Author Topic: Chaos Wars sets a new standard for videogame voice acting... (Read 1387 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** June 09, 2008, 04:39:49 PM »

...the standard of LULZ!

[youtube=425,350]BAtC1SzWSXg[/youtube]

Currently, the North America release is scheduled for June 3, 2008 as a GameStop exclusive.

I wonder which voice is Willco?

Crushed · « **Reply #1 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:44:52 PM »

[youtube=425,350]jyNjSAv_OuY[/youtube]

I... had a... dream...

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:45:04 PM »

hahahahahahaha is that for fucking real

MCD · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:45:33 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:49:52 PM »

"wow"

so monotone

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:50:43 PM »

I love hisss lisssthp.

YAHHH

HYEAAH

(Splat!)

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:53:06 PM »

no way is this real

that nicole guy is too hilarious

"be a good boy, and wait"

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2008, 04:54:07 PM »

it's from D3 Publishing and a GameSpot exclusive ... it's real. So real.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:06:55 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 09, 2008, 04:54:07 PM

it's from D3 Publishing and a GameSpot exclusive ... it's real. So real.

Not even from D3, it's from O~3

http://www.o3ent.com/

D3 gave us Earth Defense Force and Puzzle Quest

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:09:38 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2008, 05:10:42 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 09, 2008, 05:06:55 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 09, 2008, 04:54:07 PM
it's from D3 Publishing and a GameSpot exclusive ... it's real. So real.

Not even from D3, it's from O~3

http://www.o3ent.com/

D3 gave us Earth Defense Force and Puzzle Quest

Oh ... lol.

D3 in the US is actually semi-respectable. If only because they have two good games to Japan D3's one.

Did you see they published Puzzle Quest in Japan as "SIMPLE 2000: THE PUZZLE QUEST"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2008, 06:41:30 PM »

i actually own this

:'(

collectoritis ftl

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2008, 06:42:28 PM »

This is out? I'd only be interested due to the SH cameos...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2008, 06:51:13 PM »

they even mislocalized a bunch of the sh names :'( yuri is now uru, for example

the localization cannot have cost more than fifteen bucks, a couple taco bell burritos, and a handjob in a kroger's parking lot

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2008, 07:03:07 PM »

This is like a bunch of friends getting together to make their own Dragon Ball Z dub, only much worse.

MoxManiac · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2008, 07:29:30 PM »

Is that supposed to be nicolai?

Crushed · « **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2008, 07:55:51 PM »

SMH at duckroll stealing our threads.

Enl · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2008, 08:01:49 PM »

Karen
"Nicole. Lishen to yourshelfsfssheu hash nuthing cha do wif thish".

Someone showed up drunk to the recording booth that day.

Crushed · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2008, 09:48:04 PM »

Like when... you eat rotten food off the gurrrnnnd...

Third · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2008, 09:55:01 PM »

Isn't Uru the guy from Shadow Hearts?

Enl · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2008, 09:59:39 PM »

I would purchase this game just because of the utter lack of care in Karen's voice. It was like a crack whore hazily stumbled into the studio one day and just randomly started reading the words on a sheet she was about to use as toilet paper. Her voice is the stuff of genius right there.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2008, 10:03:44 PM »

wait, they localized "nikolai" as "nicole"?

jesus wtf lol omg

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 10, 2008, 12:06:57 AM »

It's no House of the Dead 2, that's for sure. Chaos Wars needs a "Suffer Like G Did?" epic quote, and I'm not seeing it here...

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** June 10, 2008, 12:13:26 AM »

Quote from: First on June 09, 2008, 09:55:01 PM

Isn't Uru the guy from Shadow Hearts?

Yes, but his name is Yuri

Nicole is Nikolai

Karen is actually correct

Jansen · « **Reply #24 on:** June 10, 2008, 12:39:11 AM »

someone has to pay for fucking with shadow hearts like this.

isn't there another shitty ass crossover game like this in the works with anime or manga characters?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:01:24 AM »

It sounds like this was recorded on voicemail

Crushed · « **Reply #26 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:04:55 AM »

Quote from: MultiPass on June 10, 2008, 01:01:24 AM

It sounds like this was recorded on voicemail

Uh, I gotta... I gotta go now, my boss is waiting. See you later. Or not. Whatever.

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