Author Topic: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?) (Read 1264 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** May 31, 2008, 03:54:39 PM »

I was driving in west texas and I i see a dead carcass on the side of the road. It looked strange and rather big so I turned around for a closer look. What I saw was the strangest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. It was a wild hog with a vulture's head in it's ass, and the funniest (saddest) thing was that the vulture was stuck in the dead hogs ass. It was flapping its wings and trying to get a way but it couldn't. I really didnt want to touch it so there was nothing I could do. $:-\$

cool breeze · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:55:43 PM »

How the hell did that happen?

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:56:17 PM »

That's how I wanna go. Just replace the vulture with demi.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:01:21 PM »

thats funny

Powerslave · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:07:30 PM »

lmao

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:09:13 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on May 31, 2008, 03:55:43 PM

How the hell did that happen?

The vulture stuck his head up the hog's ass and got stuck. You really are dumb mayne

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:12:17 PM »

jesus man, you coulda just yanked on the bird to help it get free. poor guy

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:15:16 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on May 31, 2008, 04:12:17 PM

jesus man, you coulda just yanked on the bird to help it get free. poor guy

Are you going to touch a dead animal on the side of the road?

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:16:19 PM »

Dude submit that to CNN or something... I bet it gets front page news. Say it's some new animal you've never seen before.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:17:53 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:21:07 PM »

I thought it was some freakish hybrid alien animal, instead, the truth is much funnier

Tieno · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:26:42 PM »

That's deep.

Tauntaun will be inspired by this

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:27:07 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 31, 2008, 04:16:19 PM

Dude submit that to CNN or something... I bet it gets front page news. Say it's some new animal you've never seen before.

I submitted it to CNN.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-28737

Please feel free to rate it!

Crushed · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2008, 04:48:31 PM »

Yeah, that'll be accepted to CNN.

WHEN PIGS FLY

wait

Reb · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:03:48 PM »

boaring

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:41:58 PM »

that's what he gets for trying to go too deep on a first date

Candyflip · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:50:17 PM »

Nature at its finest.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:50:16 PM »

did you at least call animal patrol? if the vulture's still alive, they'll probably do something to help it.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:54:23 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 31, 2008, 08:50:16 PM

did you at least call animal patrol? if the vulture's still alive, they'll probably do something to help it.

You obviously don't know west texas.

1. I was 45 minutes from the nearest gas station.
2. I had no cell phone service
3. What the fuck is animal patrol?
4. Why would I know their number?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:02:28 PM »

I meant animal control. long day.

I don't know the number either but I'm guessing you could just call 911. that is a horrible situation for any animal to be in..

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:14:54 PM »

"operator 911, how can I help you"

"yeah I just saw a vulture stuck with his head up a dead hog's ass.... I need asistance"

Crushed · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:30:34 PM »

Animal Patrol sounds like either some badass military unit or a lame Animal Planet show about conservation.

Candyflip · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2008, 01:05:20 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 04:27:07 PM

Quote from: demi on May 31, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
Dude submit that to CNN or something... I bet it gets front page news. Say it's some new animal you've never seen before.

I submitted it to CNN.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-28737

Please feel free to rate it!

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What you witnessed was the little seen cross species mating of a boar (Swineus Democrati) and the American Turkey Vulture ( GOPus extremus) the offspring, though a hybrid will give birth and populate public service. It is a prolific breeder and though strides have been made lately, there is little hope to eradicate them completely.

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