BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO

[demi]

Stop slobbering over shit, you are just asking to be shit on.

Like KAMEO?

Let's take a shitty overworld with no real sense of exploration
couple that with the worst 'stealth mechanic' this side of pacman
add in a shit combat model
And some horrible forced racing minigames
and some pokemon snap shit that added absolutely nothing but an inflated budget.


Take all that, put it in a blender and ignore it for 6 months.

Then go back to that moldy, ignored rotten diareah in a glass, hold your nose and down it in one gulp.  And then start a thread on neogaf stating that you REALLY LIKED it.

Yeah, I played Kameo when I got my 360, and I said I didnt like it

[Raban]

Stop slobbering over shit, you are just asking to be shit on.

Like KAMEO?

Let's take a shitty overworld with no real sense of exploration
couple that with the worst 'stealth mechanic' this side of pacman
add in a shit combat model
And some horrible forced racing minigames
and some pokemon snap shit that added absolutely nothing but an inflated budget.


Take all that, put it in a blender and ignore it for 6 months.

Then go back to that moldy, ignored rotten diareah in a glass, hold your nose and down it in one gulp.  And then start a thread on neogaf stating that you REALLY LIKED it.

Yeah, I played Kameo when I got my 360, and I said I didnt like it

Not like nobody saw that reply coming. Go back to the drawing board, dumbass, you're in a weakened state with all this unconditional love for terribly mediocre shit sandwiches.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I don't know, that realistic pig is just....creepy.  I think I would've prefered a more cartoony world like the first one rather than this.





It's like they could be in the same game.

[MCD]

watch the trailer, he looks so good in motion.

and we have to see the gameplay before dissing the new look.

[WrikaWrek]

The new look is amazing imo. It looks awesome.

It's the graphics i fear, that surely wasn't running on a 360/Ps3, don't feed me that bullshit.

[FancyFeast]

Stop slobbering over shit, you are just asking to be shit on.

Like KAMEO?

Let's take a shitty overworld with no real sense of exploration
couple that with the worst 'stealth mechanic' this side of pacman
add in a shit combat model
And some horrible forced racing minigames
and some pokemon snap shit that added absolutely nothing but an inflated budget.


Take all that, put it in a blender and ignore it for 6 months.

Then go back to that moldy, ignored rotten diareah in a glass, hold your nose and down it in one gulp.  And then start a thread on neogaf stating that you REALLY LIKED it.

Yeah, I played Kameo when I got my 360, and I said I didnt like it

Not like nobody saw that reply coming. Go back to the drawing board, dumbass, you're in a weakened state with all this unconditional love for terribly mediocre shit sandwiches.

FUCK OWNZORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED :hippo :hua :hippolol

[MrAngryFace]

Demi was with me on Luminous Arc; I am with Demi on this one. GOTY 2008. Bend the fuck over you fucking morons.

[demi]

Sawyer, you should buy the original. It's short and easy (two important factors to your enjoyment).

It's also on Steam, PC, console (upscale on PS3), all that shit. EVERYONE can enjoy it. EVERYONE should replay it with me.

The intro, Dancing with DomZ

[MrAngryFace]

dude, I have the original for ps2, I just need to play it before this comes out omggggggg

[demi]

I'm playing the GAMECUBE version, I dunno why Wiitards are crying.

Go out and buy the original you neglected in the first place, you can finally have a Wii game worth playing. COCKSUCKERS

[MrAngryFace]

I CANT FUCKING STAND NINTENDO FANS CRYING AHHHHHHH BG&EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Hollywood]

Meh, distinguished mentally-challenged generic character game number 10,000.

[MCD]

Meh, distinguished mentally-challenged generic character game number 10,000.

delete this account.

[FancyFeast]

Meh, distinguished mentally-challenged generic character game number 10,000.

 

[MrAngryFace]

BOBOOBOB WHERE AM MY STRIFE W/HOMOEROTIC TENSION GRIP! I NEED MY SQUARE ESTABLISHMENT TO TELL ME WHAT TO LIKE! IF I DONT SEE BELTS AND SPIKEY HAIR OR LITTLE ELF BUTTS I H8 IT!

[demi]

Meh, distinguished mentally-challenged generic character game number 10,000.

 

[Polari]

Looks pretty, but return of that fucking pig = no sale.

The original game was a sub-par Zelda clone with horrendous art direction, so I don't see what all the fuss is about anyway.

[chronovore]

Awesome. Best news this month.

Don't know about N'Gai Croal fixations; I peed next to the guy at GDC, but forgot to "peek."

I heard BG&E2 was part of the prerequisite for Ancel to do that multiplatform King Kong game. I'm SO happy that this is going to come out!

[demi]

I am sure you wouldn't see anything if you peeked. Ha ha ha fatty.

[MCD]

artstyle

[Polari]

I don't know if those Zelda shots were in response to my comments or not, but you have to admit that although Twilight Princess has numerous flaws, art direction is definitely not one of them.

[Narag]

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Imagine what nintards are thinking right now

Maybe they'll start an online petiton?

AHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

I'm sure if they cared, they'd bought the game the first time around.
Found the PS2 version at a pawn shop earlier in the year so I'll have to give this a try.

[tiesto]

I am sure you wouldn't see anything if you peeked. Ha ha ha fatty.

But N'gai is black, so he might have seen something if he peeked! 

[MrAngryFace]

Pro-Tip: Zelda has generic art. That is all.

[CurseoftheGods]

The Cube version of the original was the highest selling version.  Still sold like shit, but seems to me the Nintards ignored it the least.

This game will bomb like fucking crazy regardless of the system it's on, so I'm glad it's going to the systems that can bring the world more to life.

The GameCube version was the least selling one if you exclude the PC edition.

[AdmiralViscen]

Maybe I'll try the first one again now. I got though the first dungeon or two and didn't see the big deal.

How long is it? Also is this game set for 2008?

[Positive Touch]

game's only about 10 hours long, even if you do everything

[duckman2000]

Maybe I'll try the first one again now. I got though the first dungeon or two and didn't see the big deal.

How long is it? Also is this game set for 2008?

It really isn't a big deal. It's a very pretty game with great and atmospheric art and music, but that's about it. I'd play it just because  really liked the game world and the more European approach to design (because hey, Europe is awesome), but the game itself was pretty much drek. It's about on par with Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy.

[ferrarimanf355]

Awesome parody thread Dumi. 


The original was overhyped by N 'gai croal types, not real gamers.


Game sucked shit, keep gayness at this level to Neoturd plz.