oh god my bowels

[TVC15]

I have been sick in my stomach and bowels all week.  I can't stop pooping.  The urge to poop comes on quickly.  Sometimes, no poop comes, but the poop does come often enough that I have to treat every urge properly, lest I accidentally poop my pants.  I also get bad stomach cramps.  Often times I am pooping purely liquid.  Not liquid shit, but just like, clear water, as though I am peeing out my ass.  Aside from this, I do not feel ill.  No fevers or headaches or whatever, although I have come close to giving myself an aneurysm while working hard on the toilet.  There has been no real indigestion or anything--the stomach cramps feel more muscley in origin, and they might actually be slightly below the stomach.  My appetite for puking has not slowed down, although the dehydration that comes with frequently peeing out of my butthole has me dry heaving more than usual.  The pooping happens often enough and the urge comes quickly enough that I fear for the cleanliness of my bed.  Something is going to be defiled.  My bathroom smells like an abattoir.  I need to start smoking again

[Himu]

I like to poop

[TVC15]

The worst part is that when you heave, you lose control of your butt muscles momentarily, so I roll the dice every time I try to throw up.  Luckily, nothing bad has happened yet.  If the worst happens, I can always poop on the toilet while simultaneously throwing up into my bathtub, which is right by the toilet.

[Himu]

When you throw up, tighten you butt cheeks so doo doo doesn't come out. And when you're pooping on the toilet, throw up into a trash can, it'll be more comfortable that way. That way you don't have to clean up the vomit in the bathtub.

[Himu]

don't you just hate it when you cough, and you fart but you're not sure if it was a fart of a piece of poop?

[CrystalGemini]

Why don't you just take a bucket with you to the toilet?