Famed PUA Roissy agrees - Wii great for pickup

[tiesto]

It's really true. Why do people harp endlessly on something that actually gets cute girls interested in our hobby? Never has pickup been easier for me, a gamer. It's been so easy to get a girl back to my place to do bowling or Mario Kart. And Wii Fit will finally give all these fattie girls with extremely distorted self-images a reality check.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/wii-love/

(I'm the first comment, BTW)

[demi]

Because cute girls don't belong in our hobby

[Van Cruncheon]

what demi said. there are many other better venues to pick up cute girls, and ones that won't expose you as a cretinous mascot-worshipping furfag who will sell their fucking hobby out to the dirty filthy casuals just because the wii might shift your chance-of-poon ratio from 1 in a million to 1 in 999,993.

[crimsondynamics]

1:999,993. What are we talking about, gamers who are diseased mutant hobbits?

Getting laid is much easier than that, with or without the Wii. At least in the US, you don't even have to try.

[tiesto]

what demi said. there are many other better venues to pick up cute girls, and ones that won't expose you as a cretinous mascot-worshipping furfag who will sell their fucking hobby out to the dirty filthy casuals just because the wii might shift your chance-of-poon ratio from 1 in a million to 1 in 999,993.

But it was OK when Sony sold the hobby out to the Maddenites, jocks, and wiggers?

crimson: It's probably easier for one to get laid in Europe or Asia than it is the US... American women (at least Northeastern ones) at bars/clubs/etc are notorious for having their bitch-shields up, making them much harder to approach and engage in conversation with. I need to get my ass over to Eastern Europe one of these days.

[demi]

what demi said. there are many other better venues to pick up cute girls, and ones that won't expose you as a cretinous mascot-worshipping furfag who will sell their fucking hobby out to the dirty filthy casuals just because the wii might shift your chance-of-poon ratio from 1 in a million to 1 in 999,993.

But it was OK when Sony sold the hobby out to the Maddenites, jocks, and wiggers?

Yes, because there are no hot girls involved

[crimsondynamics]

crimson: It's probably easier for one to get laid in Europe or Asia than it is the US... American women (at least Northeastern ones) at bars/clubs/etc are notorious for having their bitch-shields up, making them much harder to approach and engage in conversation with. I need to get my ass over to Eastern Europe one of these days.

Oh, yes. Eastern Europe with their age of consent as well as overall promiscuity and permissiveness ftw, but every time I go to the US and end up in a party, at a bar or at a disco women literally hit on me - and I expect it.

[Bildi]

Since I've owned a Wii, my rate of getting laid has dropped by 100%.

You can't argue with hard statistics like that.

[Van Cruncheon]

1:999,993. What are we talking about, gamers who are diseased mutant hobbits?

Getting laid is much easier than that, with or without the Wii. At least in the US, you don't even have to try.

are there NINTENDO gamers who are NOT diseased mutant hobbits?

[crimsondynamics]

1:999,993. What are we talking about, gamers who are diseased mutant hobbits?

Getting laid is much easier than that, with or without the Wii. At least in the US, you don't even have to try.

are there NINTENDO gamers who are NOT diseased mutant hobbits?

Chalk one up here. I play games on whatever platform - as long as it's fun, I don't discriminate.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ladies, though, I will discriminate. I am highly selective about the quality of my meat.

[close]

[tiesto]

Since I've owned a Wii, my rate of getting laid has dropped by 100%.

You can't argue with hard statistics like that.

Mine has dropped lately but that's because I'm dating a super-conservative 28 year old virgin. 

[MrAngryFace]

How does Wii translate to sex?

"So uhh, wanna stick this in your vagina?"

[tiesto]

How does Wii translate to sex?

"So uhh, wanna stick this in your vagina?"

Girls like the Wii, so you just offer to have them come over, play some bowling, tease them a bit, build some tension, then work your magic. It's like an activity date (my favorite kind of dates!) except you've got the convenience of already being back at your house.

[Bildi]

Since I've owned a Wii, my rate of getting laid has dropped by 100%.

You can't argue with hard statistics like that.

Mine has dropped lately but that's because I'm dating a super-conservative 28 year old virgin. 

Hopefully in the long run your patience will bear fruit.

Sexy deflowering fruit.

[demi]

Yuck, crying and blood.

[Bildi]

I've never encountered the reality of deflowering, so I prefer to live with my sexy fantasy version.  I did encounter blood from monthlies once.  Luckily it wasn't chunky or anything so I didn't find it stomach-turning. 

I was a little hesitant to lick her out though.

[crimsondynamics]

Yeah - smells like massive amounts of stainless steel and assorted metal building materials.