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FancyFeast

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Ace Ventura 3
« on: June 02, 2008, 09:16:54 PM »
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844029/



Alrighty then.  Who did he blow to get this role?  Oh that's right it's Hollywood, everyone.
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TVC15

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 09:21:00 PM »
What the fuck is that thing.
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FancyFeast

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 09:22:25 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2008, 09:21:00 PM
What the fuck is that thing.


:bow All hail our new box office juggernaut :bow2
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 09:24:59 PM »
Man, it wasn't annoying to hear random folks do Ace Venture impressions during the 90s - hearing a little kid do the same gimmicks will be even better!
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TVC15

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 09:30:37 PM »
That is seriously the ugliest child I have ever seen.  His eyeballs appear to be like, precisely in the middle of his head.
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demi

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 10:22:51 PM »
He looks like Willco
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pilonv1

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 10:23:14 PM »
what the hell is this
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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 10:29:22 PM »
Quote from: demi on June 02, 2008, 10:22:51 PM
He looks like Willco

...so you're gonna try to fuck him?
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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 10:35:50 PM »
He is a child, wtf is wrong with you.
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HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 11:29:00 PM »
what's really amazing is that there was already two, TWO frigging Jim Carrey-less Jim Carrey sequels/prequels/whatever and they both tanked big time.  And they went ahead and pulled the trigger on this anyway.

Probably doesn't matter as much as this is almost certainly going to be a direct to video release.  We have this fine film to blame actually.


and following that...

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2008, 11:32:54 PM »
Is this a role even worth blowing someone for?

Quote from: Willco on June 02, 2008, 09:24:59 PM
Man, it wasn't annoying to hear random folks do Ace Venture impressions during the 90s - hearing a little kid do the same gimmicks will be even better!

I'd forgotten about that.  It was as pervasive as the bad Borat imitations are now.  Of course nobody made a movie based on a character doing an Ace Ventura impersonation like they are for Borat.
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HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2008, 11:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Mandark on June 02, 2008, 11:32:54 PM
I'd forgotten about that.  It was as pervasive as the bad Borat imitations are now.  Of course nobody made a movie based on a character doing an Ace Ventura impersonation like they are for Borat.
It can't be a complete loss, it apparently has John Turturro as "The Phantom", and... Dave Matthews?

Ah shit.
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Himu

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 12:41:34 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2008, 09:30:37 PM
That is seriously the ugliest child I have ever seen.  His eyeballs appear to be like, precisely in the middle of his head.

 :lol
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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 12:55:28 AM »
Laces out, Dan! :D
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 12:57:13 AM »
They got 10 year old Willco?
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balikeye

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2008, 03:07:18 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2008, 09:30:37 PM
That is seriously the ugliest child I have ever seen.  His eyeballs appear to be like, precisely in the middle of his head.

I see it, and raise you

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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2008, 03:13:01 PM »
It's times like these that remind me why I support abortion.
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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2008, 03:13:14 PM »
No wonder Jason Kidd beat his wife, she gave him one fugly baby.
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Re: Ace Ventura 3
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2008, 03:20:49 PM »
Even his hair is fat!
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