Author Topic: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man (Read 1377 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** June 09, 2008, 12:50:31 PM »

BREAKING NEWS

I learned this morning that rap was actually invented by an Italian man, Adriano Celentano, in 1971.

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As you can see in this informative historical YouTube, Celentano also invented the music video and the hot Italian woman.

Check out that tight beat. It's no wonder black people wanted to take credit for it! I guess this makes us even after what happened with rock-n-roll, huh?

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** June 09, 2008, 12:52:34 PM »

i haven't seen blacks steal from italians this much since the movie The Wanderers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2008, 12:53:57 PM »

Last Poets

Crushed · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:00:38 PM »

Is it just me, or is YouTube really slow today?

tiesto · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:01:53 PM »

Black people have been stealing from Italians for the longest time!

Italians

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:08:36 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 09, 2008, 01:01:53 PM

Black people have been stealing from Italians for the longest time!

the bronx

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:18:03 PM »

This is hot!

I'm about a quarter Italian. I guess that makes me about a quarter awesome? If black people are ever forced to pay reparations, I better get a check for my portion!

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:23:58 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM »

why has everyone ignored my post

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM

why has everyone ignored my post

because attempting to insert the truth in a plainly tongue in cheek thread is ultimately futile

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 09, 2008, 01:23:58 PM

White People - 1

Black People - 0

We're back!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on June 09, 2008, 02:05:43 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because attempting to insert the truth in a plainly tongue in cheek thread is ultimately futile

this is a matter of pride, tongues and cheeks be damned. what are you going to tell me next, that latino gangs are ruling the streets of LA instead of black gangs? :'(

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:54:38 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM

why has everyone ignored my post

because they're the Last Poets, not the Lost Poets.

smh at Maurice's "blackness" $:-\$

lordmaji · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:07:12 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM

why has everyone ignored my post

because you're black.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:35:13 PM »

nooooooooooooooo

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:53:28 PM »

I'm gonna bottle Beezy and Himumu's tears and sell them on the internet to stupid white girls who want a taste of the jungle. That's a good selling line...

"Want a taste of the jungle?"

NOMNOMNOM

Eric P · « **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 09, 2008, 02:54:38 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because they're the Last Poets, not the Lost Poets.

smh at Maurice's "blackness" $:-\$

HA i didn't even notice that.

Patel blacker than Amber.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:07:51 PM »

Who else is black here? Send me your tears and I'll cut you in on the deal, we gonna do it up big aight?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:09:18 PM »

$:-\$

excuse me while i go rob a liquor store to restore my rep.

lordmaji · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 09, 2008, 05:09:18 PM

$:-\$

excuse me while i go rob a liquor store to restore my rep.

Damn white people.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:17:22 PM »

they be hatin. no daps for you

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:46:08 PM »

That song is fucking awesome!!! Where can I get it?

Crushed · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2008, 09:58:48 PM »

That is the face of a pimp.

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