Author Topic: Preferable Positions. (Read 1802 times)

lordmaji · « **on:** May 28, 2008, 11:11:47 AM »

eh, I'm horny.

So, thinking about it. What do you guys consider your favorite position? or your preferred position?

Me, I like any position really. Some less then others, but it depends on my mood. If doing one position too long it tends to get boring. I'm one that likes to do it several different ways before "finishing".

But... Doggystyle, sitting up doggystyle. half on the bed missionary.

you know... actually. this is a stupid thread. positions are meaningless.

w/e.

*EDIT* or we could just use this thread for interesting sex experiences, or weird places, a sex conversation.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:16:40 AM »

I'm partial to the Sylvia Plath.....

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:18:53 AM »

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:30:41 AM »

I just thought of you reading this thread with your pants down $:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:42:21 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on May 28, 2008, 11:30:41 AM

I just thought of you reading this thread with your pants down $:-\$

Did you get a chubby?

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:46:21 AM »

On the chair.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2008, 11:55:28 AM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 28, 2008, 11:16:40 AM

I'm partial to the Sylvia Plath.....

(Image removed from quote.)

omg

missionary (can't go wrong with a classic) or reverse cowgirl

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:00:26 PM »

Ball Pit at the Chuck-E-Cheese

lordmaji · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2008, 12:08:04 PM »

that is fucked up.

Quote from: bagofeyes on May 28, 2008, 11:30:41 AM

I just thought of you reading this thread with your pants down, with your dick in your hand. $:-\$

Fixed.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:18:57 PM »

on the ceo's desk at the shitty dot-com i worked at years ago

WAT

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:25:42 PM »

The Abe Lincoln.

It's an honest position.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:32:41 PM »

Usually in a comfortable chair. If I'm using my left hand I pull out the lotion

lordmaji · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:36:27 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 28, 2008, 01:34:57 PM

wtf dude. You're horny? You're at work right now. You share a floor of this building with a fat black woman, a few gay guys, a fat white woman, and an old lady who thought the Gamecube was a Stereo.

How the fuck are you horny?

duh, christ man. you have no taste.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 28, 2008, 01:18:57 PM

on the ceo's desk at the shitty dot-com i worked at years ago

WAT

So you screwed your way to the top? At we know how you got to be an Icon now.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:41:14 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 28, 2008, 12:00:26 PM

Ball Pit at the Chuck-E-Cheese

Reb · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 28, 2008, 01:40:54 PM

I know we've all spanked it in our offices several times.

What?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:44:40 PM »

this thread just got interesting

lordmaji · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on May 28, 2008, 01:43:20 PM

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 28, 2008, 01:40:54 PM
I know we've all spanked it in our offices several times.
What?

I've done it too.

Just not together.

He's a bit selfish when it comes to spanking it.

It is a horny office, I'm a sex addict though, so yeah. I was thinking about banging my wife earlier when I made this thread.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »

I would fire the guy wanking in one of my offices.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:47:16 PM »

I'm sure it has another name but I refer to it as "Teh Jacknife". The man is in the doggy style position but the girl is laying on here side with her bottom leg straight and her top leg bent up toward her stomach. You basically sit on her bottom leg as it between your legs while you are on your knees.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:58:38 PM »

yeah, office spanking just ain't right.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2008, 02:14:03 PM »

There is a certain ring to being paid to spank if you know what I mean. But I've never done it.

lordmaji · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2008, 02:54:20 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 28, 2008, 02:06:01 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 28, 2008, 01:58:38 PM
yeah, office spanking just ain't right.

If it makes you feel better, our "office" is really just a really really big house.

Yep, so it doesn't count. At least you didn't bang in the boiler room.

Powerslave · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 28, 2008, 01:47:16 PM

I'm sure it has another name but I refer to it as "Teh Jacknife". The man is in the doggy style position but the girl is laying on here side with her bottom leg straight and her top leg bent up toward her stomach. You basically sit on her bottom leg as it between your legs while you are on your knees.

I love that one, but her legs shouldn't be spread. It should be against her other leg. Wait I'm talking about the one where the girl is laying on her side with both of her legs pulled up towards her stomach. The pussy looks like a hamburger this way and that looks so fucking hot

lordmaji · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:37:51 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 28, 2008, 03:11:33 PM

well, we might not have a job much longer here anyways.

hrmmm. We could always go into the fudge packing industry.

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:41:49 PM »

ball pit

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Author Topic: Preferable Positions. (Read 1802 times)