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MrAngryFace

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Are you an UberMAN?
« on: June 02, 2008, 12:49:34 PM »
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100204550&page=1

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What if I offered you the chance to extend your life by 10 years? I'm talking about extra time throughout your life, starting now. This offer affords you a whopping 25 percent more time to excel at your job, bond with the people you love, indulge in your dreams, or just chill.

Is that something that might interest you? If it's not, stop reading and go to bed. You see, sweet slumber is the dead zone from which you'll reclaim that valuable time.

I'd been adding items to my to-do list at a much faster rate than I was checking them off when I heard about the Uberman sleep cycle. This extreme form of polyphasic sleeping involves 20-minute naps every 4 hours. (A monophasic sleep pattern would be your typical 8-hour block of sleep every 24 hours.) Some converts to Uberman claim that after an adjustment period, usually lasting anywhere from a week to 3 weeks, they feel no less alert than they would have if they'd been clocking 8 hours a night.

Leonardo da Vinci is said to have followed a sleep pattern akin to Uberman. Maybe that's what allowed him sufficient time to design prototypical versions of the helicopter, hang glider, parachute, and submarine, and paint the Mona Lisa and Last Supper. In fact, geniuses and military leaders throughout history have been linked with polyphasic and unconventional sleeping habits— Napoleon, Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Winston Churchill, to name a few. Who knows how different our world would be today if these men had bunked down at sunset? I wasn't looking to invade Prussia, but I thought I could at least use some extra time to renew my driver's license and figure out my taxes...
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Vizzys

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Re: Are you an UberMAN?
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 12:52:15 PM »
I couldnt do it.

it takes me too long just to sleep once
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Are you an UberMAN?
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 12:59:40 PM »
Kramer did this with hilarious results.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Are you an UberMAN?
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 01:05:04 PM »
Yeah I think getting to sleep would be the hard part. I have to REALLY wanna nap to take a nap.
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Reb

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Re: Are you an UberMAN?
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 02:13:33 PM »
I read about this in a magazine, this shit fucks you up.
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