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BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« on: May 28, 2008, 02:29:34 PM »
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 02:30:39 PM »
Ubi delivers once again.

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 02:31:02 PM »
Nice CG

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 02:32:27 PM »
TRAILER ADDED

HOLY SHIT

I AM

CUMMING
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 02:34:09 PM »
In-engine, eh? Running on what? And hopefully the composer from BG&E returns for this one, the music was like the best thing about the game.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2008, 02:36:45 PM by duckman2000 »

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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 02:36:50 PM »
AC engine?

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 02:39:43 PM »
The first one was good, but not that good. 2nd rate Zelda clone set inside factories of different colors. I liked it, but I didn't even finish it.
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 02:40:27 PM »
NEXT UP

ADVENT RISING TWO
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 02:41:39 PM »
I'M LISTENING TO BG&E SOUNDTRACK RIGHT NOW

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVE TO PLAY THIS AGAIN
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2008, 02:42:47 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2008, 02:43:42 PM »
shit game

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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 02:43:52 PM »
Trailer was pretty cool. I can't wait to take pictures of a high-res factory and then do it again and again while some French guy's idea of a Disney movie unfolds in front of me in 1080p.
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 02:45:46 PM »
AC engine?

I hope not.
it's one of the most impressive engines this gen but whatever.




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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 02:46:17 PM »
It's over, lock it up, GOTY forever and ever. Start the hype train now. I'm the conductor. Choo choo. All aboard good gaming.
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 02:51:18 PM »
what did you even DO in the first one

i know you took pictures
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2008, 02:51:56 PM »
I played the first couple of hours when it first came out on Xbox, but my disc got scratched and couldn't continue playing it. :(

I absolutely loved what I played of it, though. I've been trying to hunt down a PS2 copy so I could play it on my PS3 upscaled.

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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2008, 02:57:34 PM »
Oh my god I just watched the trailer

I am crying
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2008, 03:02:55 PM »
So this is PS3/360?

Surprising.

Surprised it even exists.
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2008, 03:05:13 PM »
So this is PS3/360?

Surprising.

Surprised it even exists.
thanks to nintendo fans buying shovelware.

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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2008, 03:21:58 PM »
This and next gen PoP have somewhat renewed my faith in Ubi.
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2008, 03:25:12 PM »
A bee snorting game? Boring.
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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2008, 03:30:22 PM »
PROPAGANDA

PROPAGANDA
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2008, 03:31:42 PM »
Other than it seeming to bare little resemblance to the first game, sign me up for Day One.
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2008, 03:35:20 PM »
Least Likeliest Announcement of the Forever  :o
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2008, 03:36:10 PM »
well now i have to buy a next gen system

:|
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« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2008, 03:43:13 PM »
Are people seriously thinking that's in-game? Because only a few weeks or so ago there were rumours they were only in pre-production fase with a team of 12 people max.
I don't trust Ubisoft, at all (technically, PR-wise etc), to believe that this is how the final game will look.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2008, 03:44:51 PM by Tieno »
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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2008, 03:43:47 PM »
BG&E had great characters and great atmosphere, which makes for a great movie. But the gameplay sucked, so it ended up being a C+ game. What gives? This game would be a SHOE IN for the AC engine, though. ZOMG make it happen
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2008, 03:44:11 PM »
I don't care, it's coming, I'll buy it for whatever it comes out on, I'll buy a PS3 for it, anything

IT IS FUCKING COMING

I'm replaying this tonight HOLY SHIT
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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2008, 03:55:23 PM »
Come on, Sony!

MAKE THIS SHIT EXCLUSIVE
Did you buy a PS3 like speevy?
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2008, 04:09:17 PM »
My download of the trailer is going so slooooow, 3kb/s.  :-\
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« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2008, 04:20:26 PM »
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2008, 04:28:08 PM »
Wow

I wasn't expecting it. Out of nowhere!

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« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2008, 04:32:47 PM »
I HOPE MAMMAGO'S GARAGE IS IN

I HOPE AKUDA BAR IS IN

I HOPE JET BOOTS ARE IN

I HOPE DOUBLE H IS IN

I HOPE SECUNDO IS IN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2008, 04:33:56 PM »
demi did you like beyond good and evil 1

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« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2008, 04:34:47 PM »
YES, BEST NINTENDO GAME EVER
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« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2008, 04:38:46 PM »
demi gone crazy :lol

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« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2008, 04:39:25 PM »
My download of the trailer is going so slooooow, 3kb/s.  :-\
Then download it on bittorrent. It's much faster right now.

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« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2008, 04:40:51 PM »
unf unf

day one, motherfuckers!

I'm going to buy two copies.  One for me to cum on and one to play (which i will cum on later)

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« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2008, 04:44:17 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2008, 04:48:03 PM »
Assholes wouldn't show Jade's face. >:(

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« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2008, 04:48:29 PM »
I'm surprised so many people are calling this CG.

I think it looks fantastic, but you can clearly tell by the screens that it's in-game (and the trailer is also in-game).
8)

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« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2008, 04:49:18 PM »
Assholes wouldn't show Jade's face. >:(

I think they are gonna do teaser videos - like "1 - The Pig" showed. I bet she's the last to be shown.
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« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2008, 04:56:50 PM »
Euro Style Metal Gear Zelda was indeed fucking awesome, and I eagerly await this next installment.

And this happens just as I was getting ready to write off Ubi Soft as complete jacktards who only make stuff I'm not interested in.  I can't say that anymore, now can I?

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« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2008, 05:24:48 PM »
Beers are on me! :D

















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« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2008, 05:34:53 PM »
Holy shit I can't believe this is actually getting made! I was afraid that if they were going to do another one they would go for a more mature, less cartoony style, but I really like what I'm seeing in these pics. Realistic, but within the artstyle of the original.
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« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2008, 06:15:26 PM »
I was excited at the thread title, then saw that the stupid fucking pig is still in the game, which means humdrum comic relief and writing that's going to make my eyes roll out of my head.

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« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2008, 06:38:48 PM »
meh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
somebody has to play the demi role
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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2008, 06:45:19 PM »
Holy shit, they actually comfirmed it?!!

I figured it would stay in the rumour stages forever. Awesome!
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« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2008, 06:55:09 PM »
I might actually go out and buy Haze to thank Ubisoft!

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« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2008, 06:59:29 PM »
:o

I wasn't over the moon about the first game, but I thought it was good and I enjoyed it.  I hope this time around they turn it into a big, fully-fleshed out adventure game.

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« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2008, 08:01:31 PM »
bump, i just jerked off to this again
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« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2008, 08:30:45 PM »


amazing pig.

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« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2008, 08:39:17 PM »
Awesome parody thread Dumi.  :clap


The original was overhyped by N 'gai croal types, not real gamers.


Game sucked shit, keep gayness at this level to Neoturd plz.

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« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2008, 08:40:44 PM »
Awesome parody thread Dumi.  :clap


The original was overhyped by N 'gai croal types, not real gamers.


Game sucked shit, keep gayness at this level to Neoturd plz.
leper this filth.

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« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2008, 08:46:20 PM »
Stop slobbering over shit, you are just asking to be shit on.

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Re: BEYOND GOOD AND FUCKING EVIL TWO
« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2008, 08:48:20 PM »
If this is running realtime on 360/Ps3...i still won't believe it.

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« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2008, 08:48:58 PM »
Stop slobbering over shit, you are just asking to be shit on.


Like KAMEO?
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« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2008, 09:15:14 PM »
:bow bug snorting

I wonder what happened to all the water, the place is a desert now. I hope Jade keeps her green color scheme too.
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« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2008, 09:17:50 PM »
About frigging time. Good to see it's getting decent resources behind it too.

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« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2008, 09:34:47 PM »
Stop slobbering over shit, you are just asking to be shit on.


Like KAMEO?

Let's take a shitty overworld with no real sense of exploration
couple that with the worst 'stealth mechanic' this side of pacman
add in a shit combat model
And some horrible forced racing minigames
and some pokemon snap shit that added absolutely nothing but an inflated budget.


Take all that, put it in a blender and ignore it for 6 months.

Then go back to that moldy, ignored rotten diareah in a glass, hold your nose and down it in one gulp.  And then start a thread on neogaf stating that you REALLY LIKED it.