Author Topic: Hahaha, Rambo is so absurd. (Read 5624 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** May 27, 2008, 07:40:55 PM »

I never saw it in theaters, this is nuts. The church guy is such a fucking moron. Dont tell Rambo how to live in Burma

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:06:04 PM »

FUCK YEAH

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:07:18 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:10:56 PM »

Screw CG. This is how action movies should be made. With buckets of goo and plainly obvious dummies.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:11:11 PM »

hahaha he just ripped the guys throat open with his bare hands

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:23:47 PM »

my problem was how the fps seemed to go into hyper mode during action scenes wtf

but oh yea Chappelle was so annoying in this movie. "rambo wait, let me reason with these terrorists using my christian faith"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:25:26 PM »

FPS went into hyper mode to hide the dummy work, dummy lol.

I think the only thing thats hilarious so far is the soldier picking up the cloth wrapped in a bunch of trip wire

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:27:54 PM »

They should do a spin off movie with the awesome sniper guy

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:29:58 PM »

Fuck yeah church guy just got awesome

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:30:40 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 27, 2008, 08:29:58 PM

Fuck yeah church guy just got awesome

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's probably my favourite scene in the movie.

His "oh god what have i done" face is hilarious.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:30:44 PM »

I love when that guy throws a baby into the fire

Also IIRC, when the attack on the base begins, the woman leaves a kid with no legs or arms or something in the hut, grabs a healthy kid and runs away

Fuck I have to buy this, but Walmart doesn't stock it in store and BestBuy is more expensive. Where did you get it?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:31:48 PM »

Its a great stupid fucking movie hahaha

best buy, the usual 30 on bluray

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:33:23 PM »

His homemade sword is king

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:34:24 PM »

They really dont make dumbass action movies like this anymore.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:35:36 PM »

I like how the purpose of Benz character the whole movie is to like, stare in horrified awe of JOHN RAMBO

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:36:50 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 27, 2008, 08:31:48 PM

Its a great stupid fucking movie hahaha

best buy, the usual 30 on bluray

It's $22 on Amazon and Walmart and Target for BR. I guess I'll just buy on Amazon and wait.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:37:28 PM »

yeah, save a few bux

Rman · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:46:15 PM »

Sold. It's just too campy to resist.

muckhole · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:47:28 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 27, 2008, 08:34:24 PM

They really dont make dumbass action movies like this anymore.

It's definitely something I've been missing the last few years. I can't remember the last time I saw an over the top, bloody as hell action movie like Rambo. So fun.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2008, 09:00:12 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on May 27, 2008, 08:47:28 PM

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 27, 2008, 08:34:24 PM
They really dont make dumbass action movies like this anymore.

It's definitely something I've been missing the last few years. I can't remember the last time I saw an over the top, bloody as hell action movie like Rambo. So fun.

That's because no one is crazy enough to put them on the big screen and put a budget behind them.

Sylvester Stallone

duckman2000 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2008, 11:34:09 PM »

Watching this movie directly after watching Blood Diamond really brings to light how versatile of a tool graphic violence is.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:03:41 AM »

also i love the fact that this is an action movie in 2008 with no sex scenes

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unless you count the pedo general thingie. oh boy i went from laughing at him to hating his guts after that scene

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AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:09:57 AM »

I forgot about the random pedo

They stuck that scene in so simple minded people would feel extra good about the death of an opponent with no characterization.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:12:58 AM »

Yeah, I knew from the first 5 minutes when they made people race across a rice paddy with mines randomly placed that I was supposed to hate them lots.

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:14:43 AM »

Rambo > MGS4

The real reason to buy a PS3

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:16:05 AM »

you even get a digital copy with the bluray so you can put it on your ipod n shit!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:31:55 AM »

I loved Rambo.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:50:03 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 28, 2008, 12:14:43 AM

Rambo > MGS4

The real reason to buy a PS3

Truth spoken here.

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:17:10 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 27, 2008, 08:34:24 PM

They really dont make dumbass action movies like this anymore.

How is Rambo a dumbass action movie, smfh dude. Bad Boys is a dumbass action movie.

lordmaji · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:18:04 PM »

Rambo is a GOD!

No one tells Rambo shit, Rambo tells them.

RAMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:24:14 PM »

Fuck the world

hyp · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:40:57 PM »

i REALLY need to see this.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:00:26 PM »

Rambo is a dumbass action movie

Powerslave · « **Reply #33 on:** May 28, 2008, 02:03:51 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 28, 2008, 01:00:26 PM

Rambo is a dumbass action movie

How is Rambo a dumbass action movie, smfh dude. Bad Boys is a dumbass action movie.

Reb · « **Reply #34 on:** May 28, 2008, 02:09:28 PM »

I think it's a compliment.

Powerslave · « **Reply #35 on:** May 28, 2008, 02:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on May 28, 2008, 02:09:28 PM

I think it's a compliment.

How is Rambo a dumbass action movie, smfh dude. Bad Boys is a dumbass action movie.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** May 28, 2008, 04:21:56 PM »

its a movie that is dumb and its an action movie. Nothing about Rambo is cerebral

its not a knock, it just is what it is. most war films these days are full of thinking mans crap, Rambo is not

Ganhyun · « **Reply #37 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:42:09 PM »

Rambo rocks!!!!

That is all.

Raban · « **Reply #38 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:44:35 PM »

I miss campy action movies like this one. Although in this one, there wasn't enough asskicking. Too much babykilling.

Kyle · « **Reply #39 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:58:04 PM »

btw, Rambo Boxset DVD & Blu-ray is out! BUY IT!

Powerslave · « **Reply #40 on:** May 29, 2008, 11:11:44 AM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 28, 2008, 04:21:56 PM

its a movie that is dumb and its an action movie. Nothing about Rambo is cerebral

its not a knock, it just is what it is. most war films these days are full of thinking mans crap, Rambo is not

How is Rambo a dumbass action movie, smfh dude. Bad Boys is a dumbass action movie.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** May 29, 2008, 11:12:21 AM »

god damnit powerslave! SMFH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** May 29, 2008, 04:50:48 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 28, 2008, 04:21:56 PM

its a movie that is dumb and its an action movie. Nothing about Rambo is cerebral

its not a knock, it just is what it is. most war films these days are full of thinking mans crap, Rambo is not

i guess you guys missed this
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=20337.msg499499#msg499499

lol

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:45:10 PM »

Just saw this yesterday. The film looks great in 1080P but it wasn't as exciting as I expected.

I wish there were more badassery from Rambo, ala the CQC and bow&arrow sequences, instead of focusing on the carnage caused by the asshole soldiers.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:28:20 PM »

I just saw this movie and it is fucking awesome. I want more, please.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** January 04, 2009, 07:13:59 PM »

No, because he ripped some dude's FUCKING THROAT out and killed like five dudes with a bow and cut some guy's intestines out.

E-DuB · « **Reply #46 on:** January 04, 2009, 07:29:55 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on May 27, 2008, 08:33:23 PM

His homemade sword is king

Yes it is. The movie itself is ridiculous: blood, guts, death, repeat. It is however the perfect movie to get wasted drunk and yell at the screen during all of the awesome parts ...good to see you back MAF

cool breeze · « **Reply #47 on:** January 04, 2009, 07:30:49 PM »

check the date

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #48 on:** January 04, 2009, 08:18:47 PM »

MAF is still in retirement :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2009, 09:09:59 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on January 04, 2009, 07:15:09 PM

Plus he went back home cause all this learned him a lesson :'( Such a scholar.

Have you seen the latest Rocky?

I saw Rocky Balboa in theaters. It's my favorite after the original. This was not as awesome, but still fun!

E-DuB · « **Reply #50 on:** January 04, 2009, 11:19:29 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on January 04, 2009, 07:30:49 PM

check the date

Aw shit...Fission Mailed......

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:00:02 AM »

Watched First Blood for the first time tonight (saw Rambo: First Blood Part II and Rambo III years ago). It's pretty awesome. It's totally weird to see the character morph into a crazed, post-traumatic Vietnam vet gone postal to grizzled vet dropped into his element and let loose to ONE MAN ARMY to washed up, cynical war vet with nothing to live for.

Oh, and the first two and the last one are awesome. Rambo III kind of sucks.

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:16:48 AM »

did you watch it on AMC?

Rambo II used to be my fav, now i like Rambo: First Blood more

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:22:14 AM »

I watched First Blood and First Blood Part II on AMC (in HD!) and rented Rambo. I wanted to do a Rambo marathon, especially since I haven't seen the original or the latest.

I'd probably rank it 1 > 2 > 4 > Cobra > 3

ManaByte · « **Reply #54 on:** January 06, 2009, 01:03:26 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on May 27, 2008, 08:10:56 PM

Screw CG. This is how action movies should be made. With buckets of goo and plainly obvious dummies.

The movie uses a shitload of CG, all of those 50cal hits are CG. You just don't notice it.

This is the best review of Rambo I've seen:

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Rambo: Tarantino and Rodriguez saw this and proceeded to kick themselves in the balls for taking 3 hours and about a hundred mil to make something daring to call itself "Grindhouse." The movie is all viscera and visceral thrill. There's really no other theme than the one Stallone utters as his first lines of the film: "F**k the world." But he f**ks it gloriously.

I have 1-4 on my iPod and have been watching them a lot lately. 3 is bad, but not Rocky V bad.

ManaByte · « **Reply #55 on:** January 06, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** January 06, 2009, 10:06:34 PM »

Rambo III is Rocky III level of mediocrity.

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Author Topic: Hahaha, Rambo is so absurd. (Read 5624 times)