Author Topic: A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FIST BUMP (Read 1472 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** June 08, 2008, 07:17:23 AM »

Time wrote this. What. The. Fuck.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1812102,00.html

Tieno · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:04:26 AM »

I thought this was going to be about the way people 'bump' threads and it'd describe the history of the first time someone 'bumped' a (forum?) thread $:-\$

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:18:51 AM »

In before Prole.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:59:44 AM »

So awesome. Something I can show to my possible future kids when I try to get them to fist bump and laugh at me cause people greet eachother with their minds in the future.

FatalT · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2008, 09:54:48 AM »

Quote

Modern-day high-five enthusiasts have even created a cellphone version: Callers high-five their phones (slap the speakers) or simultaneously type "5."

Wat.

Tieno · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:56:16 AM »

High-five enthusiasts? Is there a pro-circuit too?

Crushed · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:54:01 AM »

High-five tournament rules.

No rings, no thumb-dashing, Final Destination.

Tieno · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:54:31 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on June 08, 2008, 10:57:50 AM

Quote from: Tieno on June 08, 2008, 10:56:16 AM
High-five enthusiasts? Is there a pro-circuit too?

...

You'll get an invite via PM soon enough,

APF · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:45:07 PM »

Bravo, Time--gushing masturbatory fluff pieces like this are integral to the Press' role as the Fourth Estate.

Raban · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:57:30 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 08, 2008, 11:54:01 AM

High-five tournament rules.

No rings, no thumb-dashing, Final Destination.

Candyflip · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2008, 01:28:36 PM »

lolamericanjournalism

Tieno · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2008, 01:39:23 PM »

american "journalism"

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2008, 02:00:33 PM »

i thought it was called fist pump or am i out of touch

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2008, 02:01:08 PM »

oh. that thing obama gave his wife. who cares. time is distinguished mentally-challenged.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2008, 03:38:43 PM »

White people will soon be incoporating "daps" into their everyday office lexicon, and will utilize the "urban hand gesture" at board meetings and tee times.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2008, 03:47:45 PM »

not half as interesting as this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-low_(slang)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2008, 04:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on June 08, 2008, 03:47:45 PM

not half as interesting as this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-low_(slang)

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2008, 06:54:50 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 08, 2008, 04:12:54 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on June 08, 2008, 03:47:45 PM
not half as interesting as this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-low_(slang)

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where can i read the next strip?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2008, 06:57:28 PM »

There was no next strip. He died of AIDS two weeks later. Should of wrapped that shit up, yo.

muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2008, 06:58:48 PM »

It's cool.

Bump it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:03:50 PM »

Crushed · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:46:05 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 08, 2008, 07:03:50 PM

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Oh God, part two.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2008, 09:20:34 PM »

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Author Topic: A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FIST BUMP (Read 1472 times)