Author Topic: Ugh, uh, my mouth got stuck open (Read 1091 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** May 31, 2008, 02:35:44 AM »

This has sort of happened in the past, but now it was just stuck open for a few minutes straight.

This started happening after my car accident. The right side of my jaw will sometimes click very loudly, and it feels weird. On numerous occasions it has gotten stuck for a second or two, but I sneezed a few minutes ago and it was bad, very bad. It felt like if I tried to force my mouth close, the right side of my lower jaw would break. I eventually got it back into place by slowly moving my jaw back and forth a little. I foresee this leading to much comedy in the future.

MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:36:54 AM »

real talk.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:37:33 AM »

this game sucks.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:44:58 AM »

8===========================D

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:47:14 AM »

awwwwww

Reb · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:55:32 AM »

GIANT COCK

Mandark · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:57:30 AM »

I'm torn on whether to go for the obvious punchline or nag you about seeing a doctor.

So pretend I did both in a hilariously crass yet empathetic way.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:59:23 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on May 31, 2008, 04:57:30 AM

I'm torn on whether to go for the obvious punchline or nag you about seeing a doctor.

So pretend I did both in a hilariously crass yet empathetic way.

I've actually talked with a doctor on this one. Since it's not medical lockjaw (as in this is not a muscle or nerve thing, it actually has to do with my jaw being chipped or whatever), it would require relatively invasive surgery to rectify. It's not enough of a problem that I'd scribble out two weeks of my calendar to get it fixed.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:02:39 AM »

Mandark wants to fuck your face like a microwaved melon

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:03:32 AM »

Your smile must be really sinister when it happens.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:03:54 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 31, 2008, 05:02:39 AM

Mandark wants to fuck your face like a microwaved melon

Well, just like Veronica Mars says on Deadwood, I'll let him stick it in me for two bits.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:12:07 AM »

i used to get this occasionally. hasn't happened in year or two though

Tieno · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:34:37 AM »

Rman · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:35:03 AM »

I had the exact same problem a couple years ago, TVC. It fixed itself after a couple days. This happened after I took a nasty spill on my bike. I would've gone to the doctor if it persisted.

muckhole · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2008, 10:06:18 AM »

Did the doc mention it being your TMJ joint?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2008, 10:42:45 AM »

Maybe you're just evolving. Snakes have the ability to unhinge their jaws to eat huge meals. Try eating MAF, see if it works.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:55:42 PM »

Canceraids.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:04:56 PM »

Once in 8th grade my neck was stuck for 4 days. I had to walk around with my ear touching my shoulder for the whole time.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:05:44 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 04:04:56 PM

Once in 8th grade my neck was stuck for 4 days. I had to walk around with my ear touching my shoulder for the whole time.

I had that happen to me, you just slept on it wrong

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:07:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 31, 2008, 04:05:44 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 04:04:56 PM
Once in 8th grade my neck was stuck for 4 days. I had to walk around with my ear touching my shoulder for the whole time.

I had that happen to me, you just slept on it wrong

Yeah I know, but it was still strange.

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