Haha, this is when you know things are bad for Sony...

[The Fake Shemp]

... their sales representative came in today with an "entourage", telling me that in light of a thin PS3 and PSP release list (although, it was called "streamlined") to pitch to customers post Metal Gear Solid 4 and Secret Agent Clank, that I should be selling folks on this PS3/PSP killer app:





KILLER APPZ

[abrader]

People love that kinda shyt.

Your second failed SONY troll today - shoulda just posted them both in one thread.

[Oblivion]

Willco, how are GTA4 sales at your store?

[bork]

whatta troll, leper and/or ban plz

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So this is a Sony product, right?  This is all that they have to offer right now?  Seriously?   

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[The Fake Shemp]

Willco, how are GTA4 sales at your store?

Awesome.

Blue, no joke.  We have a binder with key titles.  After Secret Agent Clank, the only other key title for the PSP is a Madden PSP bundle they're coming out with.  ... and this Buzz game.  The PS3 is pretty crappy too.  They had no date for Home and post-Metal Gear Solid 4, the key titles were Little Big Planet (looks pretty good), Resistance 2 (looks like crap!) and ... Buzz.

What the fuck, Sony?

He was pretty adamant that Buzz is going to be hot!

[The Fake Shemp]

And personally, while I think the PS3 is a paperweight, I'll push whatever sells to make money.  I pretty much despise all the Wii and Wii Fit stands for, but that didn't stop me from beating every store in my region in terms of Wii Fit reservations and pushing it heavily.  I am not going to get Metal Gear Solid 4, but you damn well better be sure I'm going to hype it up.

... but this post-June list is pretty pathetic.  Don't try to pimp Buzz! on me and act like it's the Second Coming of Wii Fit.

[brawndolicious]

that's sort of ripping off Scene It.

and what I don't get is that if Sony had a few games they knew they weren't actually going to publish, why didn't they spread out the cancellation announcements a little?  Did they really have a team working on 8 days?

And personally, while I think the PS3 is a paperweight, I'll push whatever sells to make money.  I pretty much despise all the Wii and Wii Fit stands for, but that didn't stop me from beating every store in my region in terms of Wii Fit reservations and pushing it heavily.  I am not going to get Metal Gear Solid 4, but you damn well better be sure I'm going to hype it up.

shill.  I at least hope you mentioned the (lack of) exercise value and the over hour long cutscenes.

[The Fake Shemp]

Just for kicks: what are the key Autumn/ Winter exclusive 360 titles?

I know about Gears 2 and that's it. Is Banjo 3 a 2008 title?

Banjo-Kazooie is slated for this year.  We got Gears of War 2, Halo Wars, Viva Pinata, Fable 2 and Too Human to pimp all year long.  Not to mention that multi-platform titles like Saint's Row 2, Fallout 3, etc. will sell considerably more units on that platform.

[Bildi]

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Is it dancing?

[brawndolicious]

yea

[The Fake Shemp]

If Sony had a Gears of War 2-type AAA title (God of War III) to pimp and cancelled everything else, that'd be cool.  Gears of War 2 is going to be ridiculous.  I don't even want to deal with that type of crowd.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

that's sort of ripping off Scene It.

buzz has been around in europe for way longer than scene it

but the casual game nonsense has forced it down all our throats

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh, the sales rep was ANGRY () that Viva Pinata 2 is stealing the Eye of Judgement camera card technique.  I told him that nobody plays Eye of Judgement except shut-ins and Asian kids.  And then he cried.

[MrAngryFace]

hahaha sony whore angry about ideas being 'stolen'

[Joe Molotov]

Did you ask him when Metal Gear Solid 4 was coming out for the 360?

[Cormacaroni]

I don't even get why they'd be pushing this for PS3 and PSP, instead of PS2. Which has an actual install base (that buys games rather than pirates them).

[crimsondynamics]

I don't even get why they'd be pushing this for PS3 and PSP, instead of PS2. Which has an actual install base (that buys games rather than pirates them).

I'd say a) because both the PSP and PS2 can be (easily) pirated, while PS3 games cannot, and b) because right now the PS3 needs all the help it can get.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

I am actually, unironically looking forward to this 360 cast off.



Its coming out at a reduced price, the concept rocks (Clancyvania), and they've supposidely removed the shit from the beta 360 version.  Hell, it could be okay.  So I gets Metal Gear, and maaaaaaaaybe this, so that's a decent summer, right?

[brawndolicious]

I liked Vampire Rain but based on what I played in the demo, the game needed a lot of tweaking.  It was barely playable sometimes but I liked the setting.

[Bildi]

This thing I liked about the Vampire Rain demo was that if you were spotted, you were dead.  It kept things really tense.

[Mr. Gundam]

that's sort of ripping off Scene It.

buzz has been around in europe for way longer than scene it

but the casual game nonsense has forced it down all our throats

I'm really looking forward to Buzz, especially since you can create questions (my friends and I love trivia night at a local bar). However, I don't see it doing much in the US.

[duckman2000]

My wife has been lobbying for us to get the PS2 version, and after I told her that I wasn't sure if we'd need adapters to play it on PS3, she's been regularly asking how the PS3 version is coming along. I'm not seeing the failure.

[Smooth Groove]

PS3 is quickly becoming this generation's Phillips CD-I.  

[duckman2000]

Just for kicks: what are the key Autumn/ Winter exclusive 360 titles?

I know about Gears 2 and that's it. Is Banjo 3 a 2008 title?

Banjo-Kazooie is slated for this year.  We got Gears of War 2, Halo Wars, Viva Pinata, Fable 2 and Too Human to pimp all year long.  Not to mention that multi-platform titles like Saint's Row 2, Fallout 3, etc. will sell considerably more units on that platform.

The fact that a Rare line-up of ghastly vomit can be "pimped" on the 360 says a whole lot about the horrendously indiscriminating tastes of the common 360 tard.

[Mupepe]

Oh, the sales rep was ANGRY () that Viva Pinata 2 is stealing the Eye of Judgement camera card technique.  I told him that nobody plays Eye of Judgement except shut-ins and Asian kids.  And then he cried.

WHAT THE FUCK!  I PLAY IT