He dates Maya (Laura San Giacomo) in Veronica Mars Season 3! Creepy Crossover GET
I had a college buddy who was OBSESSED with Laura San Giacomo ever since he saw her in that awful TV mini-series of the already-awful The Stand. She looks like some sort of horrible fish creature, like one of WoW's murlocs. I don't get it. Well, okay, she has gi-normous breasticles, but other than that, I'd expect her to be savaging chum balls in the South Atlantic instead of offending my Nielsen-calibrated eyeballs.