Author Topic: Industry insiders at evilbore? (Read 2135 times)

Insider Secrets:

-Haze to be worst selling Ubisoft game of this gen.
-Ubisoft to make sequel to Haze for the PS3, 360 and PC
-Bioshock 2 to have more hacking. Will also be darker
-Fight Night Round 4 will have more then just Iron Mike returning to the ring(Hint: May had alright Weather)
-~~Prey 2~~ Duke Nukem Forever will hit before Q2 2009. Nobody but old FOOLS and a 15 year old forum poster will care.
-Army of Two Too
-Lost Planet 2 next year
-Dead Rising 2 in planning, fucking lawsuit am delaying it
-Xbox 360 getting better pack-in this Christmas
-Wii Fit not making anyone thin. Fat people are PISSED and want BLOOD....after they finish that last Big Mac.

Those sound pretty reasonable

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:28:05 PM »

Several members here are actual consoles. When you let Folding@Home run too long, it gains sentience. Or at least enough to string sentences together on forums.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:30:59 PM »

I'm not outside the industry...the industry's outside me!

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:47:16 PM »

Yeah I work in the industry. Not the gaming industry though.

bork · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:58:14 PM »

There better not be any e-stalking coming from this.

Grecco · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:15:45 PM »

Im an Industry Outsider.

Crushed · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:16:28 PM »

I am Hidoodoo Kojimu.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:22:16 PM »

Quote from: It's Betty Now. on June 08, 2008, 07:58:14 PM

There better not be any e-stalking coming from this.

that reminds me, I approve of GAF's new "don't be a dick about people's RL" policy and suggest we consider it for here, too

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 08, 2008, 08:22:16 PM

Quote from: It's Betty Now. on June 08, 2008, 07:58:14 PM
There better not be any e-stalking coming from this.

that reminds me, I approve of GAF's new "don't be a dick about people's RL" policy and suggest we consider it for here, too

Why, you scared? Got something to hide?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:28:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 08, 2008, 08:23:25 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 08, 2008, 08:22:16 PM
Quote from: It's Betty Now. on June 08, 2008, 07:58:14 PM
There better not be any e-stalking coming from this.

that reminds me, I approve of GAF's new "don't be a dick about people's RL" policy and suggest we consider it for here, too

Why, you scared? Got something to hide?

I don't want those photos getting out again -_-

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:30:08 PM »

Oh yeah, Synthesizer Patel actually works for Square. He is personally responsible for Racing Lagoon and Driving Emotion Type-S. feel free to bombard him with personal questions about them.

bork · « **Reply #27 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:35:01 PM »

Crushed does not work for Konami, however to do the presence of corrupted nano-machines in his system, he believes he really is Hideo Kojima. Sometimes his voice and appearance will change to reflect this. 43.67% of the interviews you see with Kojima are actually with Crushed in his place.

Crushed · « **Reply #28 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:36:12 PM »

Quote from: It's Betty Now. on June 08, 2008, 08:35:01 PM

Crushed does not work for Konami, however to do the presence of corrupted nano-machines in his system, he believes he really is Hideo Kojima. Sometimes his voice and appearance will change to reflect this. 43.67% of the interviews you see with Kojima are actually with Crushed in his place.

Tha... that's not true! That's impossible!

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** June 08, 2008, 09:29:30 PM »

the industry tells me that groo is instead jeff bell

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** June 08, 2008, 09:29:45 PM »

and not jonnyram

bork · « **Reply #31 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:11:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 08, 2008, 09:29:45 PM

and not jonnyram

We all know you are Johnnyram.

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:20:40 PM »

I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge

bork · « **Reply #33 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 08, 2008, 08:36:12 PM

Quote from: It's Betty Now. on June 08, 2008, 08:35:01 PM
Crushed does not work for Konami, however to do the presence of corrupted nano-machines in his system, he believes he really is Hideo Kojima. Sometimes his voice and appearance will change to reflect this. 43.67% of the interviews you see with Kojima are actually with Crushed in his place.

Tha... that's not true! That's impossible!

Look, the nano-machines are kicking in already. There's that Japanglish coming out.

jiji · « **Reply #34 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:05:50 PM »

prole is derek smart.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:17:01 PM »

I'm an industry insider in the pizza delivery business. Ask me anything.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dominos is to run a 9.99 special on their Deluxe pizza next week!

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homborg · « **Reply #36 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:22:57 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 08, 2008, 07:30:59 PM

I'm not outside the industry...the industry's outside me!

someone wanted something more

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Author Topic: Industry insiders at evilbore? (Read 2135 times)