i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER

[Van Cruncheon]

"tranniessa"

this is not a joke.

[Mandark]

I like it when the mothers seem to be trumping all of society's negative pressures by using a super-optimistic name, like Peerless, SirValiant, Majestic, and of course God.

[Eric P]

Brown’s brother’s name is Cody SirLancelot, as their parents were fascinated by King Arthur’s Knights of the Roundtable

[The Fake Shemp]

I am going to name my firstborn Poopchute Federman.

[Van Cruncheon]

So Prole goes to a business conference and the first place he goes is to find cheeseburgers?

you can find 'em at 7-11 here! it's a shemale paradise!

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you shoulda seen tranniessa's mustache

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[Van Cruncheon]

i wanted to name my daughter "cunnifred clitabon erickson" :'(

[Mupepe]

was she a chola?

[Van Cruncheon]

no, she seemed like she woulda favor obama over hillary, if you get my drift and i think you do

[Mupepe]

trashy blacks > trashy messicans >>>>>>>>> trashy whites

[Van Cruncheon]

black trash created chicken-neck sassback; white trash ruined it for everybody

[GilloD]

I had a friend who was a social worker and assigned to teh case of one "Shi'thead Jones", to be pronounced "Sh-ith-eee-d". But it was for real spelled Shithead.

[Van Cruncheon]

UH NO YOU DI'INT!

[GilloD]

Girl you aint got no fuckin' idea what dem goddam women name dem boys right down dere on da east side. i dun up and met summa dome crazy asses, they dumb as hell like dem sex and da ciddy bitches

[Joe Molotov]

Girl you aint got no fuckin' idea what dem goddam women name dem boys right down dere on da east side. i dun up and met summa dome crazy asses, they dumb as hell like dem sex and da ciddy bitches

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[GilloD]

Girl you aint got no fuckin' idea what dem goddam women name dem boys right down dere on da east side. i dun up and met summa dome crazy asses, they dumb as hell like dem sex and da ciddy bitches

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whadda fuk is dat shit. where you up and gettin' yo "jay-pegs" all up in mah face. u wanna fukin hypalink this bitch? ill send yo skinny white ass right on back to whevea it was you done came from.

[muckhole]

ill send yo skinny white ass right on back to whevea it was you done came from.

Back to Tranniessa!

[FlameOfCallandor]

Oh god thats hilarious.   

[Phoenix Dark]

Shameka Shantelle Samuel

my godmother's name 

[xnikki118x]

I had a friend who was a social worker and assigned to teh case of one "Shi'thead Jones", to be pronounced "Sh-ith-eee-d". But it was for real spelled Shithead.

Those parents are assholes.

My parents both had second jobs at a local mental institution as the techs who'd like restrain patients and stuff. There was a patient named Billette. For real, her parents wanted a boy to name after the dad, Bill, and they got a girl so she was Billette. Who does that?!

[Powerslave]

Don't you mean 'ghetto'  name.

[Tieno]

Can you name your kid whatever you want over there? Poor kids

Luckily you can't over here though some still have managed to do it.

[Jabberwocky]

My friend told me there's a girl at his school named Genesis Divine.

[Tauntaun]

every year we send foreclosure notices to a guy named Diamond Dick Lumpkin.

Does he look like this?