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« Reply #60 on: November 13, 2006, 05:03:27 PM »
PD vs. Cheebs

GO!!!!!!!!!!!

I win because Cheebs is too scared to COME TO MY HOUSE AND LET ME BUY HIM LUNCH OMG
I don't want you to touch my penis.

(also I am proud of you, you didn't pm me for pics of her. YOU ARE GROWING UP YOUNG MAN  :-*)

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« Reply #61 on: November 13, 2006, 05:04:18 PM »
Going from friend to lover is a big, dangerous leap. It's ruined a relationship I had with a friend, and I really hope it doesn't happen anytime soon

well you better make up, cuz life without a right hand is tough
:lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2006, 05:05:18 PM »
PD you need a three character sig

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« Reply #63 on: November 13, 2006, 05:05:56 PM »
"sux"
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« Reply #64 on: November 13, 2006, 05:06:35 PM »
Going from friend to lover is a big, dangerous leap. It's ruined a relationship I had with a friend, and I really hope it doesn't happen anytime soon

well you better make up, cuz life without a right hand is tough
I see what you did there :lol

Nah, we were "friends", and she fucked it up by begging me to date her. Now she's a MySpace abuser...


She's 18, but her MySpace page says she's 14. She updates it every day, so it's not a mistake. Oh god..
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« Reply #65 on: November 13, 2006, 05:07:44 PM »
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE

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« Reply #66 on: November 13, 2006, 05:09:20 PM »
PD macks on 14 year olds... :yuck
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« Reply #67 on: November 13, 2006, 05:09:42 PM »
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2077.70

BTW, I made a post about the girl in this thread the same day I decided to make a move.  lolz

How ironic.   :-\

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« Reply #68 on: November 13, 2006, 05:10:42 PM »
Is this that chick that thinks I was staring at her tits  ::)
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« Reply #69 on: November 13, 2006, 05:12:22 PM »
Is this that chick that thinks I was staring at her tits  ::)
No, I had sex with Alexandra a long time ago and she's not anywhere close to be a close friend.  She has nice tits though.

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« Reply #70 on: November 13, 2006, 05:13:26 PM »
AHAHAHA That chick is pretty hot though.
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« Reply #71 on: November 13, 2006, 05:14:57 PM »
whats going on here
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« Reply #72 on: November 13, 2006, 05:15:45 PM »
Fingering your friend always makes things awkward, male or female

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Ok thats a joke, I've never fingered a male friends bum
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« Reply #73 on: November 13, 2006, 05:15:59 PM »
whats going on here
PD is showing us girls he has touched the hair of.

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« Reply #74 on: November 13, 2006, 05:18:08 PM »
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\
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« Reply #75 on: November 13, 2006, 05:18:48 PM »
Fingering your friend always makes things awkward, male or female

:-*

Ok thats a joke, I've never fingered a male friends bum
:lol  Well, she was fine that same night and everything was still vanilla.  But now it seems like she's getting distant.  Fucking blah.

AHAHAHA That chick is pretty hot though.
Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

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« Reply #76 on: November 13, 2006, 05:19:20 PM »
whats going on here
PD is showing us girls he has touched the hair of.

WA WA WEE WA
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« Reply #77 on: November 13, 2006, 05:24:36 PM »
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\

Blacklist number?

Why's she calling you on thanksgiving anyway? She still hungry for more turkey or what?

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« Reply #78 on: November 13, 2006, 05:26:05 PM »

Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

I stared at her because I thought she was looking at my boners. :(
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« Reply #79 on: November 13, 2006, 05:27:29 PM »

Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

I stared at her because I thought she was looking at my boners. :(
???


 :-\

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« Reply #80 on: November 13, 2006, 05:28:05 PM »
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\

Blacklist number?

Why's she calling you on thanksgiving anyway? She still hungry for more turkey or what?
NICK :-*

She tries to get brownie points with my family by doing this stuff. So she'll call my parent's house whenever it's someone's birthday, or on the holidays. At first I thought it was nice, but now it's getting annoying. Her entire existance seems to be to prove to others that she's "wife material"
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« Reply #81 on: November 13, 2006, 05:28:32 PM »

Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

I stared at her because I thought she was looking at my boners. :(
???


 :-\

 :lol
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« Reply #82 on: November 13, 2006, 05:29:38 PM »
She sent me this Youtube video now.  I'm so confused.  Aventura - Los Infieles

 ???

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« Reply #83 on: November 13, 2006, 05:30:45 PM »
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\

Blacklist number?

Why's she calling you on thanksgiving anyway? She still hungry for more turkey or what?
NICK :-*

She tries to get brownie points with my family by doing this stuff. So she'll call my parent's house whenever it's someone's birthday, or on the holidays. At first I thought it was nice, but now it's getting annoying. Her entire existance seems to be to prove to others that she's "wife material"

Like I said. She's STILL HUNGRY FOR MORE TURKEY

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« Reply #84 on: November 13, 2006, 05:31:19 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #85 on: November 13, 2006, 05:32:37 PM »

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« Reply #86 on: November 13, 2006, 05:34:26 PM »
Dude, make an intro thread!
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« Reply #87 on: November 13, 2006, 05:36:09 PM »
Dude, make an intro thread!

Screw that, The Snatch don't play like dat.

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« Reply #88 on: November 13, 2006, 05:38:31 PM »
Oh and if it helps, I think my HD DVD player turned her on!  I was also very susceptible to sexual advances because she appreciated the added visual definition of HD DVD while my g/f said "I don't get it.  It looks prettier, but that's it." 

Fuck you, bitch.

I'm turned on by a girl that can appreciate beautiful image quality.

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« Reply #89 on: November 13, 2006, 05:39:45 PM »

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« Reply #90 on: November 13, 2006, 05:45:57 PM »
Heres a chart I just created. It explains all you need to know about the lines and were you should not cross if you want to maintain a certain relationship



My guess is your friend doesn't want to be an awesome booty call you horny devil you  :-[
« Last Edit: November 13, 2006, 05:50:39 PM by BlueTsunami »
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« Reply #91 on: November 13, 2006, 05:52:04 PM »
Heres a chart I just created. It explains all you need to know about the lines and were you should not cross if you want to maintain a certain relationship



My guess is your friend doesn't want to be an awesome booty call you horny devil you  :-[
:lol :lol :lol :lol

But I don't want her to be an awesome booty call.  She knows I want more than that.  I've made it more than clear before.  I would gladly leave the girl I'm with for a relationship with her.  I've wanted it for a long time. 

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« Reply #92 on: November 13, 2006, 05:53:10 PM »
I made some necessary altercations to your chart:


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« Reply #93 on: November 13, 2006, 06:16:02 PM »
Poor PD.  :(

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« Reply #94 on: November 13, 2006, 06:18:09 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #95 on: November 13, 2006, 09:45:46 PM »
I think you can have platonic female friends. though obviously Mupepe is too horny for that.  My best e-buddy or whatever is female and she's a philo/women's studies graduate and we have good discussion and debate.  Not any sexual tension, just two people bouncing ideas off each other. Some female friends I have, there are certain sexual tensions there, but I have female friends that I don't have that tension with.

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« Reply #96 on: November 13, 2006, 09:48:47 PM »
I think you can have platonic female friends. though obviously Mupepe is too horny for that.  My best e-buddy or whatever is female and she's a philo/women's studies graduate and we have good discussion and debate.  Not any sexual tension, just two people bouncing ideas off each other. Some female friends I have, there are certain sexual tensions there, but I have female friends that I don't have that tension with.
Well, I have a few female friends that I have no sexual tension with.  Of course, I don't find them sexually attractive. 

But remember guys, my attraction to her is not purely sexual.

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« Reply #97 on: November 13, 2006, 09:53:03 PM »
Doesn't this one have a bf?

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« Reply #98 on: November 13, 2006, 09:53:36 PM »
dude I have fingerbanged lots of women and out of all of them, only ONE of them let me do the anal insertions and only ONE of them let me do the gagging but she wasn't the same one that let me do the anal insertion!

and NONE of those bitches peed on me / let me pee on them. shame, really

anyways, your chart am need work, dode
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« Reply #99 on: November 13, 2006, 09:57:06 PM »
dude I have fingerbanged lots of women and out of all of them, only ONE of them let me do the anal insertions and only ONE of them let me do the gagging but she wasn't the same one that let me do the anal insertion!

and NONE of those bitches peed on me / let me pee on them. shame, really

anyways, your chart am need work, dode
I've had a few girls ask for anal insertion.  One ask for gagging.  And one let me pee on them.

Doesn't this one have a bf?
Yes.   :-\

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« Reply #100 on: November 13, 2006, 10:03:13 PM »

I've had a few girls ask for anal insertion.  One ask for gagging.  And one let me pee on them.


Do you pay for sex? ASKING for that kinda shit is like... wow.

I got slapped just for peeing on someone in the SHOWER.
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« Reply #101 on: November 13, 2006, 10:04:14 PM »
Why did you pee in the shower?

You're like a Seinfeld episode.
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« Reply #102 on: November 13, 2006, 10:07:45 PM »

I've had a few girls ask for anal insertion.  One ask for gagging.  And one let me pee on them.


Do you pay for sex? ASKING for that kinda shit is like... wow.

I got slapped just for peeing on someone in the SHOWER.
God no, never paid for sex.

I've met a lot of girls that were either already into anal or were just interested in it.  The one that asked for gagging was this fucking crazy coke head in high school.  She also asked me to choke her while she rode me.

And the girl that let me pee on her was an idiot.  She kept thinking I wanted a relationship with her when I constantly told her I didn't.  So I just decided to see how far I could push it and one night when we were all drunk I asked if I could pee on her.  She even let me take a polaroid of it.  lolz

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« Reply #103 on: November 13, 2006, 10:10:30 PM »
color me a phoenixdark, but wtf is "gagging"
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« Reply #104 on: November 13, 2006, 10:11:35 PM »
Nothing to see here lolz.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2006, 10:20:03 PM by Phoenix Dark »
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« Reply #105 on: November 13, 2006, 10:12:03 PM »
God no, never paid for sex.


oh yes you have, buddy
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« Reply #106 on: November 13, 2006, 10:13:34 PM »
you ALWAYS pay for sex. Maybe not with money, but you ALWAYS pay.
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« Reply #107 on: November 13, 2006, 10:15:10 PM »
Oh and gagging, Doug? Exactly what it sounds like.

Although some girls don't have that. There's a subtle difference between "girl, I want you to choke on my cock" and "girl, I want you to put my cock down your throat". Although, being a married man & having babies, you probably get that.
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« Reply #108 on: November 13, 2006, 10:18:13 PM »
God no, never paid for sex.


oh yes you have, buddy
hahaha

If you want to talk about that way, we all do.  But as in handing her straight cash with the understanding of receiving sexual favors, no.

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Question: I've always wondered about this. If you were to pee inside a vagina, would the pee be absorbed (like when you take a shower), or would it come out the back side. Or, would it just not do anything at all. I have always wondered that
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I have no idea because I've never tried.  That's disgusting though.

And Drinky, it's skull fucking.  Or at least that's what this girl liked.  She also had a ball gag like in Pulp Fiction and she would ask me to tighten it as I fucked her up the ass or doggy style.

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« Reply #109 on: November 13, 2006, 10:20:31 PM »
you ALWAYS pay for sex. Maybe not with money, but you ALWAYS pay.

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« Reply #110 on: November 13, 2006, 10:23:48 PM »
Hay guys, how'd this go from Mupepe being emo to PD... well, being PD?

Hmm, hmm?
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« Reply #111 on: November 14, 2006, 04:01:25 AM »
This thread summed up by one brilliant song...


(Chali 2na)
Yo, this is a lesson in friendship
The depths of a kinship
What women and men begin with, and then slip
My pen drips
As I scribble my thoughts on thin strips
Of emotion
A fraction, seduction, attraction
Eruption of passion
Corrupts if a lasted friendship's involved
But love to cross the line
But that's why we built these walls

(Hook: Nelly Furtado)
We been friends for a long time, a very close friend of mine
Love you like you was mine, but respect a thin line
I love you like you was mine, think about you all the time
Very close friend of mine, but respect a thin line

(Akil)
Opposite's attract
When the female and male come in contact
Sticky situation in fact
Tryin not to let the feelings catch
But there's a thin line between both of y'all
So you respect that
And entertain the idea, but get brought back
To reality, and could you really live with that?
Decision, based on intuition
You love and keep your distance
Hug and kiss in friendship

(Marc 7)
An ongoing kinship, we was people to begin with
Disrespect was not intended
but your feelings sparked the sentence
Sometimes you're too intense in your quest to invent
The perfect man, please understand, my rhyme is your repent

(Hook) - repeat 2X

(Soup)
Man, too bad that we became friends first
I'm not on expert on how relationships should work
But, from the minute it as known
It changed the whole tone on how we spoke on the phone
Yo, it was cool but I felt it wasn't enough
And I was stuck when your moms would pick it up
Over you, all my buddies would swoon
But I felt we were in tune, you let me up in your room. (Damn)
But to me girl, you're still off limits
No matter all the times that I hint it. (Yo, whatchu doin after this?)
Infactuation was authentic, but yo I just pretended
So I wouldn't lose the friendship
Maybe, I should spill all my guts
Or write a letter, then tear it up
Or do a song, just to say what's up
I want ... just ... a touch

(Hook) - repeat 2X

(Nelly Furtado)
I can't do this anymore
See my heart just spills out when you walk in the door
Friendship turns into lust and this only tip
That I can't comprehend even if I knew it
Can't do justice to these things that I'm feeling
You got someone else, don't wanna be caught stealing
Hell if she knew she would never leave us alone
in the roo-ooo-ooom

(Chali 2na)
This was a lesson in friendship
I stress in this sentence
Should women and men be friends first?
And then slip?
My pen drips as I scribble my thoughts on thin strips
of devotion

(Akil)
Opposites attract
And best friends make a perfect match
If you only knew that
Once you cross, ain't no turning back
The minute you let him in it and he hit that
That's that

(Marc 7)
We was people to begin with, but you was too relentless
Jeporidizing kinship, respect is intended
Resolve is my intent
While we got it in
I'm tryin to salvage a friendship

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« Reply #112 on: November 14, 2006, 04:03:50 AM »
No.
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« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2006, 04:53:13 AM »
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« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2006, 03:30:07 PM »
Well, I talked to her last night and a little bit today.  She still seems a little bit distant.  But she at least made some sexual jokes last night!  And she's coming over tonight.   :-*

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« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2006, 03:31:42 PM »
you're going to get raped.
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« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2006, 03:34:01 PM »
Well, I talked to her last night and a little bit today.  She still seems a little bit distant.  But she at least made some sexual jokes last night!  And she's coming over tonight.   :-*

She sounds hot
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« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2006, 03:36:23 PM »
you're going to get raped.
I fucking hope so.

Doubt it though.  Like I said in the other thread.  She's a virgin and I have a feeling it will take a lot more coaxing to get her to sleep with me than it did to rub her tits.

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« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2006, 03:37:23 PM »
you're going to get raped.
I fucking hope so.

Doubt it though.  Like I said in the other thread.  She's a virgin and I have a feeling it will take a lot more coaxing to get her to sleep with me than it did to rub her tits.
Coaxing's nasty. Instead...get her drunk.
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« Reply #119 on: November 14, 2006, 03:39:29 PM »

Coaxing's nasty. Instead...get her drunk.
She doesn't drink that often.   :-\

She told me she wants to have sex before her 21st birthday though! (Dec 30th) and hopefully I'm in line!