else is cool too and I'll use it every now and then.

http://www.videogaming247.com/2008/05/27/exclusive-ubidays-2008-will-be-first-publisher-event-broadcast-inside-home/

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Everyone is so vehemently against a free product that doesn't have to be used.

I think most are just vehemently opposed to the people that are really excited about this warmed over Second Life - i.e. Wollan, Kittonwy, mabuza, etc.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2008, 10:08:56 PM »
Getting excited over Home is like getting excited over free santorum.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2008, 10:47:22 PM »
What I'm interested in seeing are the developer  rooms if they ever happen. I like the idea of a dev creating a virtual room for their game using assets from the game, filled with trailers, images, etc maybe even demo. I think everything else is cool too and I'll use it every now and then.

Everyone is so vehemently against a free product that doesn't have to be used.

That'll be cool for a few minutes I guess, but how many devs are gonna commit to that?

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2008, 11:28:12 PM »
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Everyone is so vehemently against a free product that doesn't have to be used.

I think most are just vehemently opposed to the people that are really excited about this warmed over Second Life - i.e. Wollan, Kittonwy, mabuza, etc.

Right, but then what reasonable person would be opposed to the product simply because the product is being promoted by douchebags? That'd be akin to someone hating on the Xbox 360 because xtards are such chowderheads and obnoxious shitcunts.

On Home, I was surprised to hear Sony back down a bit from the 3rd party ad/commerce end of it. Not sure if its genuine though.

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« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2008, 11:36:05 PM »
That'd be akin to someone hating on the Xbox 360 because xtards are such chowderheads and obnoxious shitcunts.

Except the 360 is ace.


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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2008, 11:46:33 PM »
Everyone is so vehemently against a free product that doesn't have to be used.

Wait, so Sony has another free online system that matches everything Xbox Live does for me?

Home will become the online system.  Everything will be done through home. Home will flop badly that we will return to PS2-ear online systems.


I liked PS3 Online back when everyone thought it would be done through Xfire.

Last I heard, all the matchmaking and community aspects of Home would be available through a Home tab in the XMB. So that, if it's still working this way, would be the "other" free online system.

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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2008, 01:15:43 AM »
Right, but then what reasonable person would be opposed to the product simply because the product is being promoted by douchebags?

That's the power of the Cell.
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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2008, 01:47:31 AM »
.... does anyone else expect Home to be cancelled?



I don't. I expect it to be perhaps downsized in terms of features, and probably not so well supported. As I mentioned before, I have a feeling that Home here played a big part in Harrison going to Atari.

But as said, if it gives people the features that these dorks seem to clamor for (the XBL experience, so to speak) without the need to actually participate in the "VR" space, then hating on it would seem more than a little bit daft.

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Re: New pics of Home - your Orwellian fantasy begins here
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2008, 01:53:56 AM »
.... does anyone else expect Home to be cancelled?

I agree with AA, I think it will just have feature after feature cut until it's deliverable. Things like playing your own videos and other superfluous shit will be thrown out.

Actually it would be funnier if the XMB launching ended up getting cut.
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