Author Topic: American Gladiators is pretty sexy (Read 3160 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** May 31, 2008, 02:05:45 PM »

Nothing like watching tight bodied women wrestle each other on a foam pyramid.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:09:31 PM »

Indeed

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:12:00 PM »

Crush is the best thing to ever happen to American Gladiators. Unfortunately I stopped watching it since I'm not home when its on.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:14:09 PM »

It's on Hulu, stupid!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:15:39 PM »

Wow, Crush beat that chick in record time.

Crush

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:15:50 PM »

Hulu strikes again

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:16:57 PM »

Haha, Crush beat both those broads.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:17:28 PM »

Crush is evil, they should just pit her against men

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:18:54 PM »

Oh my God, Subway stats.

"To view more of the Gladiators' stats, including their favorite subs..."

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:21:48 PM »

I remember last season when Crush was going against Jet and she totally was trying to fist her. In one episode this season she rubbered her ass over another womans face after doing a stripper pole move.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:26:19 PM »

Just an FYI-that lady who plays Crush is going to be in Red Alert 3 as Natasha, a Soviet Commando with an AK-47 and a lotta leather.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on May 31, 2008, 02:26:19 PM

Just an FYI-that lady who plays Crush is going to be in Red Alert 3 as Natasha, a Soviet Commando with an AK-47 and a lotta leather.

Red Alert cutscenes > MGS cutscenes

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:32:19 PM »

Would you let Crush violate you, Blue?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:34:36 PM »

Oh god yes, and if I try to resist, she'll just beat the living shit outta me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:35:47 PM »

Steel is the lamest new Gladiator. She never speaks. It's supposed to come off as badass, but it makes her look distinguished mentally-challenged.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:36:28 PM »

I think she's deaf.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:37:54 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:38:47 PM »

I stand by my original statement!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:40:21 PM »

... She's not deaf at all! I was right - she is distinguished mentally-challenged!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:42:45 PM »

Hellga? Not so hot. She'd break off your dick!

cool breeze · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:45:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 31, 2008, 02:42:45 PM

Hellga? Not so hot. She'd break off your dick!

Hellga looks like the only thing that will satisfy her is a pair of 15 inch dicks. She is lucky that justice and Wolf can double team her now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:46:23 PM »

I wonder if the Gladiators have sex with each other. I'd imagine their children would be Olympians and I'm not talking modern day global games Olympics, but rather GREEK GODS!!!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:47:45 PM »

I would imagine the baby Titan and Crush make wouldn't just plop out of the birth canal.
It would battle it's way out through hordes of fire monsters and barbarians.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:49:15 PM »

They would have twins and would compete in some kind of vagina Eliminator to decide which baby would crown forth. The losing child is devoured.

cool breeze · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:49:35 PM »

The child of Crush and Titan would end up killing the doctor that ends up slapping him.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:01:45 PM »

Phoenix

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:01:58 PM »

Crush has big tities.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:50:52 PM »

CRUSH

Reb · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:06:08 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on May 31, 2008, 03:01:45 PM

Phoenix

I support this message.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:26:55 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:47:09 PM »

i'm in love

Oblivion · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2008, 06:30:22 PM »

Thread is useless without (more) gifs.

Candyflip · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2008, 06:56:35 PM »

Gina Carano (aka Crush) missed weight for her fight today because she had to bulk up to ~160-165 for Gladiators

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:26:04 PM »

Does that mean she's not going to fight tonight?

Candyflip · « **Reply #34 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:29:48 PM »

No, she just had to give a big chunk of her purse to the opponent.

APF · « **Reply #35 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:03:20 PM »

I actually kinda know Hellga, at least in the same way I kinda know any of you guys here--we both used to post on the same strength / fitness board a few years back.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:18:39 PM »

APF is an American Gladiator?!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:23:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 31, 2008, 02:49:15 PM

They would have twins and would compete in some kind of vagina Eliminator to decide which baby would crown forth. The losing child is devoured.

that waas my favorite part of Grant Morrison's New X-Men

APF · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 31, 2008, 08:18:39 PM

APF is an American Gladiator?!

My secret identity! Now it all makes sense, doesn't it...

News:

Author Topic: American Gladiators is pretty sexy (Read 3160 times)